Leroy and Stitch Page #2

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- Promise.

- You're number 626.

- Name:
Stitch.

- [camera clicks]

Aloha.

Aloha.

[alarm blares]

Don't worry, Dr. Hamsterviel,

your escape will soon be complete.

What do you mean "complete"?

You haven't even broken me

out of my cell!

Then who is this?

That's the warden's gerbil,

you nearsighted fish stick!

[laughter]

Hmm. He looks just like you.

[P.A.] Security command,

release portal 7.

Run! Run!

And put down that gerbil!

I brought you a little surprise.

- What is it?

- An Earth souvenir.

They call it an aloha lei.

It symbolizes...

Excellent! I'm starving!

Wait! Wait!

You're not supposed to...

[burps]

Never mind.

- [clears throat] Aloha.

- Captain Stitch.

The Council has received...

You have coconut cake

on your uniform.

Oh. Sorry. [slurps]

The Council has received

a security alert.

With the aid

of the former Captain Gantu,

Dr. Jacques von Hamsterviel

has escaped from prison.

- [gibberish]

- This is your first mission

as captain of the Galactic Armada.

Seek out and capture Dr. Hamsterviel.

It will also be the maiden voyage of...

- Oh!

- ...the BRB-9000.

- [man] BRB fueling complete.

- [woman] Hatchway secure.

[man] Captain has arrived in the bay.

Oh! Big Red...

[play march]

Whoo-hoo! Aah!

[cymbal crash]

He, uh,

went in through the air manifold.

- [door beeps]

- Captain on the...

- [Stitch laughs]

- ...ceiling?

Big Red, Big Red, Big Red!

Huh?

[seat motor whirring]

[clicks]

Hmm. [gibberish]

[computer] Hyperdrive activated...

Captain, you're certain you want to

engage the H-drive in the spaceport?

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

[boosters firing]

Well, he's certainly enthusiastic.

Yeeow! [cackles]

Anything I can get for you,

Professor Pleakley?

Why, yes. You could give me

a great big pinch to wake me up!

I've got a huge corner office,

a complete set of

the Encyclopedia Earthiana,

my very own walk-in closet,

the keys to the college

carpool van, and...

galaxy-wide fame

as the greatest Earth expert ever!

[gasp] Is that a real Earth rock?

Why, yes. Yes, it is.

You've actually been to Earth?

You must tell me everything.

Of course. But you will have to wait

for my first lecture,

"Perspectives on Earthiana:

A One-Eyed View."

Lecture? You don't give lectures.

I don't?

Oh. Well, then,

in my first class you can always...

And you don't have classes either.

You're a supervising professor.

That's why you get

all this great stuff:

the office, the encyclopedias,

your own walk-in closet and wardrobe.

Oh, right.

Could we take a look at that,

um, new wardrobe?

Ah! Jumba's evil scientist laboratory.

Is just as I left it!

So many wonderful memories

of evil experimentation,

ending with disgrace,

arrest and imprisonment,

but still wonderful memories.

So much new evil to be done.

Heh-heh-heh!

Where to begin?

Antiaircraft lollipops?

Oh! Permanently stinky bedroom slippers?

Or perhaps device

to stop evil genius talking to self.

Heh-heh-heh-heh!

Eh, silly Jumba.

It's rounds time, Scrump.

I used to do it with Stitch,

but you can help me instead.

We just check to make sure

that all Stitch's cousins

are still happy

in the one place they belong.

# I lai la ua i la

# No mala hini ohana

# Welcome, cousins

Come on by

# Aloha, e komo mai

# I lai la ua i la

# No mala hini ohana

# Welcome, cousins

Come on by

# Aloha, e komo mai

# Aloha

# We'll find a place where you belong

# Ohana

# A family to call your own

# Where you feel at home

Everybody sing

# I lai la ua i la

# No mala hini ohana

# Welcome, cousins

Come on by

# Aloha, e komo mai,

nai nai nai nai

# I lai la ua i la

# No mala hini ohana

# Welcome, cousins

Come on by

# Aloha, e komo mai

# Aloha, e komo mai

# Aloha

# Ohana

[popping]

# Aloha #

Wow! Wasp Mummies VI

is already out.

I hope my dad will let me go see it.

- Well, I heard...

- Aloha, Myrtle.

Where are you taking Gigi?

I'm taking her to the canine spa.

What'd you do with your dog?

He's an outer space pilot

in a Big Red Battleship

- and fighting bad guys.

- [Gigi whimpers]

Is not! You're a weirdo!

- [girls] Yeah!

- No, I'm not!

I'm done doing

all that weird stuff now.

Wanna play dolls?

No way!

Once a weirdo, always a weirdo.

That's what my dad used to say.

- I didn't know you had a dad.

- Quiet, Yuki.

In fact, I bet that's why

your dog ran away,

and I also bet that

he's never coming back.

- [girls] Yeah!

- Just like Myrtle's dad.

Quiet, Yuki!

Hey! Wait up!

Come on, Scrump.

[Nani] Lilo! I told you

you can't stay out after sunset.

- OK.

- OK?

[groans]

You did the right thing.

- Letting them go shows...

- [muffled] Aloha. I know.

[bubbling]

Add two tablespoons

genetic material and...

Hah! Have perfected

evil genius boom-boom liquid

for saliva of new experiment. [laughs]

Pleakley! Come look!

Pleak... [echoes]

I'm forgetting. No Pleakley, just Jumba.

Shh! Who you talking to?

Shh! Stop that.

[glass breaks]

[Elvis] I'd like to sing a song

that's probably the saddest song

I've ever heard.

[# Elvis Presley:

I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry]

# Hear that lonesome whippoorwill

# He sounds too blue to fly

# The midnight train

# Is whining low

# I'm so lonesome I could cry

# Did you ever see

# A robin weep

# When leaves began to die?

# That means he's lost

# The will to live

# I'm so lonesome I could cry

# The silence

# Of a falling star

# Lights up

# A purple sky

# And as I wonder

# Where you are

# I'm so lonesome I could cry

# I'm so lonesome

# I could cry #

[applause]

Perhaps other side is less depressing.

- Jumba!

- Dr. Hamsterviel!

I see I have found you recollecting

misty musical recollections.

Why are you no longer

on asteroid of inescapable prison?

No prison can contain me!

I... I mean, I am fully reformed.

Out on parole.

I heard you were

opening up the old shop.

So I am thinking... [sniffs]

maybe we could work together again.

[sighs] Remember the old days?

You creating experiments,

I funding them

with my shady business deals.

- No.

- Oh, come on!

Graduating together from Evil Genius U?

- [scoffs]

- Our first business together?

[scoffs]

What about creating

our first experiment?

You remember Shrink?

25 years of partnership,

and you did nothing but cheat Jumba,

embarrass Jumba, steal from Jumba,

and finally fink on Jumba

to Galactic Federation.

For you, I wouldn't create

piece of dry toast!

Very well, then.

You leave me no choice

but to forcibly force you

to make a new experiment by force!

By force! By force!

That was your cue!

Sorry.

Now, Jumba, I will explain this

only once and oh, so patiently.

I want to order a new version of 626.

Make him with extra destructive

capabilities but easy on the fluffy.

And I don't like blue.

So make him resplendent red

to match my cape,

and make him to go!

Jumba makes genius experiments,

not fast food.

Would take years just to create design.

Well, what about this one?

[clock ticking]

[mutters]

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