Leroy and Stitch Page #5

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How did you escape my imprisoning?

Gantu turned from bad to good.

Hey, where is Gantu?

Oh. Heh. He's still in backety-back.

[alarm chirps]

- Thanks.

- What?!

He's on the aloha team now.

You never did understand

the meaning of aloha, did you?

Well, I think it means...

Uh, that was a rhetorical question.

[groans]

You aren't the only one

with a team, you know.

What you forget is

that I have my own army,

and I have them riding

in the frontedy-front.

[growling]

This is bad.

I'm calculating our odds of victory

at, eh... zero.

[speaking gibberish]

[growling]

[rumbles]

Whoaaah!

[whistle blows]

- [screams]

- [growls]

- [grunts]

- [rayguns cock]

[gasps, speaks gibberish]

- [Leroys laugh]

- [grunts]

[gibberish]

- Whoa!

- [crash]

Yeow! [mutters]

[giggling]

[electricity crackles]

- Nice one, cousin.

- You can talk?

- [laughs]

- Look out!

- Boyd!

- There's too many of 'em!

[growls]

- [speaks gibberish]

- [speaks gibberish]

[growls]

- [laughs]

- Huh? Uh-oh.

Aah! Uhh!

Ow, my head.

Jumba, a little evil genius help here.

[scoffs] If Jumba was real evil genius,

he would have programmed shutoff switch

into original Leroy.

Wait! Jumba is evil genius!

Hawaiian folksy folk music

is tied into synapse matrix.

If Leroy is hearing Aloha Oe,

he is shutting down

like a car wash in a rainstorm.

- Will it shut 'em all down?

- Heh-heh. I don't know.

Ahh! Eeh!

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Rock 'n' roll, baby!

[humming]

Jumba, sound!

Cranking up to evil 11.

Pleakley, lights.

Bright. Very bright!

Gantu! Uh...

...fireworks?

Gladly.

- [microphone feedback]

- [clears throat]

Aloha, cousins!

[playing rock guitar]

- [string snaps]

- [gibberish]

[# Aloha Oe]

# Aloha oe, aloha oe

# E ke onaona

noho i ka liko

# One fond embrace,

a ho 'i a 'e au

# Until we meet again

[laughs]

- # Aloha oe

- # Aloha oe

[all] # E ke onaona

noho i ka lipo

# One fond embrace,

a ho 'i a 'e au

# Until we meet again

[saxophone solo]

It's working! Aloha totally rocks!

[blubbering]

Not my original Leroy!

[growling]

[all] # Aloha oe, aloha oe

I am not beach ball light.

I am hamster light!

[all] # One fond embrace,

a ho 'i a 'e au

# Until we meet again

- [gibberish]

- # Until we meet again

Sing it, cousin!

# Until we meet again #

Aloha!

- [song ends]

- [cheering]

[applause]

It is with great joy

that I return to the Galactic Council,

and with even greater joy that we

once again honor our greatest heroes.

[applause]

How can we ever repay you?

Especially Lilo and Captain Stitch.

No captain, just Stitch.

Am I to understand that you wish

to resign your commission?

Yes, please.

Stitch has found one place

he truly belongs.

On Earth, with Lilo.

That being the case,

Mr. Gantu, would you be interested

in resuming your position

as captain of the Galactic Armada?

Would I?! Ahem.

I mean, yes, Your Eminence.

- On one condition.

- Condition?

I'd like to request experiment 625...

ahem, I mean, Reuben,

as my galley officer.

No kiddin'?

I've grown rather fond

of your egg salad.

Granted.

And finally, Jumba and Pleakley.

Jumba would like to return

to Earth as well.

You would?

But what about your lab?

Jumba is finally understanding

ohana is more important.

Don't have to be evil genius

to see that.

Well, then, I surely don't need

a non-teaching teaching job.

- Your point being?

- Crazy head! I wanna go home!

That's all I want too.

To go home with my ohana.

- Eeh.

- [applause]

[Lilo] Bigger smile, Stitch.

Little closer to Nani, David.

- Myrtle?

- I still think you're weird.

But Gigi says she likes

being part of an ohana.

OK, everybody, this is it.

For the last picture in my book,

a group shot.

The whole ohana!

Everybody, say

aloha!

[all] Aloha!

# Aloha

# Ohana #

[# Elvis Presley: Jailhouse Rock]

# The warden threw a party

in the county jail

# The prison band was there

and they began to wail

# The band was jumping

and the joint began to swing

# You should've heard those

knocked-out jailbirds sing

# Let's rock

# Everybody, let's rock

# Everybody in the whole cell block

# Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

# Spider Murphy played

the tenor saxophone

# Little Joe was blowin'

on the slide trombone

# The drummer boy from Illinois

went crash, boom, bang

# The whole rhythm section

was the Purple Gang

# Let's rock

# Everybody, let's rock

# Everybody in the whole cell block

# Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

# Number forty-seven

said to number three

# You're the cutest jailbird

I ever did see

# I sure would be delighted

with your company

# Come on and do

the Jailhouse Rock with me

# Let's rock

# Everybody, let's rock

# Everybody in the whole cell block

# Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

# Run, run, run

# Sad sack was sittin'

on a block of stone

# Way over in the corner

weepin' all alone

# The warden said Hey, buddy,

don't you be no square

# If you can't find a partner

use a wooden chair

# Let's rock

# Everybody, let's rock

# Everybody in the whole cell block

# Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

# Shifty Henry said to Bugs

For Heaven's sake

# No one's lookin',

now's our chance to make a break

# Bugsy turned to Shifty

and he said, Nix nix

# I wanna stick around a while

and get my kicks

# Let's rock

# Everybody, let's rock

# Everybody in the whole cell block

# Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

# Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

# Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

# Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock... #

[# Everlife:
Don't Be Cruel]

# Baby, don't be cruel

# You know I can be found

# Sitting home all alone

# If you can't come around

# At least please telephone

# Don't be cruel

# To a heart that's true, yea

# Yeah, baby, if I made you mad

# For something I might have said

# Please let's forget the past

# The future looks bright ahead

# Don't be cruel

to a heart that's true, yeah

# I don't want no other love

# Baby, it's only you

# I'm thinking of

# No other love I'm thinking of

# Don't stop thinking of me, no, no

# Don't make me feel bad this way

# Come on over here and love me

# You know what I want you to say

# Don't be cruel

# To a heart that's true, yeah, yeah

# Why should we be apart?

# I really, really love you, baby

# Cross my heart

# Cross my heart, mmm

# I really, really love you, baby

- # Baby...

- # Baby

# Let's walk up to the preacher

# And let us say I do

# Then you'll know you'll have me

# And I'll know that I'll have you

# Don't be cruel

# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

# Why should we be apart?

# I really, really love you, baby

# I don't want no other love

# Baby, it's only you

# I'm thinking of

# Don't be cruel

# Don't be cruel #

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