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with a Diet Coke.

The same.

With ketchup and mayo.

And a Happy Meal!

Gilbert, right?

Abdullah?

Yeah!

- Abdel-preppy.

- What, f***er?

Nothing.

We're here for the weed.

For what?

The weed.

Ok, it's 20 E's the bar.

Only cuz Marco sent you,

on the Koran!

On the Koran?

Yeah.

Can you roll it for us?

Watch out for the pigs,

this hood sucks!

Do you know...

Do you know...

Do you know what...

an owowow is?

No.

It's this tiny little bird,

with tiny legs and huge balls

and when he lands,

he goes, "Ow ow ow!"

Life's really good with Lola.

We talk, we have no secrets.

Things are really good in bed too.

One horny slut!

How did you get into dealing?

My man Karim in the hood told me,

"Try it, deal the weed."

So we did a deal at 25.

I sell at 20, homey.

That's all.

Aren't you getting fooled?

You buy at 25 and sell at 20?

25. I sell at 20, homey.

I get 20 back. What's the problem?

So each time we buy,

you're giving us 5 euros?

25 minus 20?

That makes 5.

- 20 E's.

- That's 20 euros?

You got it, man, you're smart.

I like you!

How many E's can you sell?

How do you mean?

How many E's of weed can I buy?

As much as you want. 10, 15, 35...

Seven?

Like it's the SeventiE's!

It's not a big breakdown

but it'll take a while.

Have dinner without us.

Cut it out.

A beer?

Sh*t, this is good!

I'm sick of her tofu.

Are you ok?

Careful! At your age,

you can croak on that sh*t.

Seeing that white light?

Very funny. You'll soon

be choking like an old man too.

How do you mean?

Marriage, work, a quiet life...

It'll soon be,

"We need a place of our own."

A new apartment, a baby...

Lola and I aren't into that.

We're cool. No "place of our own".

One step at a time.

But why talk about me?

How is it with Suzanne?

Can you be inspired in bed

after so long?

You invent new positions?

You get home and say,

"Let's try this.

"Stick your head

in the washing machine,

I'll stand on the Internet box."

I'm sick of this shitty life.

I'm sick of this couch.

And its color...

It's not a color, it's a message

that tells you,

Come watch Wheel of Fortune,

come watch Colombo

That's all I have.

This couch and this damn TV.

Look at that!

Seen that blonde there?

Hot, isn't she?

She's hot!

Suzanne was 10 times hotter!

Suzanne!

You've no idea.

Tits to drive a man wild!

An incredible ass. A wonder!

Back then,

we'd put on Iggy Pop's Lust for Life

and bang away all night.

All night!

I'd grab her by the hair...

I'd eat her p*ssy...

- I get the picture.

- Sorry.

No more p*ssy now, just seeds.

No more p*ssy.

It'll be the same for you,

the same trap.

Come and see something.

Zildjian K Custom.

Just like Ringo Starr's.

Covered with wet underwear.

There goes your dream!

You had fun with Dad?

Yeah.

Trouble with the car

but nothing serious.

Let's leave early.

I have work waiting for me.

These are beans?

Yes, organic adzuki.

They're excellent for...

I need the bankcard.

I'm sorry?

For our joint account.

I want to use my money.

What for?

To do what I want.

It's mine, right?

Maybe I'll buy a car,

a solid gold raclette kit,

a thousand briefs

or blow it at the track

or eat it!

I hope you're joking-

I've saved

for my Burkina Faso project.

You're not frittering it away!

It's MY money!

Hide behind your project

to ease your conscience.

But, from now on,

I'm doing what I want!

What's up with him?

Leave him,

he'll soon come back down to earth.

Amigos,

I hope you enjoy your brunch.

What are you doing?

I'm splitting.

I'm making room

for the homeless,

Romanians or even a Zaghawa tribe.

In fact,

give them this.

I do humanitarian work too!

I'll go this way.

No, that way.

Don't worry about me.

I'll be fine.

I need time alone

to weigh things up.

If he needs a teen meltdown at 50,

fine.

But we mustn't play along.

- Sure you'll be ok?

- I'm good.

I'm totally...

I hope it passes.

Being alone is bad at their age.

It'll all work out.

Do you think we'll end up like them?

Know many couples

who play "Porn Stars" every night?

So we'll always be together?

Yeah!

At least your rsum

is quick to read.

What we need

are people who can be persuasive.

Your past experience doesn't count.

We need you to learn our methods

and apply them.

You know what we do?

Can you do it?

Yes, of course.

You can start on Monday.

One word of advice.

In the "interests" paragraph,

lose The Simpsons.

It's wiser.

I called Mom.

Know where my dad's living?

In my old student apartment.

He's totally crazy.

He'll get over it.

To your new job!

I'm so proud of you.

I'm proud of me too.

I've been thinking...

I'm getting more responsibilities,

there's your job,

our wedding...

Maybe we should stop paying rent

and get a place of our own?

Yeah.

I can look at ads?

Yeah, sure.

Actually,

I've picked out a few already.

There's this one

in a Haussmann building

with a herringbone parquet floor.

I love that!

Then this one in the 6th.

Nice and sunny...

Just a second.

Thomas Brenner, please.

Speaking.

Sorry to bother you.

I'm Claude Starks, a music producer.

You're not bothering me.

I saw you play at a wedding

and you blew me away.

We can work together.

I was charmed as much by the singer

as by the man.

Am I making myself clear?

Here's what I suggest.

Come over to sign the contract,

then we'll celebrate in my room.

Why not but...

- I knew it!

- Who is this?

Gilbert, you f*ggot!

What a jerk...

Stop acting like I'm ancient!

Let's go out and ogle some ass.

What? But I'm with Lola!

Find an excuse!

Let's have a blast!

All right...

A major meltdown.

HD screen! With 3-D!

Plus the drum kit...

You smoke now?

I'm beginning.

All right,

let's have a quick drink

before we go out.

Where do you want to go?

Clubbing!

I hear Les Parisiennes is hip.

Les Parisiennes?

We'll never get in.

You're 3,000 years too old!

I'll teach you to party.

Here you 90, Pal-

You won't taste this often.

Chteau Margaux 2000.

How did you pay for it?

All this?

How did you pay for it?

A present from our friends

in Burkina Faso.

To your career in music.

Sorry, in debt recovery.

Very funny.

I have no choice.

You sound like you're 50.

Your life's ahead of you.

But it takes balls.

Ever let anyone hear your demo?

You don't have the balls.

Watch this.

Does Thomas have balls?

I don't think

I know the answer to that.

I love this!

Weather in Butt Hole...

It's cloudy in Butt Hole.

There's a town called Butt Hole!

What would happen

if you made two talk together?

Ok, let's go.

Hot to trot?

An evening with a fossil...

Why not?

We'll never get into this place.

Just go for it.

Look self-assured.

Good evening.

How's it going?

Two of us.

I'm good

but you two aren't going in.

- You see.

- Just a second.

I didn't recognize you...

Gilbert.

Gilbert, how are you?

- How's it going?

- Great.

Please, go on in!

Have a good time, guys.

The Prince of Burkina Faso is here.

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