Letters to Santa 2 Page #2

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For 2 years,

you haven't given any sign of life.

- It felt good.

- You've thrown me away.

- Why should I give you any signs?

- Mel?

I was a year and a half with you.

You were like a big kid.

I wanted to marry you!

Now you mention that?

Pop in in 2 years.

All right... It didn't work for us,

but Kazik needs a father.

That's why I bought him

a present from you last year.

You owe me a hundred.

And now go.

- My little punk.

- Kazik, do you remember him'?

- See'? He recognized me.

- Whatever. We need to see your aunt.

- How about a playground?

- Wait a moment.

You go to his aunt

and we'll go to the playground.

- Mel, please.

- I fed him, changed his diapers.

- How often?

- It doesn't matter.

I never hurt him.

Please, you know I work with kids.

Kazik, do you want to go with him

to the playground?

Can I have your autograph?

"SECOND LIFE"

Matylda?

Matylda!

You grew up so much.

You even talk. You used to sit up only.

I missed talking to you.

Now you're a big guy.

And you recognized me.

I wouldn't recognize you.

Everybody will recognize a Santa Claus.

I'm not a Santa Claus.

I'm your dad.

My dad is not a Santa.

I mean he is and he is not.

Get it?

Come on, I'll show you something.

Look.

Now I'm a Santa, right'?

- And now?

- A Santa without a beard.

You're kidding me.

Have you seen such a Santa?

No hat...

no beard, no Santa jacket.

Have you seen a Santa in boxers?

- No.

- Exactly.

- This means I'm your dad.

- What have you got for me?

If I were a Santa, I would have

brought you a gift,

- because Santas always bring...

- gifts.

And I have nothing for you.

Which means I am your dad!

Last year you sent me a gift.

- Isn't it too early for gifts?

- They are still waiting.

Open it.

I've chosen it especially for you.

Do you like it?

- It's expensive.

- Put it on, please.

- It suits you.

Beautiful.

Today, when you meet my parents...

You look very elegant.

No, don't take it off.

Excuse me, is that man...

Never mind.

Hi, Szczepan.

What are you doing here?

What am I doing?

Drinking coffee. And you'?

And you're drinking it here?

All right, then.

- Look...

- Is it a new dress? No...

- I remember it.

- I borrowed it from Majka.

Szczepan, could you

go somewhere else?

Could you? In 15 minutes

I have a date here...

And I won't feel quite comfortable,

when you are here.

It'll be awkward.

You have a date here?

- With who?

- With a man.

I'm just asking you nicely

to drink your coffee

in a different place.

- Is it a problem?

- No, it's not. Not at all.

- I'm asking who is that date with?

- Listen...

pull yourself together. We've been

divorced for 2 years.

- I can meet whoever I want.

- Of course.

- Great.

- Just tell me...

who is that guy'?

Do you want to know?

He's younger than you.

But ifs not an issue here.

He at least tries to understand me.

He's really

cool. I care about him

and wish I had met him earlier.

Does it hurt'? Is it enough?

- What does he look like?

- I don't know.

He lives in Mexico.

I'll see him for the first time today.

Anyway, he'll be the most

beautiful guy for me.

- Oh, It's starting.

- Can I pay for the coffee?

Hang yourself on the cash register.

I didn't want to hurt you.

Jesus Christ.

- What can I get you?

- Nothing.

I'm waiting for someone.

I want my dad to be happy

on Christmas Eve.

- What does your dad need to be happy?

- He plays lottery

and he the most he hit was four.

High five!

Excuse me, have you seen Matylda?

A small sheep?

No, I haven't.

- Great, isn't it? Crappy crap.

- Crappy crap.

- Is Dad a Superman?

- Yes, he is! -So, come on!

Dad is a Superman!

I love you, my son.

I'm not your son.

Yes, you are.

Do you know what a Superman does?

Have you been to a bookstore lately?

On all the shelves there are books

by one pretty lady.

And 4 years ago your dad

and that lady...

It doesn't matter, anyway.

I understand, that a kid

wants to be proud of his father,

but crappy crap,

you are too young to understand

certain things he accomplished...

What do I have'?

What do I have'?

"Every word here

I wrote thanks to you."

Oh, sh*t!

- Karol always hits the aim.

- Who?

- Mom's Karol.

- So that's Karol, crappy crap.

Have you ever seen Karol going down

on the balconies from the 4th floor?

And I had to do it many times.

1,2,3... and I'm on the ground.

- Didn't you fall down?

- Never! Do you want to see it?

Do you want to see

what a Superman can do?

Stay here and wait.

I can go higher!

I'll climb an Eiffel Tower for you.

A doggy!

Killer, why are you barking?

Who got on your nerves?

Get inside, or you'll catch a cold.

Come, my baby.

Crappy crap.

What are you staring at?

The chimneys too narrow.

Sing me a Christmas Carol.

Kuba, turn it down!

- Shhh...

- Antos, I'm going to the neighbor's.

You've sung it nicely.

What would you like to get?

- I need money.

- Like everyone.

Precisely, I need 200,000

and two tickets to the USA.

Really?

In the evening it'll be waiting

under the Christmas tree.

Could I borrow some money

from you now?

- I have 30 zlotys.

- It's okay.

Thanks.

Great, kiddo. Give me five!

Can you let me out? I wouldn't like

to go down the way I came up.

Kazik!

Did I get up? Give me five.

I got 30 zlotys.

Are you hungry?

Let's go.

Kuba, Santa Claus was here.

We'll get the cash.

- What cash?

- All we need.

I borrowed him 30 zlotys,

but he is going to bring 200,000

for the Christmas Eve.

Great deal.

He'll bring 2 tickets to the USA.

Shoot, I could have asked

for the 3rd one for Mom,

- but I didn't want to push my luck.

- Oh, kid, you're crazy.

- Great, isn't it'?

- Sure.

Santa Claus was smoking, not me.

Where are your cigarettes?

Amos has made a deal. He wants

to send me to the Boston Marathon.

- What are you thinking?

- One for Mom.

One for Dad.

What wrong have I done to you'?

That's the way I was born.

I WON'T BE HERE TOMORROW

Who was that boy on the balcony?

A cunning brat.

He said he wanted 200 grand.

Can you imagine?

- He needed help?

- You always talk about helping

or saving people.

You're obsessed or something.

Eat or your strawberries will fall down.

I don't want money. I want to be with

my dad. At least on the Christmas Eve.

Listen...

- Dad loves you very much.

- I know.

He dreams about spending

Christmas with you,

but he can't because...

He can't, because, crappy crap...

because...

He's saving the world.

- Let's call it this way.

- It's very important.

If Dad didn't have to save the world,

he would visit me, wouldn't he?

Of course, he would visit you.

Oh, my!

Let's go back.

Oh, sh*t!

Honey'?

How is it?

Redo?

Matylda!

Matylda!

Are you crazy? Taking a sheep to a Mall'?

It's not my sheep.

Then I'll take it away.

- Leave it.

- Is it yours?

It's mine, I'm sorry. I didn't

recognize it at the first moment.

I thought it was a different one

just passing by. A similar one.

Matylda, where have you been?

I thought Magda

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