Letters to Santa 2 Page #3

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was kidding about the sheep.

Let's take it home.

It might speak with human voice.

Look, it thinks you are...

- Your jacket is made of wool.

- What now?

I don't know. I can look for Magda

and give it back to her.

Okay, have fun with that sheep

and whoever you want.

I'm going back home.

Honey. It's Christmas Eve today.

We're meeting my parents. Bye.

Bye.

So, where is your owner'?

Why does a man give

an empty vase to his beloved?

It's broken, so we need to buy it back.

- He could put 200 roses in it.

- Will you help me?

A man should present his beloved

with a ring on the rooftop.

Or make an ice sculpture

like in "A Groundhog Day'.

- Wouldn't you like that?

- I would like...

you to help me. And stop

being such a know-all.

Your dad did his best.

He'll be sad.

Wouldn't you like him to propose?

Look, it's a beautiful vase.

And here... these are toucans, I guess.

If it turns out I was right,

will I get a Wolfhund?

- Are you kidding?

- I'd like to have an Irish Wolfhund.

Do you know how much

such a big dog eats?

No. Period.

So why did Santa climb

all the way up to make a promise?

Your father is working hard

on the Christmas Eve

so that we don't starve, and you

give 30 zlotys to a con artist.

- All we need is a Wolfhound.

- What if he comes?

Sooner a cow shall talk

with its butt. Go in.

Excuse me,

where can I find the manager'?

Straight ahead.

- It's talking with its butt.

- Come on.

I'm sorry.

- Why is the snowman handcuffed?

- How can I know?

See? That's crazy.

- Are you a boss here?

- Yes.

This morning your employee

dressed up as Santa Claus

- climbed up my balcony.

- It's impossible.

Really? It so happens, that I have

found him in your company offer.

He broke in to my son's room

and he stole 30 zlotys.

We've been on this market for years

and we have a great, professional staff.

So it's absolutely impossible...

Of course, it's possible.

Can you explain to me,

why your employee handcuffed me'?

It was him.

I told you:
that's crazy.

It must be your ride.

- There is no ticket.

- Hello.

You won't pay for the parking

without it. And I won't let you out.

Your woman has nearly

destroyed the barrier

and she ran, as if she saw a ghost.

With no ticket.

- Go on.

- During the sales season

I've seen people losing mind.

But this I've seen

for the first time in my life.

Excuse me.

Merry Christmas.

In this case, you can leave

with no ticket.

Merry Christmas.

Matylda, my precious.

Where have you been?

I spotted her buying a sweater.

Don't you know, that little sheep

shouldn't do shopping alone?

Thanks. How did you catch her'?

- I called her.

- And she came up to you?

I promised her I would

take you both for ice-cream.

What do you want'?

I thought that we could...

You have a girlfriend,

so go to her.

And leave me alone... piss off,

not to use worse words... Got it'?

Is it so funny'?

I have enough of my problems.

Thank you.

I'm telling you, it is not a big sheep,

but a little lamb...

It's nearby. She won't make anything

dirty. I'll keep her on my lap.

I've already called all the taxi...

companies.

I am sorry too. I'm never going to use

your services again. Merry Christmas.

You don't have to believe me.

That was the most beautiful

weekend in my life.

You better tell me

how you proposed to Monika.

What?

We thought that

as we live together anyway...

It's nice.

Magda, I love you.

I love you.

Tell me one word,

and I will leave Monika.

And if I won'! say anything?

What happens then?

You'll marry her? And at the wedding,

little girls will throw rose petals,

and the organist will sing the song

that you wrote for me out of love?

Get a grip, Redo.

It's a piece of advice for the future.

Will you give me a ride'?

It'll be good here.

I also have a boyfriend. He's handsome,

intelligent and he runs a business,

"Santa For Hire" and he's successful.

And don't think that he's gay.

Here's my prince. Bye!

She got discharged.

This morning.

She got discharged.

That's Karol!

- How was it today?

- I went sledging.

- And what else?

- I ate waffles.

The waffles were with whipped

cream and strawberries.

And with little bubbles.

They were black.

Oh, my! I'm sorry.

I'm dropping everything today.

It's nothing.

- Will you open the wine'?

- Now?

Don't you feel like wine?

We always wait until the first star...

Red wine should breathe a little bit.

You're right.

It's exquisite.

Brunello di Montalcino.

It's absolutely unique.

Its secret is a careful choice

of the plants and a proper nurturing.

The rest is done

by the water and the sun.

Delicious.

I love you.

I'm so glad we're going

to the mountains.

Though you would prefer the seaside.

I would prefer you...

Well, this wine is unique.

Next year you both

can go to the seaside.

Don't say that.

Don't worry.

I might be with you, too.

I'll always be with you.

Tosia?

Tosia.

- My child...

- Mom, please.

- Let's change the subject.

- I'm begging you, Morn.

That surgery gives me minimal chance.

When I escaped the orphanage,

I also had minimal chance.

I thought that if I raised that money...

- you'd see how much I care.

- I'm very proud of you, honey.

But I think that this subject is closed.

Will you sing "Silent Night" for me'?

Especially for me during

the Christmas Eve dinner?

You don't sing Christmas Carols

at the wake.

We'll get back to the question

if carp is good for sushi.

Your guest today is Karina Lisiecka,

the author of a bestseller:

"The Second Life".

My heroine marries a very nice man.

He's kind and protective.

He loves her, never cheats on her,

brings a Christmas tree and suddenly...

One morning you realize

that you have no dreams, no passions,

you just have no life.

There is a relationship,

but the people are gone,

they have nothing to offer

to one another.

Apart from a set of elegant glasses

under a Christmas Tree.

A husband who buys a vase...

I mean glasses... is a by-plot.

The main one is a story

of great love. Two halves

find each other in the world.

- And they get back to life.

- Wouldn't you like

- to meet love online?

- I'm not a character of this novel.

And if you were?

I would like to.

Alas! So there's a chance for a sequel,

but this time it will be

a classic horror.

Love wins all. That's how it is in life.

Like in "Bridget Jones"

- or in "Pretty Woman"

- You're talking about life or movies?

These movies are inspired by life.

Hit the brakes!

- Mel?

- Doris!

It's so good to see you.

- Hi, have you checked the presents?

- No, I haven't.

- The vase is a pathetic present.

- As every year.

Remember the movie I didn't let you

watch? If you say a word to Doris,

I'll do to you what the good guy

did to the bad guy.

Have you seen Harry giving

Sally a vase?

- What Harry?

- From "When Harry met Sally".

Doris would like to get

an engagement ring.

At the top of the Empire State Building

like in the "Sleepless in Seattle".

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