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You ready?

This is it, here we go.

It's like

the guy said once,

"Everything that's loose in

this country

eventually rolls to L.A.

And they were all there.

From the Mom and Pop

stores to the big chains.

This is the biggest

trade show of the year."

Would you like to see

a talking beer opener?

That's right,

check it out right here.

Talk to her, she'll

make it happen, right here.

That's right.

Come on over.

Hey, guys.

Check it out.

Happy Hour

just got happier!

Let me talk to you about the

sexiest openers...

Excuse

me, can I buy a sample?

My husband is a

talking beer opener.

Hi.

Toys For Men.

Escondido.

Oh, yeah, that's

near San Diego, yeah?

Yeah, right.

Three stores, actually.

And let me tell you, it's so

hard to find gifts for men.

You walk this show,

any show,

it's women's gifts,

women's gifts.

And then finally I

stumble on you guys.

You know, I'll take...

what's 3 times 72?

Yeah, 216.

You can write it up.

These are great.

Love it.

All right, thank you.

Jesus, Larry,

look what's going on!

Are those

the two schmucks

that came to our office?

Yeah.

Guaranteed one show wonders.

My, my, my-

They're getting quite a crowd.

Yeah, but it's

not a product for TV.

Too cheap, $7 retail?

Got to be

$19.95 for TV.

That's the magic price.

If it's not on TV,

who gives a sh*t, right?

Hey, Newkin!

How 'bout you, man?

How 'bout you?

what an a**hole.

Bye now.

What was that?

Repartee,

a gift store in Portland,

ordered at the show,

showed the flyer to a customer,

who just ordered 250

for a wedding reception.

That's exciting, isn't it?

You know,

we've got this going,

but now we got

to keep it going.

I was thinking we got to

diversify the brands,

come up with new ideas.

I was thinking, I don't know,

maybe The Three Stooges?

I love Curly.

Woo-woo-woo-woo!

What about,

"Mmmm, beer."

Homer.

"Mmmm, beer!"

"Oh Yes"

"Woo-hoo!"

Matt, Craig's on two!

Tell him we've just moved in,

we need 3 more phone lines.

What about that stuff

going to Australia?

How about that

order going to Australia?

Brenda, hold my calls!

Yes!

Oh, yes!

Woo-hoo!

(In Spanish) ...Homer Simpson!

(CER-VEZA ... beer)

(In Japanese)

...Homer Simpson...!

(In Norwegian)

...Homer Simpson!

Take two,

Talking Beer Opener.

A beer, sir?

(Cerveza, senor?)

Yes, Corona!

(Si, Corona!)

Oh, you speak Spanish.

(Oh, habla Espanol.)

Yes, Corona!

(Si, Corona.)

Nice!

(Bueno!)

Yeah!

I'm really

happy for Gina.

She finally got that

casita she always wanted,

bought it all by herself.

Sam gave her a plaque to put

over the door

that said "Casa de Homer".

Her sister Louisa

was horrified.

Hi, Sam.

Hey, Sam.

How are you doing?

Hey-

All right, guys.

Gina, to making your new

house a home, sister!

Here here!

Hi.

The place looks great.

Thanks.

Yeah, a guy could

get used to living here.

I don't know, Matt.

I don't

Gina, seriously.

Okay, I got an idea.

You got a flashlight?

I'm not crazy, am I?

"I know he's a little off.

Yes, but that's why

you liked him right now.

That's what I always

love about him."

Yes.

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