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We run into each other

on the Internet.

Well, maybe you should take

a couple months off of that.

A couple of months? It'll

be there when you get back.

Man, just got trashed.

Uh, I'm in a lake of ooze here.

Is somebody gonna

come heal me please?

What was that?

That was like a giant worm at

the end of the tunnel. Mom!

- I'm playing a game!

- The game can wait.

Please tell Jerry

to take out the trash.

Jerry did it yesterday.

Fine, fine, fine. Sorry, guys.

I'm out. I'm out.

Bye, Brute.

Later, Brute.

Welcome RealGirl.

Maybe we can cheer you up.

Petunia's in some trouble

on her quest over by the...

Garrett, you can't keep

shutting me out.

We made love, and...

And you were inside me,

and I know you felt it too.

What the f*** was that?

That was sudden.

You okay, Garrett?

Uh...

I'm sorry. I, uh...

I gotta cut it short tonight,

Headlights. I gotta go.

F***!

Um...

this is a public video

for Garrett Hoffman.

I didn't want to do this, but...

you won't talk to me.

It feels like my heart

has been ripped out of my body.

We both made mistakes,

so please, please...

I'm sorry I upset you.

I'm begging you,

let's just try again.

I'm begging you...

let's just try again.

My heart has

been ripped right out of my body.

Oh God! oh!

It has!

It causes friction between

me and my girlfriend.

Then she gets involved

in a... "Friction."

Then she gets involved in a

threesome with my girl and I.

Why haven't you stalked me?

Why, Shell? What?

Watching this video

was just cringe-worthy.

No wonder this guy's

not calling you back, girl.

You be crazy.

I didn't want to do this,

but you won't talk to me.

Oh my God, oh my God.

It feels like my heart

has been ripped out of my body.

Sword. Sword is not working.

Axe! Axe is not working.

We both made mistakes.

I'm sorry I upset you.

Okay, just gonna get

the big ol' bazooka.

Let's just try again.

Ah! I'm out of ammo!

This game is torture.

Maybe we just have

more feelings than other people.

You know,

I've always been like that.

Everything is...

Is more intense.

I understand.

You can have...

anybody you want, and...

And why give that up?

Because having everything

is like having nothing, Garrett.

What defines you?

Your choices.

Who are you, Garrett?

There's this Garrett that people

see, and that's not you, is it?

You know how hard it is

to see you here every day?

I... I can't move on,

because you won't

let me, Garrett.

You said like you.

You said to share

and follow you.

You f***ing lied.

Look, Miss.

What you need

to understand is that

he does not see what happened

in the same way that you do.

But he told me to move here.

I beg your pardon?

Well, he, like, practically

begged me for months.

Look, what you may have misinterpreted

as his... No, no, look for yourself.

These are your emails, correct?

That you sent?

Six months ago?

Eight months ago?

Asking her to move here

because you love her.

No, no, no.

She messed with it.

I... I did not write these.

She was here, I told you that.

Kid, you remember

when I told you

about why we hate

domestic situations?

I swear to God, this is

not "he said, she said."

This... this is "he said,"

and then "she broke

into his f***ing house

and is f***ing with his life because

she's a f***ing psychotic stalker."

You expect me to believe that

she got into your email account

somehow and wrote all these?

She backdated your emails?

Come on!

I'll take a lie detector test.

There's gotta be some

kinda forensic way

that you can check when these

were actually written, right?

Alright, I will look into it.

In the meantime,

stay away from this girl.

Okay.

But you do understand

the irony of that, right?

F*** your irony.

Stay put.

He loves me.

We're lovers.

Jesus.

It's gone viral.

Every time I get it

taken down in one place,

it pops up in five more.

We got fan art already.

And remixes.

Channel views way up,

likes way up, subscribes...

Garrett.

It's just this thing you do.

You can walk away.

I connected with

two million people.

I can't just let one

of them destroy that.

No.

Then I'm out.

I can't enable this.

Overreact much?

Shut up, Lyle!

You have to do

what you have to do.

This is so f***ed up.

Lyle, can you give me

some space?

Please?

Can you go?

Okay.

Hey.

This is Garrett Hoffman.

As I think you all know by now,

I hooked up with FanGirl,

and it went really badly.

You know, my first instinct is

that this is none of

anybody's f***ing business.

Except it is.

You know, I put my life online,

I ask you guys to share.

So, I'm not gonna give up

on what we're doing here,

and I really hope that

you guys don't give up on me.

But I am asking you

to stop making fun of FanGirl.

I believe that this girl

is mentally ill.

This is a damaged person,

and she needs medication,

and I do not mean

that, like, funny.

It's real.

She needs help.

So please...

please lay off.

I believe that this girl

is mentally ill.

This is a damaged person and

she...

I believe that this girl

is mentally ill.

This is a damaged person,

and she...

I believe that this girl

is mentally ill.

Hello?

Jesus.

I might cash that check now.

I'm so sorry.

I didn't... I didn't think

that this could get to you.

What are you talking about?

I'm having a thing...

with a fan. She's...

She's disturbed.

And you think this fan, she...

Wait, wait. How would

she even know that

you father owns a bookstore?

They know everything about me.

Brave new world, Dad.

You know where that's from?

"The Tempest."

"A brave new world

that has such people in it."

I'll take care of this.

I'll stop it.

Shell.

Shell, open up!

Shell, open the f***ing door!

You posted the ad?

Hey!

You're dead.

You scared the sh*t out of me.

Yeah, that was the idea.

Did you get my messages?

Have you been getting mine?

She's gone.

I went to her place.

You broke into her motel room.

Are you serious? She burns down my

father's store and I'm in trouble?

Yeah, you are in trouble.

Are you ready to listen?

Because I've been looking

into your girlfriend

as best I could.

She was a minor,

so the records are sealed.

But there was a fire at the home

of a girl that she didn't like,

and a hit and run against

a boy who broke up with her.

No proof.

Parents put her into a private

psych ward for a while.

Everybody looked the other way.

But that girl at the bar?

The one we thought

was a robbery?

Jesus.

Mm-hmm.

Or the mailbox shop

where you met her.

A woman works there six years,

never misses a day,

then all of a sudden,

she vanishes and a job opens up.

You see this?

You can go online.

Find instructions on how to make

one of these out of a coat hanger.

If that girl really is gone,

count yourself lucky.

And if she comes back, run.

Grow a beard, change your name.

She is bright.

You will not see it coming.

I... I need help.

Somebody's been shot.

A police officer!

He was sh...

Shot with an arrow.

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