Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch Page #2

Boy. Good thing we were here.

I'm not talking to you.

Ha-ha...

Sorry about the relatives, Kumu.

Yeah, sorry. Thanks for coming.

See ya at the competition.

(LOCK CLICKS)

Lilo?

I know you want to be

in the competition,

but your behavior today

makes me think you're not ready.

No. I'm ready. It's just...

Mertle pushed my buttons.

I'll be good. I mean it.

I hope so. If there's any more trouble,

you won't be allowed in the competition.

I promise. There won't be any trouble.

I promise, promise.

I triple promise.

- Okay, then.

- Thank you, Kumu.

You don't have to worry.

I've seen the error of my ways.

I will be good from now on

and be the best hula dancer ever.

You'll see. I can do it.

There's no way I can do this.

Just because my mom was

a great hula dancer doesn't mean I am.

The only thing I know

I inherited from her is, well, Nani.

Yeuch!

What if Mertle's right

and everything I do is gonna be stinky?

Maybe I'm just stinky...

Like cheese.

(MUTTERS)

But my mom was beautiful

like an orchid and graceful like a wave.

I'll never be like her.

You think I can do it?

We do together.

Let's win this thing.

- Okey...

- Dokey.

Hula ideas, take one.

Mummies.

(STITCH MOANS)

Huh?

Amputation.

Vampire bats.

Recycling.

- Gossip.

- (GASPS)

Skydive.

Ouch.

I wonder if Elvis had these problems.

Done.

Okay, everyone,

family fun night is ready to begin.

Everyone?

Anyone?

Guys, family fun night.

Everything's ready.

Let's... What's going on?

We're increasing the flow of blood

to our brains to make us think.

- We've only got one day and 23 hours...

- And 16 minutes.

...to come up with the winning idea,

so please leave us alone to think.

Please.

You'll figure it out, and if you ask me,

it's a perfect time to take a break.

- Pass.

- Pass.

- I said, if you ask me, it's...

- We kinda didn't ask you.

That's it, you two.

I've been cooking for hours

and finally picked up the house

just so we can have quality fun time

like Mom used to.

You're part of this family,

so you are gonna come downstairs

and have family fun.

Fun, fun, fun!

(SHRIEKING)

Is everyone having fun?

ALL:
Oh, yeah!

- Great.

- Loads of fun!

- I made sci-fi snacks.

- Yummy.

We have deep-fried Martian cockroach.

Mm. Delicious

- I think I'm gonna throw up.

- Ew. I think someone did.

Uh, Nani, what are these?

Alien eyeball dumplings.

What kinda sick joke is this?

Don't be making her mad. Eat it.

It's good.

- Cockroach?

- I'm too upset to eat.

I'm hula-less.

Aw, I'm sure

you'll come up with something.

Come on. Let's watch the movie.

...are dangerous.

They'll destroy everything in their path.

The authorities are asking all...

- It's a bit redundant, don't ya think?

- Shush. I'm trying to watch movie.

Ew.

(JUMBA BLUBBERING, SNIFFLING)

It's so beautiful.

Nani, I think you did a great job

with family night.

- Psst. I know what your problem is.

- What?

I'm sorry to break it to you,

but your relationship has fizzled.

We've been only going out

for three weeks.

A fizzle is a fizzle.

According to this,

comfort plus time equals boring.

DAVID:
I think she's just tired.

- Tired, or tired of you?

- Shh.

I wanted to dance

at your wedding, but...

- Shh.

- Fine.

(LAUGHTER)

- (ZAPPING)

- (STITCH YELPS)

Hmm? Hmm.

Mm-mm.

Ow! Huh?

What?

(STITCH YELLS)

- Ah, Stitch!

- Oh, Stitch!

Stitch?

(JABBERS)

Oh, no.

Jumba, Jumba, slow down!

Where ya going? Include me!

Something's wrong with 626.

- What is it?

- I don't know.

Or won't tell?

Ow! My good eye!

You don't trust me.

Fine. You won't tell me what's going on.

I won't tell you something.

Ooh, what an interesting secret

I have that I won't tell Jumba.

Oh, my, it's a juicy one.

- Quiet, you.

- Okay, I don't have a secret.

But don't shut me out.

Let me in. Let me...

- What's that?

- Is sample of Stitch's fur.

Now we shall see.

(BEEPING)

No. No.

Those idiot police.

I hoped this day would never come.

What are you talking about?

What is wrong with Stitch?

During his creation,

Stitch was never fully charged.

(LAUGHTER)

There is it.

(CACKLING)

(CACKLING CONTINUES)

(COUGHS)

That's not so easy on the throat.

Oh, can it be? Have I done it?

(WHIMPERS)

So cute, so fluffy, even.

(SNIFFS)

Where did I go wrong?

Ha-ha-ha! What a relief.

Your name is 626. Isn't that nice?

(GROWLS)

Oh, I know, I know.

You want to get out and wreak havoc,

but your molecules need to be charged.

That's most important part.

(BLEEPING)

Meanwhile, I've got a surprise for you.

Close your eyes.

No peeking. He cheats already.

Aw, jiggiebig.

- Ta-da!

- (MUTTERS)

If it's too big, I have it taken in.

- (BANGING)

- Uh-oh.

- Open up! Intergalactic Police!

- Is nobody home.

Uh, check is in mail.

(HIGH-PITCHED) I'm in the tub.

You are under arrest

for illegal genetic experimentation.

You idiots, you will ruin everything.

- Oh, no.

- Yeah. Tell it to the Council.

You two, get the evidence.

Stop.

His molecules aren't fully charged.

No, no! No! Oh.

COMPUTER:
Warning. Warning.

Electromagnetic bonding incomplete.

No, no,

there's no telling what will happen.

Let me go. No!

What will become

of my little monstrosity?

Now his circuits are going haywire.

That's why he was freaking out.

He can't control it.

If it continues, his circuits will

burn themselves out like supernova.

Can ya...

Can ya fix him?

I must,

or my little Stitch will shut down...

For good.

- (FOOTSTEPS)

- (GASPS)

Stitch? Stitch?

(WHIMPERS)

Once there was a boy with big,

puffy hair who loved meat loaf a lot.

So he put the leftovers

in his pillowcase.

But that night, a buzzard flew in the

window and tried to eat the meat loaf.

Trashed the whole house.

And do you know who that boy was?

- Elvis.

- Huh?

True story.

I think Stitch feel better.

Even Elvis slipped up sometimes.

But he never stopped trying,

and neither can we.

- Elvis!

- Elvis!

(BUGLE PLAYS REVEILLE)

At ease.

When Elvis was in the army,

he got things done.

Here's a map that shows

every place Elvis went to in Kauai.

Our mission, go to these places,

where the King

will give us the idea for our hula.

To the hovercraft.

Thanks to a certain sister of mine,

we'll have to walk.

(ELVIS PRESLEY:
RUBBERNECKIN')

Stop, look and listen, baby

That's my philosophy

It's called rubberneckin', baby

But that's all right with me

Stop, look and listen, baby

That's my philosophy

It's called rubberneckin', baby

But that's all right with me

Some people say I'm wasting time

They don't really know

I like what I see, I see what I like

It gives me such a glow

Yeah, yeah, yeah

First thing in the morning

Last thing at night

I look, stare everywhere

And I see everything in sight

Stop, look and listen, baby

That's my philosophy

It's called rubberneckin', baby

But that's all right with me

People say I'm wasting time

But I don't really care

I see what I like, I like what I see

It gives me such a glow

Yeah, yeah, yeah

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