Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch Page #3

Stop, look and listen, baby

That's my philosophy

It's called rubberneckin', baby

And that's all right with...

This is the exact bench

where Elvis sat in Blue Hawaii.

Oh, yeah. That's him.

I can't believe it.

My butt is in the shadow

of the butt of Elvis Presley.

Oh. Yes.

Okay, Elvis.

We're ready to receive

a great idea for our hula.

(ECHOING)

(CLUCKS)

That's it. I got it.

Elvis is trying to tell us

to do a hula about a chicken.

(SQUAWKS)

No, he's not.

There's plenty of other places

on the map that we can go to.

We better hurry.

Hey, drop it!

Gotcha.

(LILO STRAINS)

Yes!

Whoa.

No.

We're sunk.

(WAILS)

I know it's hard

to keep the faith sometimes,

but if you don't give up on Elvis,

Elvis won't give up on you.

That song.

It's about the Hawaiian goddess Hi'iaka.

Hey! That's right, Lilo.

That's a great story.

Friendship, jealousy,

death by molten lava!

Do you know what this means?

- Thank you, Elvis!

- Thank you, Elvis!

We got our hula.

(TYPING, COMPUTER BLEEPS)

Stupid supercomputer.

I know, Mom,

but Jumba and I have been very busy.

- My mom says hi.

- Yeah, hi...

He's waving.

I can't talk about it, Mom. It's top secret.

- I said I was sorry.

- That's it. That's it!

I have to go, Mom. Talk to you Sunday.

I finished plans for new fusion chamber

that will recharge Stitch.

Way to go.

But we don't have alien technology

to build it.

Way to burst a bubble.

We'll have to find primitive Earth

machinery and just hope it works.

No prob. I can get

all those parts from the house.

- (ALARM)

- JUMBA:
Agh!

Stitch is having another episode.

They're getting worse.

Hurry. These parts

are crucial to saving Stitch's life.

Nothing can go wrong.

Target sighted.

Gotcha.

Oh, no, it's you. I mean, hi, Nani.

- What are you doing with the toaster?

- This?

Yeah, interesting question.

- What's going on?

- I was just about to...

We have to hurry to... Nani...

- To make toast.

- Toast?

Making toast. We're making toast.

Toast. Who doesn't enjoy

nice, crispy piece of toast?

Answer, nobody.

And there's so many different kinds.

Rye, sourdough, pumpernickel.

You can put marmalade on it.

Tasty toast.

You don't know what you're missing.

- Care to try some?

- That's okay. I've gotta go to work.

- Oh, and, boys?

- Hmm?

Don't play with the toaster.

(GASPS)

Hi, David. Gotta run.

If you're hungry, we've got toast.

Lots of toast.

- Should I make more?

- Just get rid of him.

- But how?

- You're the Earth expert.

(SIGHS)

Hmm.

David, David, David.

Poor, sweet David.

Trusting, naive David.

- Okay, maybe I do need help.

- You're in good hands.

For 29.95,

you can have the kayak all day long.

But, of course...

Look at her. Tsk. Tsk.

- Doesn't even know you're here.

- Maybe because we're hiding.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Is my relationship dying? No.

Okay, okay.

What you think I should do?

Well, it's obvious

she's taking you for granted.

But she won't if

she sees another woman interested.

- What other woman?

- Whoo-hoo!

- Yeah!

- Have fun.

Oh, my, you're so fascinating and tan.

Whoa! I'm so clumsy.

You've gotta be kidding me.

- I don't think...

- It's working. She's coming over.

- Hey, Nani.

- No waving. Be cool.

Is that a deltoid or a rhomboid?

(GIGGLING)

Okay.

Hey, David, I'm off at 5:00.

Wanna get some dinner?

- Great.

- He has plans.

- He does?

- With me. I'm the new girl on the island.

Let me get this straight.

You came here and interrupted me

to tell me you have

pretend plans with Pleakley?

I, uh, don't know

what you're talking about.

My name is Inga.

I'm a foreign exchange student.

Are you jealous?

Mmm... No.

Well, you blew it.

Aha!

(BOTH LAUGH)

LILO:
This is how the story goes, Stitch.

Once, there was a beautiful

goddess named Hi'iaka

and a handsome mortal

named Lohi'au.

They were as close

as two people could be.

Oops!

But one day, Pele,

the volcano goddess,

grew jealous of their friendship.

So she took Lohi'au and threw him

into a volcano filled with molten lava.

- Waagh!

- Oh... Stitch!

My bad.

Hi'iaka discovered his body

in a cavern by a sea cliff,

and she stayed with him,

praying to the gods

to bring Lohi'au's spirit back.

And it worked.

Her love brought him back to life,

proving that love

is more powerful than death.

MAN:
I will love you always

We are ready for rehearsal.

KUMU:
Okay, girls, this is your last

rehearsal before tomorrow's competition.

What if I forget the moves

and Mertle laughs at me?

And I get mad and pound her?

You gotta help me, Stitch. I need you.

We do together.

Our hula is about an ancient friendship

that proves love

is more powerful than death.

Oh, brother.

The great goddess Hi'iaka... That's me!

And the brave and handsome

mortal Lohi'au.

That's Stitch.

I said, the handsome mortal Lohi'au!

Oh, handsome mortal!

Stink-o-rama.

Stitch, get out here.

(RUMBLING)

(GROWLS)

- What are you doing?

- (GIRLS LAUGH)

Cut it out.

That's not what we practiced.

Stitch!

No!

- LILO:
Stop it!

- He's crazy!

(GIRLS SCREAM)

Girls, girls, get behind me.

Lilo, get control of your dog.

Nice doggy...

Lilo! Lilo!

(SCREAMS)

Lilo, you will not be allowed

to rehearse at this halau again.

Lilo, I... I...

NANI:
Come on.

It couldn't have been that bad.

It was.

Mahalo. Have a good one.

- You're not listening to me.

- I'm listening. I have to work.

My hula career is falling to pieces,

and you're worried about stinking work?

Stitch needs you to be patient with him.

- He did it on purpose.

- You don't mean that.

You should have seen

the way he was acting.

- Aren't you being overdramatic?

- His goodness level is at rock bottom.

(ELVIS PRESLEY:

I NEED YOUR LOVE TONIGHT)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Oh, oh, I love you so

Uh, uh, I can't let you go

Ooh, ooh, don't tell me no

I need your love tonight

Oh, gee, the way you kiss

Sweedee, too good to miss

Wowee, I want more of this

I need your love tonight

I've been waiting just for tonight

To do some lovin' and hold you tight

Don't tell me, baby, you gotta go

I got the hi-fi high

and the lights down low

Hey, now, hear what I say

Oh, wow, you better stay

Pow, pow, don't run away

I need your love tonight

(WHISTLING)

I need your love tonight

Oh, oh, I love you so

Uh, uh, I can't let you go

Ooh, ooh, don't tell me no

I need your love tonight

Oh, gee, the way you kiss

Sweedee, too good to miss

Wowee, I want more of this

I need your love tonight

(HUMS I NEED YOUR LOVE TONIGHT)

Oh, yeah.

The great goddess Hi'iaka... That's me.

And the brave mortal Lohi'au...

Whoa. That's also me.

Whoa.

Were best friends.

Lilo, look.

- Their friendship proved...

- I'm good now. No more badness.

Oh, sorry.

(SIGHS)

- The great goddess Hi'iaka...

- Stitch good.

Stitch, just get outta here.

Fuzzball.

- No, you out.

- No, you.

- You. You!

- You. You!

Fine.

I will.

- No, Stitch will.

- I'm leaving first.

- I'm leaving first! I am.

- No! Stitch first!

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