Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch Page #4

Who took my hair...

Who took my hair dryer?

Get back here. You'll be sorry.

- Open this door, trog.

- Who's there?

- Stitch. Open the door.

- Okay.

What is up with you two?

- Nani, it's me.

- Neither of you move.

(BOTH GROWL)

Oh, David, I'm glad you're here...

David?

Nani, you're not the only fish in the sea.

- PLEAKLEY:
Tell her you have...

- Because I have a lot of... uh...

- Tell her your options.

- Options?

Options. Oh, really?

PLEAKLEY:
Ol!

(HUMS TUNELESSLY)

Are you jealous?

Ai-ya.

- She's touching me.

- I'm not touching you.

- You're touching me!

- Not touching.

- Touching me!

- It's free air.

- Ew!

- Would you cut it out?

This is crazy. You guys are family.

Ohana... Ow!

- Why are you fighting?

- Because he ruins everything.

- Not my fault.

- Then whose fault is it?

- You're dead meat.

- Whoa!

That is it!

Go to your room

and make up like loving friends!

- You're gross.

- Stupid head.

Keep walking.

(STITCH MUTTERS)

Stitch sorry.

We said we were gonna be good.

I needed you, Stitch.

Stitch good again.

If you promise to be good,

I'll give you one more chance.

- But I want you to promise.

- Oh, yeah. (ALIEN LANGUAGE)

You get the costumes,

and I'll get the record player.

Stitch good.

Good, good, good, good, good.

Stitch good...

(WHIMPERS, GROWLS)

(FIZZING)

We are ready.

- Stitch.

- Lilo.

- Everything's ruined.

- I... I sorry.

I don't know why I ever believed you.

Something wrong with Stitch.

I know what's wrong with you.

You're bad, and you'll always be bad.

Three. Two. One. Ta-da!

There it is, Pleakley.

The fusion chamber,

the only thing that can save Stitch.

- It's amazing.

- Just another work of genius.

Oh, oh, can I switch it on?

Please, please?

Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no.

That is extremely delicate machine.

It takes superior mind.

(HUMMING)

Heh, thanks to me, crisis is over.

Oh!

Jumba? Jumba?

What happened?

(METAL SCRAPING)

That's it, Pleakley.

It's over.

I can't build a new fusion chamber.

Sure you can,

like you built the first one.

I didn't build first one.

I ordered it from catalogue.

A catalogue?

And now there is no hope

for my little creation.

Jumba has failed family.

So you didn't build

the first fusion chamber.

So what?

You still built Stitch, didn't ya?

Well, didn't ya?

Yes.

And you're still an evil genius. Admit it.

No, I... I don't like to brag.

Well, see, that's why

you're the only one who can do it.

(COMPUTER BLEEPS)

Pleakley, my wrench!

Lilo?

Hey, Lilo.

I'm not doing the hula with him.

So don't try to make me.

Okay, okay.

He's ruining my chance of winning.

Lilo, baby, it's just a contest.

- No, it's not. Now get off my bed.

- Not until we talk about this.

You're no help! I wish Mom were here.

- I'm doing the best I can.

- Well, it's not good enough.

Don't you think I know that?

BOTH:
Oh...

NANI:
Hey.

Remember how she would always

make up those funny constellations?

Like Swiss Cheese Man?

Where is the Stinky Bag of Garbage

again?

NANI:
Near the Sour Milky Way.

Right, near the Old Lady...

BOTH:
With the Chihuahua

on her Head.

I have to win the contest,

just like Mom did.

If I win, she'll know I'm good,

and she'll be proud of me.

Oh, baby.

You don't have to win anything

for Mom to be proud of you.

- How do you know?

- Because I know everything.

Okay, I don't know everything,

but I think Mom would be proud of you

just for being you.

You, too.

Thanks, Lilo.

(WHIMPERS)

Stitch good.

Stitch good now.

(ELVIS WITH JXL:

A LITTLE LESS CONVERSATION)

(LOUD GULPING)

(BELCHING)

A little less conversation

a little more action, please

All this aggravation

ain't satisfactioning me

A little more bite and a little less bark

A little less fight and a little more spark

Close your mouth and open up

your heart and, baby, satisfy me

Satisfy me, baby

Do you think Lilo will show up?

MERTLE:
After that rehearsal?

She wouldn't dare.

- Come on, come on

- Come on, come on

Don't procrastinate, don't articulate

Girl, it's getting late

gettin' upset waitin' around

A little less conversation

a little more action, please

A little more bite and a little less bark

A little less fight and a little more spark

Close your mouth and open up

your heart and, baby, satisfy me

- Satisfy me

- Satisfy me

I just wanted to say

I am very proud of all your hard work.

If it were up to me,

you would all win first place.

He's just saying that

so the losers don't feel bad.

Hi, Nani.

Uh, yeah.

Okay.

(TRUMPETING)

Welcome to

our annual May Day Festival,

where one of our little girls

will be chosen alaka'i.

First up is Aleka,

doing the dance of the pineapple.

(APPLAUSE)

(STRAINING)

Ah, that should do it.

What if it doesn't work?

It will.

Ooh, maika'i, Aleka.

Next up is Mertle Edmonds.

It's a gift certificate to my daddy's store.

Hit it.

Legend tells of a man named Karl

who dreamt of offering

authentic Hawaiian collectibles

at an affordable price.

Like this costume

in seven natural colors,

and these genuine faux pearls,

each a jewel of the Pacific.

The best things in life are marked down

for clearance this weekend at Karl's.

Mertle, what can I say?

Thank you.

It's in the bag.

If Jumba and Pleakley don't get here

soon, they're gonna miss Lilo.

No.

- What's happening?

- His circuits are about to blow.

We have to get him

in the fusion chamber now!

- Shouldn't we test it?

- There isn't time.

Next we have Lilo, who's doing her hula

about an ancient friendship.

This is it.

- You'll be great.

- Stitch?

I just want to say I...

I can't talk now. I have to go on.

I know, I...

- Oh, no, badness coming on.

- What?

- I... I have to...

- Are you okay?

Stitch!

No.

- Stitch?

- No, Lilo. Too dangerous.

- Stitch?

- Lilo, it's your turn. Everybody's waiting.

My hula is about an ancient friendship

that proves love

is more powerful than death.

(SINGING IN HAWAIIAN)

I will love you, I will love you

I'm sorry, Mom.

Stitch! Come back!

- Have you seen Stitch?

- We thought he was with you.

- Lilo, baby, what happened?

- Something's wrong with Stitch.

He's malfunctioning.

And if we don't find him soon...

Stitch!

Stitch?

- Oh, Stitch! Where are you?

- Stitch.

You there, brudda, brudda?

Stitch!

No!

Hey, we'll find him.

- We looked everywhere.

- He only has few minutes left.

- The ship.

- The fusion chamber.

Stitch!

Stitch.

- We have to stop him.

- (CAR HORN BEEPS)

Whoo!

- I think I should drive.

- Two eyes. My car. I'm driving.

At the rate he is going, he's soon

to be accelerating into stratosphere.

If only we had way to

communicate with him.

Stitch has taken off in the ship,

and we have no way to contact him.

- Poor Jumba. He's worked so hard.

- Give me that!

Yes, yes... Yes, Mother Pleakley.

He'll call you back.

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