Little Savages Page #4
Dear God,
Please bless the lasagna,
my brother Todd,
sister Winnie, cousin Eddie,
and Albie and all his allergies,
the nice older lady
that's feeding us,
and Old Man Kettle.
He's probably dead
in a ditch somewhere.
But if not, please let him know
we have his bike and we're taking
really good care of it for him.
Amen.
Amen.
Okay, thank you, Vinny,
said the nice older lady.
I'm happy-
Yeah, well, I'm glad someone is.
Mayor Coleman, what did he say'?
Please, please.
Straight from the will
of Mr. Whittmore.
It says that I, the mayor,
Richard Coleman,
am to read the first clue
on the first year anniversary
of Mr. Whittmore's passing.
The first clue is as follows.
"The truly great are remembered
by their compassion
"and generosity to others,
"not by their accomplishments
"and awards they receive
Mayor Coleman, what do
you think that means?
That will be all for now.
That will be all
for now. Thank you.
Chug, chug, chug!
Oh! Oh, my gosh.
You enjoy nothing.
What did you do'?
You're such an idiot.
Oh, really? Yeah, that's right.
All right, you got it'?
They released
the first clue last night.
I think we should get to work.
When I was reading
Mr. Whittmore's book last night,
I saw this really weird symbol
that seems like it has to do
with the treasure.
How is that going to help us
with our revenge on Billy'?
Yeah.
I don't get girls.
I really don't know either.
Tell me about it.
When I look at myself
in the mirror,
I'm like, "I don't get you."
Yeah. I'm going to
go talk to her.
Whoa, only a fool
rushes into relationships.
If you want more relationship
advice, just come to me at any time
except for Sunday, Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday.
I'm free on Saturdays.
How is he related to us'?
No idea. Anytime, my friend.
He's already going
through another phase.
The green one. Yeah.
So fast. Such a cool boat.
Have a great day. Enjoy!
Ha, Tiffany,
it looks like your brother
needs his diaper changed.
Albie, why don't you go
back over with your friends?
Okay?
Hey, congratulations, little guy.
Go.
You became friends
with the untouchables.
Dude, you shouldn't
congratulate someone
for becoming friends with them.
Here's my fries.
Ra-ra-ra-ra-ra.
I will destroy
all of our friends.
Dude, it's sarcasm.
All right'?
It's the latest rage.
Well, what is sarcasm?
Is that like a shop,
because my mom
buys all my clothes.
Go away.
Go.
I mean, what-what
is wrong with that kid'?
She hates me, too.
Vinny, the book. Get the book.
Oh, right. Speaking of revenge,
here's a funny way
to make that feeling
that you feel inside
of you right now disappear,
go away.
Vanish.
Through revenge on the Bronsons.
Here's the plan.
We kill them with the
mustard and ketchup.
How... no, no.
Just spritz it all over them
to make them humiliated.
How can you not see that'?
I've written it out perfectly.
How would you even kill someone
with mustard and ketchup?
I mean, you guys did put
a single eyes.
Hey. Hi.
What are you doing?
I had an idea for a song lyric.
So you're a singer.
No.
Okay.
I-I am a singer.
And funny, too. I..
Cool, you should try out for
the talent show competition.
I thought
the additions were over.
Well, they're going
until the end of the day,
Maybe I will.
Hey, Billy. Todd.
Todd just went down there, yes.
By Tiffany.
Right down there.
And-and if you want to go to
the festival with anybody...
Yeah, with me'?
That... that would be great.
Oh, no.
You see, Todd, Tiffany is...
Tiffany is like a...
Like a... like a
"it" girl.
And you're just a it...
Boy? Go Billy!
Oh, yeah, so that head
injury, like, I had...
I was playing football.
I got a head injury.
You're completely
out of it, Harley.
What'? You're
completely out of it.
No, no. You just zone out.
No, I...
Huh'? What'?
Are you... What'?
We shouldn't even be here.
What'? What'?
And besides, What?
I got two tickets to the
Shades concert this Wednesday.
Front row seats. Sorry, doofus!
Hey, watch your language.
This is a lady.
Oh, yeah'? What are you
going to do about it, huh'?
Ha ha, you hear that, Harley?
What?
You know,
and you could be
someone of the past, gone.
Poof. Who are you
going to call'?
The...
History Channel?
Someone stole
a town statue. Come on!
Billy!
I will get you, Billy.
Hey.
Hey, wait, this is...
This is the clue. This is...
Listen, I found the clue.
I found it!
Come on, let's go! Come on!
Let's go! Now!
All right. It's got to be
somewhere around here.
Do you guys think the cops
have any idea who stole this'?
Wait, you guys stole it'?
I thought you said
you guys were borrowing it.
Whoa, whoa, it's not stealing
if we plan to return it.
Yeah. Yeah.
Just try not to get your
fingerprints all over it, guys.
Oh, what'?
I watch OS! And Oops.
We never getaway.
That has
nothing to do with this.
Tiffany is just mad because
she never has this much fun.
I mean,
have you seen her brother?
He's all like...
Yeah, he's all...
That's a... That's a sheep.
Don't look freaked out, Tiffany.
Just think about all the money
that we're going to split.
Hey, who said anything about
splitting the money with the girls?
Shht! Hey, hey...
Shht, shht!
Hey, hey, hey.
I found something.
Look what I found.
What is that'?
Hoo! What is that?
I don't know but this
has made us more friends.
Are those numbers?
Hey!
Hey, Dad.
We were...
We're just...
What are you rats doing?
We were... We were just...
Well, well, well.
Looks like my son does have
Hey, hey.
Partner. Yeah.
Who knew my kid had a brain?
Well, I do.
What's the deal with the statue?
I don't know. It's a statue.
Actually, I did...
I found this ring.
I think it's Mr. Whittmore's.
It has numbers on it.
You know what that looks
like to me'? Huh'?
A whole lot of nothing.
But you know what'?
Between the five brain cells
you have here
We will.
Yeah, or end up in jail.
Excuse me'?
Who's this'?
Who'? Her'? She's...
A friend.
Come here.
What have I told
Don't trust them.
Okay.
Noodle. Noodle.
Use sunscreen today'? Yeah.
Use sunscreen.
All right. Nice to meet you.
Listen. It says
when the heavens open up,
it reveals a truth
even through the mark'?
I think it has something to do with
the sun reflecting off the water.
Guys, look.
It's Mr. Whittmore's
floating dock.
Hey, you think that's it, Albie'?
Maybe.
Wait, guys. Catch it for me.
Catch it for me.
I think I can get it. All
right, there you go.
I think I've got it.
Careful. We've got it.
There you go, okay.
Vinny, Vinny.
I'm getting on, too.
Okay, now Eddie. There you go.
All right, I got it. Go for if.
Ask Albie. Albie, what are we
supposed to be looking for'?
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