Little Savages Page #4

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Dear God,

Please bless the lasagna,

my brother Todd,

sister Winnie, cousin Eddie,

and Albie and all his allergies,

the nice older lady

that's feeding us,

and Old Man Kettle.

He's probably dead

in a ditch somewhere.

But if not, please let him know

we have his bike and we're taking

really good care of it for him.

Amen.

Amen.

Okay, thank you, Vinny,

said the nice older lady.

I'm happy-

Yeah, well, I'm glad someone is.

Mayor Coleman, what did he say'?

Please, please.

Straight from the will

of Mr. Whittmore.

It says that I, the mayor,

Richard Coleman,

am to read the first clue

on the first year anniversary

of Mr. Whittmore's passing.

The first clue is as follows.

"The truly great are remembered

by their compassion

"and generosity to others,

"not by their accomplishments

"and awards they receive

"in their image." Thank you.

Mayor Coleman, what do

you think that means?

That will be all for now.

Are there any other clues'?

That will be all

for now. Thank you.

Chug, chug, chug!

Oh! Oh, my gosh.

You enjoy nothing.

What did you do'?

You're such an idiot.

Oh, really? Yeah, that's right.

All right, you got it'?

They released

the first clue last night.

I think we should get to work.

When I was reading

Mr. Whittmore's book last night,

I saw this really weird symbol

that seems like it has to do

with the treasure.

How is that going to help us

with our revenge on Billy'?

Yeah.

I don't get girls.

I really don't know either.

Tell me about it.

When I look at myself

in the mirror,

I'm like, "I don't get you."

Yeah. I'm going to

go talk to her.

Whoa, only a fool

rushes into relationships.

If you want more relationship

advice, just come to me at any time

except for Sunday, Monday, Tuesday,

Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday.

I'm free on Saturdays.

How is he related to us'?

No idea. Anytime, my friend.

He's already going

through another phase.

The green one. Yeah.

So fast. Such a cool boat.

Have a great day. Enjoy!

Ha, Tiffany,

it looks like your brother

needs his diaper changed.

Albie, why don't you go

back over with your friends?

Okay?

Hey, congratulations, little guy.

Go.

You became friends

with the untouchables.

Dude, you shouldn't

congratulate someone

for becoming friends with them.

Here's my fries.

Ra-ra-ra-ra-ra.

I will destroy

all of our friends.

Dude, it's sarcasm.

All right'?

It's the latest rage.

Well, what is sarcasm?

Is that like a shop,

because my mom

buys all my clothes.

Go away.

Go.

I mean, what-what

is wrong with that kid'?

She hates me, too.

Vinny, the book. Get the book.

Oh, right. Speaking of revenge,

here's a funny way

to make that feeling

that you feel inside

of you right now disappear,

go away.

Vanish.

Through revenge on the Bronsons.

Here's the plan.

We kill them with the

mustard and ketchup.

How... no, no.

Just spritz it all over them

to make them humiliated.

How can you not see that'?

I've written it out perfectly.

How would you even kill someone

with mustard and ketchup?

I mean, you guys did put

a single eyes.

Hey. Hi.

What are you doing?

I had an idea for a song lyric.

So you're a singer.

No.

Okay.

I-I am a singer.

And funny, too. I..

Cool, you should try out for

the talent show competition.

I thought

the additions were over.

Well, they're going

until the end of the day,

so maybe you should try out.

Maybe I will.

Hey, Billy. Todd.

Todd just went down there, yes.

By Tiffany.

Right down there.

And-and if you want to go to

the festival with anybody...

Yeah, with me'?

That... that would be great.

Oh, no.

You see, Todd, Tiffany is...

Tiffany is like a...

Like a... like a

"it" girl.

And you're just a it...

Boy? Go Billy!

Oh, yeah, so that head

injury, like, I had...

I was playing football.

I got a head injury.

You're completely

out of it, Harley.

What'? You're

completely out of it.

No, no. You just zone out.

No, I...

Huh'? What'?

Are you... What'?

We shouldn't even be here.

What'? What'?

And besides, What?

I got two tickets to the

Shades concert this Wednesday.

Front row seats. Sorry, doofus!

Hey, watch your language.

This is a lady.

Oh, yeah'? What are you

going to do about it, huh'?

Ha ha, you hear that, Harley?

What?

You know,

I could make one phone call

and you could be

someone of the past, gone.

Poof. Who are you

going to call'?

The...

History Channel?

Someone stole

a town statue. Come on!

Billy!

I will get you, Billy.

Hey.

Hey, wait, this is...

This is the clue. This is...

Listen, I found the clue.

I found it!

Come on, let's go! Come on!

Let's go! Now!

All right. It's got to be

somewhere around here.

Do you guys think the cops

have any idea who stole this'?

Wait, you guys stole it'?

I thought you said

you guys were borrowing it.

Whoa, whoa, it's not stealing

if we plan to return it.

Yeah. Yeah.

Just try not to get your

fingerprints all over it, guys.

Oh, what'?

I watch OS! And Oops.

We never getaway.

That has

nothing to do with this.

Tiffany is just mad because

she never has this much fun.

I mean,

have you seen her brother?

He's all like...

Yeah, he's all...

That's a... That's a sheep.

Don't look freaked out, Tiffany.

Just think about all the money

that we're going to split.

Hey, who said anything about

splitting the money with the girls?

Shht! Hey, hey...

Shht, shht!

Hey, hey, hey.

I found something.

Look what I found.

What is that'?

Hoo! What is that?

I don't know but this

has made us more friends.

Are those numbers?

Hey!

Hey, Dad.

We were...

We're just...

What are you rats doing?

We were... We were just...

Well, well, well.

Looks like my son does have

some brains after all.

Hey, hey.

Partner. Yeah.

Who knew my kid had a brain?

Well, I do.

What's the deal with the statue?

I don't know. It's a statue.

Actually, I did...

I found this ring.

I think it's Mr. Whittmore's.

It has numbers on it.

You know what that looks

like to me'? Huh'?

A whole lot of nothing.

But you know what'?

Between the five brain cells

you have here

I think you'll figure it out.

We will.

Yeah, or end up in jail.

Excuse me'?

Who's this'?

Who'? Her'? She's...

A friend.

Come here.

What have I told

you about pretty girls?

Don't trust them.

And watch your credit cards.

Okay.

Noodle. Noodle.

Use sunscreen today'? Yeah.

Use sunscreen.

All right. Nice to meet you.

Listen. It says

when the heavens open up,

it reveals a truth

even through the mark'?

I think it has something to do with

the sun reflecting off the water.

Guys, look.

It's Mr. Whittmore's

floating dock.

Hey, you think that's it, Albie'?

Maybe.

Wait, guys. Catch it for me.

Catch it for me.

I think I can get it. All

right, there you go.

I think I've got it.

Careful. We've got it.

There you go, okay.

Vinny, Vinny.

I'm getting on, too.

Okay, now Eddie. There you go.

All right, I got it. Go for if.

Ask Albie. Albie, what are we

supposed to be looking for'?

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