Little Savages Page #5

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This box, I think. I don't know.

Just something.

That's so pretty!

Winnie! Winnie!

Where did she go'?

Winnie! Winnie! She jumped in.

Winnie! Winnie!

Winnie!

Winnie.

How long was that'? How long

did I hold my breath for'?

Really?

Okay. Whoa.

Yes!

Cannonball! Oh!

Come on, Todd!

All right, the more the merrier!

Here we go!

Come on, Albie.

What's the hold up'?

Yeah.

I'm allergic to algae

and certain breeds of trout.

Okay, hold on.

I think I just kicked a fish.

I just ate an hour ago.

And I read something about how

you should let your food digest.

Yay!

I'm fine. I think I'm fine.

I'm fine.

Wait, there's something here.

Where did Albie go'?

Albie'? Albie'?

Guys, guys, look.

I found something.

What is it'?

There we go. Okay.

All right, what is it'?

It's a box. I just found

it under the dock.

Guys, this could be it.

Like a movie. Open it up.

Let's see what's inside the

box, inside the boxie.

It's another box. What'?

Is that real gold? Looks to be.

Is there any way?

Wait.

Wait, there's something here.

It... I can't read it.

I can't make it out.

Don't worry. We'll find

out a way to open it.

Hello, Culver, Daisy Larson here

reporting to you live

from the Lake Fest Talent Show.

Five minutes to show time!

Hey, come on, guys. Have a seat.

Get in, get in.

Come on.

Okay, here we go.

It's exciting.

Albie.

What'?

Come here.

What'?

Do you know how to

open the case yet'?

No, I'm not going to pull it out

in front of all these people,

but I'm working on it.

Pssssstttt, be gone!

Mr. Savage, I would

think that a talented...

Scratch that, a classic

performer like yourself

would adhere

to the time-honored tradition

of keeping the show

behind the curtain

until it's ready to begin.

Sorry, Mr. Riggs.

Mr. Hanson, are you

Marilyn or Madonna,

because that mole

is inexplicable.

I told you.

Hi. Are you nervous?

Yeah, kind of.

Good.

I mean, you should be.

Because if you're bad today,

you know we can't

hang out anymore, right'?

Why'? You should know, Tiffany.

Image is everything.

But look on the bright side.

If you do suck,

at least you have

your little brother

and all of his friends

you can hang outwith.

I'll take that back.

And you should probably

fix your hair.

It looks a little...

Well, good luck.

Greetings! Greetings, Culver.

Welcome to the talent show.

My name is Ryan Riggs.

Thank you. Lam the

director of the show.

And before we begin,

I would just like

to start off by saying

a little something

that I prepared.

The magic doesn't begin

until the audience has arrived.

That's you. You're the magic.

Okay, all right.

First up, we have...

Eddie Savage. If we could

have a big round of applause

for Eddie Savage.

Eddie!

Yeah!

Don't mess this up for me.

I won't, sir.

Okay.

Ladies and gentlemen of Culver,

my first magic trick,

I'm going to cook a chicken

inside of my hat.

Oh, okay. That's a new one.

Just need to tenderize

the meat a little bit.

Now, with the wave

of my magic wand,

I will turn this raw chicken

into a cooked chicken.

Eww!

Come on!

Yeah.

Well, that was

such a good attempt.

Yay! Whoo! Such

great effort, yeah!

Let me try that again.

I probably didn't

tenderize it enough.

Okay.

Happy, laugh.

He is so funny.

Wow. Oh, wow.

Let's have another round of applause

for Eddie Savage and his chicken.

Yeah.

Oh. That's a little harsh.

All right, next up we have...

Cheryl.

We have...

Tiffany Peterson.

A big hand for Tiffany Peterson.

Here we go.

All my life I wondered

If anything was real

Happy ever after

Was something I should feel

I wasn't even looking

But then you found me here

Brought me back from broken

You made it all so clear

Now I feel alive

I see sparks at night

One look in your eyes

Is all it took to realize

My heart can fly

Yeah

My heart can fly

Yeah

Your sister is awesome.

Thanks, she really is.

Is all it took to realize

That my heart can fly

it was away locked away

But you found the key

To be together

Fly away, fly away,

fly away with me

We're fine forever

Happfly

Fly toward tonight

One look in your eyes

Is all it took to realize

My heart can fly

My heart my heart

My heart can fly

Tiffany!

It's opening.

What'? It's opening!

We found the key! Wha'?

I am not surprised.

Is that the Whittmore key'?

Tiffany, we've got to go.

Um, yeah, okay.

Seriously, like, everybody

is waiting on you.

Oh, my gosh.

My brother is blowing up

Twitter right now.

Okay, whatever.

We have to go now.

Seriously. But...

Hey, what's your name, kid'?

Albie Peterson.

And what's that

you've got there'?

The key

to Mr. Whittmore's treasure.

How did you find it'?

I figured out the clues.

Well, was it difficult'?

No, not if you're smart like me.

Well, you heard

it here first, folks.

Albie Peterson has found the key

to the mysterious

Whittmore treasure.

How are you going

to find the treasure?

I'll figure it out.

Oh, things are about

to get real.

Why are you writing

that down, Cheryl?

That's just weird.

Don't write everything I say.

Mr. Mayor, read it and weep.

I've got court papers here

that say that

your little treasure hunt

is going to have

to come to a stop.

Oh, you sail'?

Yes, I do.

Oh, very nice.

Oh, do you have boat insurance?

Boat insurance, who doesn't

have boat insurance?

Ringo Fink, here's my card.

Premiums are at an

all-time high right now,

but I'd be happy to hook you up.

We all live in a yellow

submarine after all.

I don't understand.

You don't understand?

Well, understand this, sir.

Your little treasure hunt'?

Yeah, there's a land dispute

that goes back about three years

between my client,

Fritz Bronson,

and a Mr. Whittmore.

Why was it never settled?

I resent your tone, sir,

if you're trying to imply

that I have not done my due

diligence as a lawyer.

Jurisprudence... Please, please.

Get the point, Mr. Fink.

I'll get to the point,

Mr. Mayor.

If this little treasure of yours

is found on land

that is owned by my client

or Mr. Whittmore,

well then, sir,

we have a problem

because...

We're going to have to put

a stop to the whole thing

until we can all come together.

Do you like movies?

Do you like comedies?

Well, this one is not funny.

It's a scary movie.

Push pause. Push pause.

No treasure, pause.

Huh'? Huh'?

We can shoot some hoops

some other time.

Can you stop us from

looking for the clues'?

No, but we could get

into a lot of trouble

for stepping foot

on any of Whittmore's land.

Bronson is just upset that Billy

didn't find the key first.

What about the missing statue?

Aren't they going to

find out who took it'?

It is a little bit strange,

isn't it'?

Why would Mr. Bronson want

to stop the treasure hunt'?

Well, after Mr. Bronson

sold Mr. Whittmore

the root beer stand,

those two never

really got along.

What happened?

Well, after loaning

Mr. Bronson the money

to build the root bee! Stand,

Mr. Whittmore hired him

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