Little Thirteen

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I don't want to leave here.

The guys dig me.

I want them to desire me.

The good thing about sex is

that I can always have it.

I love it when I turn them on.

That's what makes screwing hot!

But it always ends too soon.

Right after the guy comes.

I don't really care who it is.

I know how you can be happy here.

I simply close my eyes and

imagine it's the same guy every time.

Stop it!

Maik, stop it!

Man!

I've got one more.

Man!

- I just want to turn it up.

There!

This one's hot, right?

- Yeah, it's mine.

So?

- Looks better on her.

You'll stretch it!

Who'll stretch what?

- Man, you're just too fat, okay?

Fat! You're not fat.

You're fat yourself.

I'm not fat.

MORE SEX:

Man, they're f***ing again!

Who do you think?

And buy yourself a new headset.

I met the guy from the "Blubber".

He's really cute.

He's in high school.

"Story" is with a Y, Madame.

No, but really, he's very cute.

I think I have a crush on him.

What are you thinking?

No, really,

he's different from all the others.

"Story" is still with a Y.

- Robert, shove off!

Get lost!

Do you know what you're gonna wear?

Up to a hundred shooting stars per hour...

I don't know, want to come to dinner?

Then we can dress up together.

Charly!

You randy b*tch!

... Today wishes may come true.

Have you all made a wish list yet?

As of today it's not only raining water,

but also stars.

Lots and lots of stars.

Turn off that crap.

Why?

I don't want to listen to that crap.

- Do it yourself.

Man!

Why can we see so many

shooting stars as of today?

So?

What are you up to today?

I'll have to water the flowers,

that's for sure.

Oh, man! Not enough feeling, I guess.

- We're not here to have fun.

Let's have a look.

Here.

She does have hot tits, right?

What about me?

Since when do you have tits?

- That's not what I meant.

How old is she?

- Fifteen.

Why's she going inside again?

Forgotten something?

- I guess.

She looks eighteen.

- It's the make-up.

Do you think it's okay?

She shouldn't be wearing make-up.

That's cool.

Ciao.

Bye.

- Ciao.

What's with that chick of yours?

What was her name?

HappyBabe97.

- That's the one!

Her real name's Sarah.

What?

- Sarah!

Since when do you care about names?

- She wanted me to call her that!

I see.

You two!

- Hello.

What are you doing here?

I've never seen you before. Who are you?

Are you with Detlef?

Yeah.

We could use some rain.

Everything's way too dry!

The roses can take it,

but the vetches need water.

Yeah, I like it wet, too.

- They can't survive without water.

What're vetches?

- You don't know what vetches are?

Flowers!

Vetches are flowers.

Roses are roses and vetches are vetches.

Daffodils are bliss,

they'll get you a kiss.

Roses are snug,

they'll get you a hug.

Vetches with luck will get you a...

Good one!

If you see Detlef, say hello.

Tell him to come round.

It's been too long.

- Will do!

His garden looks like a pigsty.

What a moron.

He's cool.

Could you remind Dad

it's my birthday tomorrow?

It's so embarrassing when he forgets it.

Sure.

Right?

Yeah.

I'm such a scatterbrain today.

So what present could we get you?

My perfume.

Could you cut that out?

What's up with you?

- Any other water left?

So where's the sugar?

Where's the sugar?

Thank you.

Can I have the car tonight?

I'm on night duty.

Can't you drive her?

- No.

It's the holidays!

- You drive your mother. End of story.

I can drive myself!

Don't you get spots when you shave?

- No.

Why don't you wax?

Because it hurts.

- Try sugaring.

What?

Is that him?

Don't you mind...

that Maik and Doreen...

- Nonsense, Maik's a moron.

I don't care what he does.

This is hot!

Just look at me!

There's still some left there.

Go down a bit more.

That's gotta be him.

Could someone get that?

It's for me!

Doreen!

- Yeah.

Doreen.

Come in.

No, just leave them on.

Sarah's freshening up.

Hurry up!

Doreen can be so...

- You're pretty enough as you are.

God, how low-life!

- And don't use my shaver again!

Sit down.

Want a beer?

- Yeah.

I'll have one, too, thanks.

So you're Sarah's latest, right?

Yes.

What are you up to tonight?

Don't know.

Party?

I saw your profile, earlier.

Sarah showed it to me.

You're even more handsome in the flesh.

Anyone want anything from the bathroom?

What?

Didn't know you were here.

- So?

You look great.

- Thanks. What's up? Do you have to piss?

How've you been?

Or crap?

- What's up, Maik?

We're busy.

Man, Doreen's on heat.

Doreen?

Is the anti-cellulite cream yours?

We'll need one more minute.

I'll be right there.

So who was that?

My mother.

- Your mother?

Looks great, huh?

- Awesome!

I'm Charly, by the way.

And she's Sarah, by the way.

- Diggensck.

What? - Diggensck.

- Excuse me?

D, I, double G...

It's not my car!

Man!

Alright then, Diggie...

Are you a high-school nerd, too?

- Yeah, you, too? - As you can see.

You made me all wet!

What kind of swill is it anyway?

You do know it was meant for me.

- First I'll have a sip.

Man!

What are they up to?

- Drugs, what else?

Do you think he's any different?

I want the keys.

Hey, dude, come back a sec.

- What's up?

We want some music, we're bored.

- Charly.

A camera?

- Know how to switch it on?

Here. No, that's...

- He's coming.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Give it to me. Give me that camera!

Give it to me, I said.

First put some music on.

Pokmon, get over here, will you?

Yep.

So?

- Nothing happening down there.

It's you, right?

So, anything happening?

No.

Sell it to children's TV,

not to me.

Like I told you:

younger and especially bad-asser.

Alright, but...

- Bad-asser,

you wanker!

Okay, how much for this one?

What, you want money for this vanilla sex?

Give him 40.

What do you mean, 40?

It's work.

I want 80.

Work...

Well 70 then!

30?

German marks.

I'll take four pills then.

What?

Over there, dude.

I'll have six for a 20.

I brought your jacket.

It's really tame.

Where are you going?

- Where do you think? In there.

It's not a children's birthday party.

Who are the children here?

I can't see any.

Not even got hair on your balls yet.

- More than you on your head!

Come on, beat it. Go home.

- What?

What's the problem?

- Go away and take your buddy with you.

Don't touch me, man!

- You two are with them, so beat it.

Hurry up.

Move along.

Don't touch me.

- Move along, I said! Your ID, please.

What year were you born?

- 1991.

Must be the short hair. Go in.

Wonderful! How come they

get to go in and we don't?

Leave it, okay?

Come on.

What are you looking at?

- Quit staring. What do you want?

Take off your shades, dude,

you can't see anything like that.

Shut the f*** up, man!

What?

Relax, okay?

- Go home.

What do we do now?

No idea.

Any suggestions?

- What?

Any suggestions?

The garden.

- What?

The garden!

Want to suck at my drink?

- Yeah, sure.

You're getting me all wet.

What are we doing here?

- Not so loud.

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