Loco Love Page #2

football team and you're a p*ssy?

I am bold.

I'll see you out there.

GAVIN:
Have fun.

LUKE:
I'm just kidding, bro.

You are not kidding, Luke.

I know.

LUKE:
Gavin! You are a p*ssy.

CHRIS:
Shut up, Luke!

LUKE:
He knows that!

(MARISOL, TET AND KIKO SINGING)

MARISOL:
I'm trying to think...

KIKO:
Who are you watching, Marisol?

Hey!

Oh, my Gosh. He's so cute!

He's so cute!

I think we lost her.

I think she's gone.

MARISOL:
I don't know. I don't know.

Okay, guys. Let's get out of here.

TET:
Let's go.

Let's just...? I'm hungry!

KIKO:
Girl, what the f***?

TET:
Come on.

KIKO:
We are supposed to run.

Come on, go. Run, run, run.

What?

Oh, sh*t! We got

Dawson's Creek up in here.

Come on.

MARISOL:
He's coming, Kiko!

Get behind the counter.

Marisol, what were you doing?

Nothing. I just smiled at him.

(MOCKING)

Nothing, I just smiled at him.

KIKO:
Hey!

MARISOL:
Shut up!

(MARISOL WHISPERING)

Stop.

(KIKO MOCKING) I didn't...

He is here!

Are you crazy?

(MARISOL WHISPERING) My God.

He is gorgeous.

He is white.

MARISOL:
And?

Once you go white...

That's "black", Mensa.

(MARISOL AND TET LAUGHING)

KIKO:
Don't you dare.

Try me.

KIKO:
Fine.

Hi.

Hi.

What are you doing here?

I didn't know you worked here.

Yeah, I don't.

I work at the mall...

but... can I get you anything?

No, I just... wanted to come by

to see if I could get something.

What exactly is it

that you are... trying to get?

Well... I was hoping to get a kiss.

Right.

Let's go, let's go.

KIKO:
Come on.

TET:
Let's go.

(LAUGHTER)

MARISOL:
Oh, my God.

(KIKO BREATHING HEAVILY) My God.

You are insane.

You don't even know him.

What good did that do you?

MARISOL:
I just gave him a kiss.

TET:
He's coming.

TET:
Guys, he's coming.

KIKO:
He's here.

KIKO:
Hi, Ramn.

BOY:
Hey!

KIKO:
Go, go, go.

GAVIN:
Come on.

RAMN:
Where did you come from?

GAVIN:
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I don't want to fight you, alright?

Don't do this, bro.

MARISOL:
Ramn!

Stop, Ramn.

GAVIN:
I don't want to fight, alright?

BOY:
Let's go. Come on.

What's wrong with you.

RAMN:
What the f***?

(EVERYBODY SCREAMING)

He tried to hit him.

Are you gonna trust the blonde?

OFFICER:
Let's go.

MARISOL:
Genaro, get out of here.

Hey, hey, hey!

She didn't do anything!

They just attacked you, Gavin.

What's going on here?

These homeboys were bugging us.

Okay, we'll get you out. Now.

Come on. Let's go.

Hey! She didn't do anything!

RAMN:
You're a traitor!

F***ing whitties!

Oh, f***!

LUKE:
Come on.

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

MAN:
Thank you, Lord, for these

Thy gifts we're about to receive.

In Jesus' name we pray.

Amen.

ALL:
Amen.

How was the congressman, today, Tricia?

He's fine. Went to DC

for this big meeting they had

with some of the people

from the Tea Party.

They don't want the bill either.

Yessiree, can't have

eleven million spics legalized...

We won't have a wall

big enough to keep them out.

My unemployment check stopped.

Again? No, that's a mistake.

It's not a mistake. I got the notice.

They're not coming anymore.

But you are entitled to that money.

Damn it. What did I just say?

The business is gone.

It's been gone for two years.

Compensation's run out.

Give it a rest.

Guess what, Mom.

We ran into one of those Mexican gangs

at the amusement park today.

Stop it, Amber.

Gangs?

What are you talking about?

Yeah, you know.

Like the ones you see cruising Valencia.

Amber, I said shut the f*** up!

Hey!

Watch that yap hole

or I'll shut it for you.

What were you saying?

Nothing.

Just some wetback bugged us

at the amusement park today.

You provoked them, Amber.

I did not. Stop defending them.

You defended them?

Did you?

Answer me!

Just forget it, Dad.

KIKO:
What...? Hey!

What's the deal

with the gringo, cousin?

How do you know about that?

What if my uncle finds out about it?

Yeah. I kissed a gringo.

So what?

In a square, Marisol!

It doesn't matter where.

Forget about it.

Ramn is your boyfriend.

He's not my boyfriend,

he's a macho.

Where I come from,

that goes a long way, cousin.

Back there, either you defend

yourself and become a macho...

or you get killed.

Or you become like them.

Will you see the gringo again?

No.

MARISOL:
Don't worry.

What's with you, nosy?

What are you doing here?

KIKO:
Hey!

I don't like that.

Did you scold her?

She won't see that gringo again.

They are just people, Dad.

They are trying to get by,

just like us.

They are not like us!

They are like the goddamn Talibans!

Oh, come on!

Don't start with me, old man.

Well, they are not going anywhere,

are they, Dad?

So might as well get

used to living with them.

This is sh*t!

TRICIA:
Earl...

Why are you talking to him like that?

You know he's ruined by those people.

They are not terrorists, Mom.

I know that!

You are too young

to understand, Gavin.

Soon one of them will be screwing, Gav.

Gavin!

(EXHALES)

(LATIN MUSIC PLAYING)

(HONKING)

Hey, Ramn!

What's up!

RAMN:
Cool.

There she is.

I'll be right back, guys.

(BOYS LAUGH)

(LAUGHING)

Ramn!

Dude, I'm working, okay?

Work with me.

Come on, dude.

Chill. I'll work with you later.

You swear?

Yeah, I pinky swear.

I know that guy.

Marisol.

I know that guy.

Answer me, Marisol!

Is that f***ing gringo, isn't it, huh?

Yeah. Well, you wanted to kill him

so bad, his face got stuck on me, okay?

That's you over there.

(RAMN LAUGHING)

I'm cute.

Aye, Ramn.

Come on.

Ramn, we are gonna fall!

Come on, I want to do it

with you tonight.

Let her go. She said no.

This is not your town, bro.

GENARO:
Here and anywhere.

If you don't like it...

The thing is I'm crazy about her...

that's why I control myself.

But don't go too far, honey.

Boo!

Why are you being so secretive?

Would you tell me what we're doing here?

Don't worry about it.

Come on.

Is that beaner chick?

Come on, man.

That kind of talk's gonna

get you killed out here.

No, what's gonna get you killed

is your obsession with that girl, bro.

I think I'm gonna ask Chrissy out.

(LAUGHING)

Watch yourself!

How do you know she even works here?

I know she works here.

I can feel it.

You haven't seen him again, have you?

No, I haven't.

I know I will. I can feel it.

What a kiss, huh?

Yeah.

What about you?

You're into Genaro, right?

I may f*** him.

Shh, girl! Don't be talking like that!

I may!

You? Are you gonna do it

with Ramn

or are you saving your first time

for the gringo?

Not here!

You are gonna lose it sooner or later.

I just say f*** them both!

How do you know

she even works here?

Just know, man. I know it.

Chasing Mexican tail around the mall

is gonna get you killed.

She's gotta be here.

I know she's here. I can feel it.

You are on drugs, man.

Feels good, though, doesn't it?

I don't know what happened.

I felt that she was here.

I'm sorry.

She's gotta be.

Look at those legs!

Are you serious?

You can't drink here.

If you get in trouble,

I don't know you.

Okay, move. Come on, move.

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