Logan Lucky Page #2

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what money?

What you say there,

Earl?

Hey, Jimmy.

So...

I been

uncoverin' a lot.

Did you know

aunt Maggie,

in 1983,

won the lotto

but then lost

the ticket--

folktales

and backwood gossip.

Well, you gotta admit

this kind of stuff don't

happen to normal folk.

Not tonight, Clyde.

Just--

there's a pattern.

Pappaw's diamond,

uncle stickley's

electrocution,

mommy gets sick after

daddy's settlement,

the roof collapse--

come on, Clyde.

You blow

your knee out.

And a roadside mine

takes my arm as I was

transpo-ing out.

I was almost

at the airport.

What about Mellie then?

Ain't nothin' bad

ever happen to Mellie.

Hmm?

What?

You just gave it

a mouth.

You need

to take it back.

I don't even know

what I'm t--

I'm gonna go

to my satellite office.

Then we gonna

talk about this.

The dirty big secret is

that I am the asset

in this scenario.

It's not Dayton white.

Right?

And the simple fact is,

I'd be driving that car myself

if my day job wasn't running

a billion-dollar company.

And by the way,

it was my understanding

that this is America, people.

So them trying

to muzzle the company

that I created in America

is a violation

of my free speech.

And plus-- plus,

two of those kids only had

one kidney to begin with.

So why isn't anybody

writing about that?

Right. It's total bs.

What do you like?

Oh.

I just thought of

a great song title.

"The kindness

of a one-armed bartender."

All right, no.

See, I got two arms.

See? I'm

a transradial amputee.

So it's my lower forearm

and hand that's missing.

My mistake.

I'm very lucky.

I guess I can settle

for a stoli, extra dry,

two olives.

Can you handle that?

Uh, yeah.

Up or on the rocks?

Up.

That's pretty good.

Could be colder.

Ice shortage

around here

'cause of the water

contamination plant from

the chemical leak upstream.

Hey, do you mind doing

that drink thing again?

Wanna shoot a post.

Got 1.2 million

followers.

This could

make you famous.

How 'bout he bounce a damn ball

on his nose for you next

like a trained seal?

Sorry.

You got a problem?

Yeah,

i got a problem.

I take exception to people

messin' with my brother.

That's two tours in Iraq

right there.

He stepped forward

when others

were steppin' back.

So you need to show

a little respect.

Thank you

for your service.

And cheers.

So, brothers, eh?

You know,

it's funny.

With your bad leg

and his missin' an arm--

excuse me. Hand.

It's like the two of you

almost add up

to one normal person.

Oh, man,

i know who you are.

You're that--

you're that guy

on the TV

with the drink.

I mean,

you famous.

Right on both.

I'm that guy on the TV

with the drink,

and yes, I'm famous.

Very, very famous.

Hey, can I get

a photo with you?

Sure. Sure.

Yeah?

The guys at the garage

ain't gonna believe me.

Make it quick.

Hold on.

Wait a second.

There we go.

All right. Good.

--Hey, what the--

hey, Earl.

You got a light?

Well--

oh, uh--

here.

Ah, thank you.

Stay down!

Stay down!

Fire! Fire!

It's on fire.

That is

massively stupid!

That's

an $85,000 vehicle.

Well,

he was assaulted.

He tried

to assault me.

Well, don't just

stand there gawping.

Get your phones out!

Film this!

Document!

Hey.

Aw--

Christ!

Cauliflower.

- This is Max.

Get Mike on the phone.

- What'd he just say?

Wait. Y-you can't

just walk away.

This is a crime scene.

Did you just say

"cauliflower" to me?

Unless I'm mistaken,

yesterday, as you were

leavin' the bar, you said

the word "cauliflower."

That's right. I did.

The last time

you said that word to me,

I ended up

gettin' sent down

for six months.

It was juvie.

I was 13.

And you were supposed to be

the lookout, now, weren't you?

Bein' that I was

your kid brother,

I let you lead me into trouble

with all your crazy

cauliflower plans.

My life of crime

is over.

But you did

make breakfast

this morning.

Even burned the bacon

like I like and you hate.

I also saw you have

some sort of robbery

"to-do" list.

Now, I know this attempt

to be organized

is a big step for you.

So go.

Charlotte motor speedway.

The speedway.

It's one of the busiest

sports venues in the country.

Just last year

they had over 300 events.

It's the official home

of nascar, of course. That's

all run on that main track.

But that place right there

ain't just about racing.

This place is like a city.

A few years ago

they built condos

for people who wanted

to live above the track

all year long.

They sold out

in less than 24 hours.

They even got their own

police force and jail

for people carryin' on

and gettin' out of hand.

Do you hear the words

comin' out your mouth?

They have their own

police force.

I'm midway

through my presentation,

so you can just

not interrupt me

and let me get it out.

How many times have I listened

to that "Logan family curse"

thing of yours?

Thank you.

Now,

as you very well know,

speedway's got a big problem

on its hands night now.

Forty-year-old pipe burst,

and since the whole thing

is built on landfill,

it's turnin' to mush,

which is causin'

all these sinkholes.

Sinkholes.

That's right.

The sinkholes

in the infield.

Now, they wanted

to fix this thing up right.

So what'd they do?

What'd they do? They called

a bunch of us that used to

work down in them mines.

'Cause we know the work.

And you do

good work.

We do good work.

But you

were just fired.

I was let go

for liability reasons

involving insurance.

Can you just get to the part

of why you think

you can do this?

I know how

they move the money.

Who's got the code?

They can't get in!

It's Christmas. "12-25."

That's the override.

All right.

I got a leg!

I got a leg!

Give him some air.

Easy, easy,

easy, easy.

All right.

Come on.

Hey, bobo,

what the hell's

all this stuff?

Well,

that's the ptt.

What, them--

they gas lines?

Pneumatic

tube transport.

Each concession

has its own rig.

When the register

starts to fill up,

they can do

a money dump

through the ptt.

Easy to do,

and it don't interfere

with the beer sellin'.

Plus, heck of a lot more secure

than tryin' to pick up cash

during a race.

So, all them pipes, what,

they just run right into--

to the main vault.

The whole thing

is like a cash highway.

I even know

the when to do it.

June 4.

The grocery castle

auto show.

It's graduation weekend.

It'll be the smallest

turnout of the summer.

There gonna be

bare bones staff

and security.

A real bank vault?

Yeah, it's a tough one too.

I looked it up

on the Google.

The only guy

that knows anything about

blowin' up real bank vaults

is Joe bang.

Joe bang?

That's a legend right there.

- You know where he is.

- No, I know where he is.

We can't do it without him.

This is a surprise.

What you say there,

Joe bang?

Ain't seen you

in a while.

How goes it?

Well, I'm sittin'

on this side of the table

wearin' a onesie.

How do you think

it's goin'?

Well,

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