Logan Lucky Page #3

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you look good.

Real good.

Fit.

You two

got any quarters?

I got a quarter.

Does it have

to be a quarter?

Yeah.

Come on now.

I found one.

Yeah, well, one of you

go over to the machine

on the left, you punch j-7.

Bring it back.

Go on, now.

Doctors. They say

i have high blood pressure.

So I get this

low-sodium salt

special.

Fake salt.

Can you believe that?

Someone thought to do that.

They make fake salt.

So, you wanna

talk business?

Well, we got

a job for you.

A vault.

Look around you,

my friends.

My bank-blowin' days

are over.

I...

I got a little nest egg

waitin' for me

when I get out.

You're stashin'

$97,000?

Buried under

the oak tree with the red swing

there at your place?

Maybe.

It seems your brother fish

told his wife

about your stash.

Fish told misty?

Yep.

Next day misty

dug the whole thing up

and ran off

with some truck driver

from Florida.

What part of Florida?

Clearwater.

It's a carven hill vault.

Just like the one

you blew up

in parkersburg.

Steel-encased concrete?

Yeah.

Wall's 20-inch thick.

Alarms?

You sneeze

within ten feet

of a carven hill

vault,

its seismic sensors

will have you wearin'

one of these onesies

before you know

what happened.

Well, there's construction

goin' on round there right now,

so them seismic sensors

are turned off.

So we just need you

to blow her open.

I got five months to go

in here.

I should probably

lay low a bit

before doin' a job.

This has to happen

in five weeks.

I am...

Incar... cer...

Ra... Ted.

Yeah, we got a... plan

to get you out.

As in, break me out?

Yep.

In the middle of the night?

No. Afternoon.

It's a day job.

You're gonna get me out of here

in broad daylight, do the job

and then get me back in here

before anyone notices?

Yup.

You logans

must be as simpleminded

as people say.

People say that?

Who?

So...

What's the take?

It's bigger'n you can bury under an oak tree.

And the split?

Even split.

No. No way.

Well, why not?

I got a brother.

I got two.

I'd need 'em involved

to protect my interest.

Say, why don't you take these

over to your mama?

I'll bring the rest.

When you gonna give

that piece of junk up? Huh?

I keep telling you to

come down to the dealership

and I'll hook you up.

You know

we're family.

We're not family.

You mean,

i can't interest you

in the latest v6 offering

of the American

classic mustang?

3.7 liters

of pure power.

Come on.

You can't tell me

you wouldn't love to get

behind the wheel of this baby.

Come on, jump on in.

Take it for a spin.

I don't need anything

that fancy.

Well, you know

this Nova ended up

costin' Chevy a ton.

It totally

bit the dust

in Mexico.

You know,

in Mexican "Nova"

translates to "no go."

They couldn't

get anyone

to buy it

'cause they all thought

the car would, you know,

no go.

You're an idiot.

No, it's true.

Not true.

Look it up.

I am kinda surprised

you went for the v6 automatic.

The v8's just so much faster,

and you can really feel

the road under you.

Course, I keep forgettin',

you can't drive stick.

No, i-i know how

to drive stick.

I don't think you do.

All the cars you always

bringin' home from the lot

are auto.

I love stick.

I'm a big fan of stick!

Whoo-hoo!

Yeah! Yeah! Go!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on, come on, come on!

Come on, girl!

Let's go!

Go, Sadie!

Whoo-ooh!

You got a ribbon, baby.

Come here. What's it say?

It's not first place.

It only matters

if you win.

What?

That ain't true at all.

That boy's

damn near 14 years old.

Come on.

Give me a smile.

Go show your mama.

Good job, baby doll.

Come to mama.

Thanks.

Aww.

You did good!

Let me see.

Well,

i found 'em.

Where?

You should see.

They'll know

what we want them to know.

Let's hear it for

the bang brothers, folks!

Aw, dang.

Y'all got a sec?

Whoa, whoa.

I'm winnin'.

Okay?

Not stoppin'.

Don't you put

the Logan hex on me.

Yeah, we been out

to see your brother.

He tell you

that we're lookin'

to talk to y'all?

Joe said

you need for him to

blow open the vault.

Somethin' like that.

Mm-hmm.

Joe said

you know computers.

Yeah.

I went to, uh,

technical college.

Well, this here's

a little more involved

than that.

We need, like,

a computer whiz.

Like one of them

Facebook boys.

I know everything

there is to know

about computers, okay.

All the twitters.

I know 'em.

But me and Sam

just ain't sure

we can help y'all.

You can't help us?

Yeah.

We're livin'

with the lord now.

Which means

on the light side

of the raw.

Mm-hmm.

If you two ain't into this,

then why the hell did Joe

tell us to come out here then?

We gotta have

a good reason

to break the law,

do somethin'

like robbin'.

We need

a moral reason.

We'd be robbin'

the grocery castle auto.

You can't tell me

you ain't shoplifted

from the grocery castle.

Oh, yeah.

We used to shoplift

from them all the time.

But that was before.

Yeah, well, our--

our sister Mellie.

She used to work

up at the grocery castle

outside Manila.

And they promoted her

to checker after a month.

Then the assistant manager

started gettin' handsy.

-Handsy.

-No!

So you can imagine

our family

don't have no love

for the grocery castle.

I can understand

the feelin'.

And this bein'

their big event and all,

the auto show,

we don't feel

too bad about it.

Nope.

Come here.

What you think?

Yeah.

Okay.

Sounds good enough

for us.

'Cause of

the whole morality thing.

Mmm.

I need you two

to go visit

the bear in the woods.

Tell him you're there

to collect the bag

he's been keepin' for me.

Cauliflower.

Vehicular mischief.

Reckless endangerment.

Destruction

of private property.

I'd take your license away,

Clyde,

but it was suspended

two years ago.

Despite your claim

that this was an accident,

that your foot slipped,

these are serious charges.

Your previous run-ins

with the law

were back when you were

classified as a juvenile.

And of course,

in determining your sentencing,

I'm taking into account

your service

and the great sacrifice

you've made for our country.

I sentence you

to 90 days.

You sure

these measurements

is right?

Mellie

gave 'em to me.

Mellie

knows her trucks.

-Sadie's to-do list.

Make sure you get it all done.

-Mm-hmm.

Come on.

Careful!

Tannin' salon?

Uh-huh.

Well, we'll see about that.

It has to be dependable.

I can't have no chance

of it breakin' down.

You want

a camper coverin' the bed

of the truck, or just empty?

Cover's a good idea,

'cause them campers,

they can get kinda creepy.

I think them cops

more likely to give them

camper trucks a second look.

All right, Sadie-bug,

get them goggles down.

I don't wanna

get none of this

in your peepers.

You sure about this?

I'm ready.

All right.

Close your eyes.

You littered all over

my car with your shoes.

Well, I'm sorry.

Ah!

Get your hands off.

Ah.

Hi! Oh.

You excited?

Yes.

Extensions!

I got real long

this time.

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