Logan Lucky Page #4

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Yes!

I thought you was

goin' as Rihanna.

Daddy,

it's not Halloween.

I'm not going

as Rihanna.

I'm singing

a song of hers

for my talent.

I still got two other

categories to compete in--

denim wear and glitz.

For glitz

i need this hair.

All right.

That looks like

it hurt.

What?

It did.

It's healin' up now

pretty good though.

Looks like you could've used

a couple of stitches.

Mmm. Little late

for that, I guess.

Mmm.

When was the last time

you had a tetanus shot?

Um...

Never?

That

the wrong answer?

There are no wrong answers

when you're talking to

a health care professional.

Would you like one?

What is all this,

like, for charity

or somethin'?

Jimmy Logan, you know

as well as I do folks round here

don't like the word "charity."

We west virginians

are a proud folk.

We have a couple

of grants,

but mostly get by

on private donations.

People happy

we do our work,

drivin' from town to town,

tryin' to help locals who

can't make it to the doctor.

What happened

to three, two, one?

So, you know me?

We met before?

I went to valley view.

Couple years behind you.

Huh.

Back then you were all

Jimmy Logan,

quarterback,

homecoming king.

Only had eyes

for Bobbie Jo Campbell,

if I recall.

Hold that there.

Think you'll like

this one.

There you go.

I got that.

So, Sylvia.

Ain't no one

ever called you sylvie?

No one has ever

called me sylvie.

That's weird.

My name?

Well, you know, it's just--

it's kinda like

an old lady name.

To me.

It just don't seem like

it should be on

a person like you.

That looks like you.

You know.

My grandmama,

her name was Sylvia.

So that's just--

that's what I think of

when-- when I think of

that name.

Oh. I thought

you was just

gettin' coffee.

Didn't know we was

seein' patients yet.

I got a coffee

and a patient.

But we'd better

hit the road.

- Sounds like that alternator

needs a tetanus shot.

Alternators cost money.

Tetanus shots are free.

There's a garage

over off bluefield canyon road.

Ask for Earl.

Might not be free,

but he'll treat you fine.

Thanks.

You're welcome.

Hey, hey, hold on a second.

Hold on.

Did we kiss?

I mean, in high school.

We kissed, didn't we?

That has got to be

the worst thing

anyone has ever said to me.

Hold on! Wait, wait!

I'm sayin' I remember, is all!

I do.

I do remember.

I see there's still

a lot of your rules up there.

So?

Just, have you

thought about

having

a backup plan,

or... what

we're gonna do

the first time

sh*t happens,

let alone

the second time?

Why don't you just worry

about your cockroaches

and I'll worry

about the rules.

Okay.

Jimmy?

Hey, what you say, Cal?

Hey! How you been?

What's goin' on, man?

Oh, you know, just stayin' busy.

Good, good, good.

Hey, did you find work?

Yeah, a few things.

These parts, or back

over in Boone county?

No, back home.

Well, I'm glad to hear that.

You know I felt bad about

having to let you go.

Come on, man.

Don't even worry about it.

I know it was them, not you.

Even if things had been

different, I probably would have

had to let you go anyway

since we're wrapping it up.

What? Y-y'all

wrappin' up the site?

Y'all done?

Yeah, just about, yeah.

Managed to be

ahead of schedule for once.

Huh.

You patched up

all them sinkholes?

Yeah, almost.

Gonna pull the gear

first of the month.

You know that thing

we been talkin' about?

We gotta move it up a week.

What happened?

Opportunity's

gonna be closin' up.

So everything stays the same.

We just gotta move everything

up by one week.

Wait. One week earlier?

But that's--

I know.

I guess this is

"sh*t happens."

Yep.

So, should we cancel?

No difference.

The Coca-Cola 600

is the biggest race

of the year.

That's

a big difference.

It don't change the job

at all.

So should I call

the Baker?

Call the Baker.

This is gleema.

Gleema purdue?

Yes.

I need you

to sign right here,

please.

Uh...

Right there, please.

Who's it from?

No idea, ma'am. No card.

No name with the paperwork.

We just deliver 'em.

He just said,

"i guess someone

thinks it's your birthday."

I mean,

i have no idea.

I've never seen

a more beautiful cake.

Well, maybe

somebody's got a crush.

Well, I have no idea

who it could be.

After that last experience

on plenty of fish,

I have stayed away

from the online dating.

Gleema.

You'd better come

out front again.

What,

more for me?

Not exactly.

Someone

hit-and-ran you,

ma'am.

We'll check

the cameras.

In the meantime,

we're gonna need you

to fill out some paperwork.

My car!

Man.

I'm sorry about your car,

but I really need you

to start filling this out.

Is it 5:
30?

There's no arguin'

with that automatic door.

Are you okay?

I didn't get to finish

my cake.

Hey, y'all.

Just gonna

squeeze myself in there.

So, naaman,

I got a little

proposition for you.

1-1-3...

1-1... 3...

Sh*t.

Hey, Jimmy.

No names.

You callin' from

a secure location?

A what?

A secure location.

I'm...

I'm at the lowe's.

You callin'

from a land line

or a cell phone?

I'm callin' on a... phone.

Like, a real phone.

Go ahead.

We have a code pink.

I repeat.

We have a code pink.

Ma'am,

we got a code pink.

The shock-and-awe campaign of

bacon and sardines has worked.

Hold on, hold on.

Fish! Sam!

Hold on. Hold on!

Get up,

goddamn it!

Goddamn it!

Hey, you didn't have to

scare us like that.

We thought you was the law.

When'd you have

a chance to think that,

seein' as you were

dead asleep a second ago!

You were supposed to

meet me down at the corner!

Now we runnin' way behind.

We got it.

You got it?

You still seem half asleep.

We're on it, okay?

We know where to be

and when.

"Watch the race."

That's right.

The clock on the race.

Remember!

Yeah, we know!

Whee!

Don't be late.

Yes, sweetie.

I'd like to point out

that today I am drivin'

a v8 stick.

It's a nice car.

Hopefully you'll have

beginner's luck

gettin' it into first.

Ha! Even in first gear

this thing'd still blow away

that no-go of yours.

Not with you

behind the wheel.

Oh, ha-ha!

How you been, jesco?

Ah,

hangin' in there.

Well,

hang in there then.

Is he still writin'

correctional affairs

about the food?

No, sir.

We took care of that.

Good.

'Cause we

don't have a food problem

here at Monroe, do we?

You okay,

Joe bang?

He chokin'.

Someone know

the heindrick?

Sounds like

a wet cough,

like phlegm.

I don't feel so good.

Hey! Sh*t!

Get this damn convict

away from me!

Get him

to the infirmary.

Oh, god!

Christ.

Guard,

get some towels.

Where are you going?

I thought you'd be with me the whole time.

I just need to

go to the salon

and tend to a few clients.

I'll be back just in time

to comb you out

and spray you extra good.

Promise?

I promise.

This'll help rehydrate you,

ease the nausea.

Lot of you guys

been comin' in here

like that.

It's that business

with the water.

Say you can't drink it,

but it's okay to shower in it?

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