Logan Lucky Page #5

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I don't know about all that.

Hmph. More barf than we saw

after that one Thanksgiving

when everything had gone bad.

It'll put a girl

off of Turkey forever.

Nurse.

Miss? Miss.

Miss? Um--

yeah?

A-all these fluids--

i-I'm sorry, nurse,

but i-is it possible

for me to use

the commode?

Mmm, I think it's best

if you stay put.

Don't want you

gettin' light-headed

and all.

Please, ma'am.

Don't make me

use that thing.

A second ago I was a "miss."

Now I'm a "ma'am." Hmm.

Please,

miss nurse?

I-i-I'll walk slow.

Nurse?

I can take him.

I'm finished

moppin' the floors

in here.

Okay.

But take it slow.

He falls

and hits his head,

that's on you.

Yes, ma'am.

Yeah, i-I'm gonna

need a hand in here.

What the f***?

What, you never wondered

what it's like to feel white?

This is warden burns.

I'm declaring a code red.

This is not a test.

All guards and staff

are to go into an immediate

code 14 lockdown.

I repeat. This is not a drill.

What are you doin'?

Callin' it in.

This could

turn into a riot.

Put that down.

Hang it up.

We don't have riots

at Monroe.

"Pour two

into three."

Yep.

"Pour three

into four."

What?

Run!

- What the hell?

- Are you down too?

Yeah.

They're all down

here in the mezzanine.

We got no plastic

working at all.

Mellie, what did you do?

Well, hello.

I guess someone

grew up.

What's your name again,

little Logan?

Mellie.

Mellie!

Mellie, Mellie, Mellie.

That rhymes

with "smelly."

Nice!

Shut up.

There's clothes

for you both

in the bag.

Clyde, I put

somethin' special

in there for you.

Thanks, Mel.

You're goin' pretty fast.

We got a lot of road to cover,

so yeah, there will be speeding.

Gunnin' for a hundred

in a neon-blue car that probably

ain't even on the market yet?

Don't you think

you're asking for

to be pulled over?

Sunday on a holiday weekend.

Police department

hit by budget cuts.

There's only one musker

patrollin' the whole highway

for the next 40 miles.

But that's still

one musker.

It's been handled.

Mellie,

I'm about to get naked

back here,

so no peekin'.

I said

no peekin'!

Would you give me

my arm, please?

Is it this one?

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

I'm 100 percent sure

i saw what I saw.

It's a purple '77 eldorado.

Yes, sir.

License

and registration,

ma'am.

Excuse me,

but I'm on my way to church.

I don't have time for this.

Step out

of the vehicle, ma'am.

I am not gonna ask again.

This is ridiculous!

What did I do?

I need you

to comply, ma'am.

-I need your license,

your registration--

-you seen that?

Seen what?

I need you to focus here.

This woman needs containin'.

It's a beautiful day for racing

in the queen city.

Welcome to the Coca-Cola 600.

This is nascar's

greatest distance

and stock car racing's

longest night.

It'll take 400 laps

to complete 600 miles.

And, Mike, one of the stories

we're all gonna be watching

is this guy Dayton white

as he returns from racing

after a two-year break.

Jeff, you certainly know what

it's like to get back behind

the wheel after some time off.

Can we really

expect this guy

to run up front?

That truly is

the question, d.W.

And yeah,

it is extremely tough.

So much has changed

since the last time

he was in the car.

The cars have changed,

the setups have changed,

the competition's changed.

And you just can't

underestimate

the mental focus

and endurance needed

to get back behind the wheel

after this long of a break.

Well, focus, endurance

and discipline

could well describe

Dayton's off-track routine.

We caught up with him

as he prepared

for this highly anticipated

return to racing.

There's a team of people

looking after my car,

making sure everything

is operating at full capacity.

So it makes sense that I do that

for my physical self,

because I'm not just a driver,

I'm an athlete.

Once I began sourcing

really clean software,

I noticed a total difference

in my clarity and performance.

Software is what I call my food,

because when you think about it,

your body is your

operating system.

So, when your os may feel

like it's working fine,

a problem with your software

can make your computer

not perform properly,

even crash.

So, eating only clean software

makes sure my os is working

at an optimum level,

and all of this

will help me win.

Speed up the drops.

We'll figure the numbers out

later.

No energy drink

on the market comes

in a Magnum, right?

But I had ten cases

of these babies made

just for today.

I'm gonna have

a little now before the race,

some during the race.

And come lap 600

and that checkered flag,

I think we're all gonna

be finishing these puppies

off in victory, huh?

You got us all in the shot?

Me and the car?

See, I've got this racing suit

and I've got my helmet

right here.

Just want to make sure

that you can see that. Huh?

I've been

carefully monitoring

my glucose levels

so I'm really

in a sweet spot right now

for sustained energy.

You're the, uh--

you're the

to the Max driver.

You gotta drink.

Maybe you should think about

those four years of back taxes

that this drink is paying for.

All right.

Go on!

Go on.

Come on!

Okay. Let's--

drink up!

Come on!

Whoo!

Drink, drink, drink!

Yeah!

Okay. I'm gonna

need some cash.

What for?

Supplies for the job.

I thought Jimmy and your

brothers were bringing

everything you needed.

Yeah, they did.

I just need

a little contingency.

Well, it looks like my brothers were successful.

You thirsty?

No. No way.

Just one. Come on.

No. No.

We got time. Come on.

Hey, gorgeous. Give me one

of those beers, will you?

You want a second one

for just ten dollars more?

Well, of course I do.

And, baby doll?

Give me two packs

of those gummy bears.

This is the warden, all right?

Now, I got your napkin

of demands here,

what you want

for peaceful surrender

and the safe release

of my guards

you're holding captive.

As warden, I can

approve buying a copy

of a dance with dragons

for the prison library

to go up on

the game of thrones shelf.

Yeah!

Whoo!

The only problem

is that the winds of winter

and a dream of spring

have yet to be published,

so those aren't available.

No!

Well, I can't do anything

about what I can't control.

That is total bullshit.

George r.R. Martin

was supposed to deliver

the winds of winter

to his publisher

over two years ago.

I know that was

the original deadline.

That's what it says here.

But I'm reading to you

from the Wikipedia page.

It also says that Martin

had a grueling promotion

schedule or something,

and it's interfered

with his writing schedule.

He's failed to complete

the winds of winter.

That don't make no sense.

Those two guys

who transferred in

from federal last month

knew about all the new stuff

with the hot chick

and her dragons.

Nah. I'm telling you,

i believe those two inmates

had that information

from watchin'

the TV series.

Again,

I'm readin' to you--

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