Loitering with Intent Page #4

like a movie star.

You get botox yet?

These are new. Saw Dom on Law and Order.

Got his ear cut off.

He was being such a p*ssy about it.

You still working at the bar?

Yeah, I'm still working at the bar.

I gotta take care of

some stuff with G, so, um...

maybe we have a barbecue later.

Yeah?

She mentioned you guys had a little blow off.

She did?

You know, just in passing.

Thought maybe you'd wanna go get some flowers,

bring them up there, Clark Gable style.

Oh, is that what you think?

Well, all we have up here is flowers.

I guess I'm the flowers.

Yeah, I'm just saying.

- She's still in bed.

- She's in bed?

You know that? You know that she's in bed?

How do you know that she's in bed?

How do you know she's still in bed?

You got a lotta information.

Just up here riding with Dom, you know?

You said that.

- Runs good, don't it.

- Yeah.

Hey, man, you haven't

changed a bit. Look out!

G. Hey, G.

G?

Hey, man, nice haircut, dude.

Like the way you're wearing it.

Thanks, man, thanks.

You know, what's going on? I

thought you were driving to L.A?

Dude, so did I.

We got to Ohio and

Wayne pulled a 180.

- Wants to work it out with Gigi

- How long you gonna stay, you think?

Dude, I dunno. Could be a while.

Hey can you do me a favor? There's a black

bag in there, it's Wayne's. Can you grab it?

- Just in the back, dude.

- Yeah, no I got it.

- What is this?

- Oh, bro, that's my head shot man.

- What do you need a head shot for?

- Oh, it's for my show.

What show?

You didn't hear it, dude? I got my own show.

Wayne's such a dick!

- I don't get it.

- Dude, I don't get it either, bro.

I'm just teaching my class at

Point Pleasant one day, surfing

It's like the best day of my life everyday.

Then getting changed on the beach, right?

This guy comes up to me. He's like

"Hey, bro, I've been watching you."

And I'm like

"Hey, bro, what the f***, man?"

Because I thought he was

trying to pick me up, dude.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

Happens that this guy works

for Jerry Bruckenheimer dude.

- Jerry Bruckheimer?

- Jerry Bruck-heemer.

- Bruckheimer.

- Yeah, dude, he did Armageddon.

He does The Amazing Race,

all these huge things!

- Jerr... Jerry Bruckheimer.

- Jerry Bruckheimer, yeah, dude!

He called me on my cellphone,

I pick up. I'm like "Hello"...

I'm like

"Okay, dude, yeah, go f*** yourself'",

because I thought

it was Vasper calling.

Dude, it was really Jerry Bruckheimer,

he called me up, he was like

"Hey, man, I want you to come in,

I want to talk about your show."

So I go in and sit down

with him, dude.

You know what?

Great guy, man, he's wearing these

tight jeans, he's kinda staring.

He's got these beady eyes, so

I'm like "Hey man", you know?

"Is everything cool here?" and he's

like "Yeah, everything is cool here."

So then, we start talking

and we just get each other dude.

Yeah.

He's like my other brother

from another mother, dude.

We're just mano e mano, really vibing out,

and then he turns to me

he's like "You're my guy."

- Guy for what?

- Dude, for my show I just told you about!

It's a reality show about my life,

bro, I'm gonna teach

guest celebrities how to surf

and they're gonna compete.

Dude, it's like Dancing With the Stars.

I mean meets The It Factor,

meets, like, American Idol,

meets, like, we're gonna party.

- Sick!

- How much is he paying you for this?

Dude, can't tell ya.

Signed a confidentiality agreement.

It's a lot of money, dude.

Hey, man, dude hang on a sec, man.

My new agents are working out

the contract, f***ing UTA.

- Ooda?

- Yeah, dude, United Talent Agency.

- U-T-A?

- Yeah I call 'em "UTA" to f*** with them.

UTA, man, that's top ten.

Hey man, what are you up to, dude?

What're you doing here?

I'm just, you know man...

- I was, uh...

- Wayne said you were on L.A Law.

You got your ear cut off or something?

That was a while ago, but, yeah.

That's great news, that's awesome news.

Awesome. The door's that way.

Look at all the chimes, man!

Everywhere, just chimes.

Okay, man, I'll see you inside.

G. G, wait, G!

God dammit!

- Gigi just pull out?

- She did.

What she do that for?

Did she know I was here?

I don't know.

- Come inside. Wayne!

- I'm here.

F***.

- You all right?

- Yeah, I'm all right. Um...

I really don't know if she knew you were here.

I'm sorry, man, I didn't mean

to do that. I was just...

- It's good, see, I'm cool.

- You okay?

I'm okay, yeah. What about you? You okay?

Yeah, man, I'm good, man, I'm good.

- That's good.

- You know...

Gigi hasn't been picking up

my calls for a few days, so...

- But I'm good, you know.

- You guys gonna...

- have it out or something? I mean...

- Absolutely not.

Negative.

- Because I'm up here...

- Is she gonna break up with me?

Wayne, I dunno what she's gonna do.

I really don't know.

It's just, I'm up here, I'm trying to work

Yeah, that's what Raph said.

You guys are working up here.

I didn't know you were gonna be up here you

know, so it was a little bit of a surprise.

Well, I told G, you know.

What are you guys doing here,

what's Raph doing here?

He's writing a script with me. We're

trying to write a screenplay.

About what?

It's about some f***ed up, you know,

like some noir stuff. Some...

missing people, and things...

That's cool, man,

I'm not gonna get in the way.

I just wanted to see G man. I don't know

if she's been picking up my calls...

But I'm here to make it cool,

you know.

It's cool, I mean is she cool?

You think she's cool?

- What do you think?

- You think she's being uncool?

- I'm asking you a question. Can you focus?

- Okay.

I'm saying that I'm cool,

and I'm wondering if she's cool.

- Is she cool?

- She's gonna come back.

I'm just asking if she's cool.

She's been normal.

Are you not hearing what I'm saying?

I'm just asking is she cool.

I dunno, I mean,

I'm not sure what we're talking about.

Don't worry about it.

Where's my bag?

- Huh?

- Where's my bag?

I dunno... Maybe...

- Maybe that's it there.

- What's it doing over there?

- What's it doing over here?

- I have no idea.

Hey, man, I'm really sorry about that.

I didn't mean to... You okay?

Yeah, I'm good.

All right, see you later, Wayne.

It's just we're being pushed out!

- It's a reality surfer show, so what?

- So what?

It starts with a stupid surfer show,

or Idol, Top Model, then your Jennifer

Hudson winning a f***ing oscar!

Do you wanna work?

- But you act like you don't care!

- I don't care?

I don't know, just...

What are we missing? What?

- Maybe, Devon... maybe he just has 'it'.

- Definitely has 'Id'.

- So you agree, he has 'it'?

- He's a beach bum, he's a pleasure seeker.

What does that have to do with having 'it'?

Having 'it'?

- That's what the f*** I'm talking about!

- Thought you meant 'Id'.

Do you think he has that something special?

Jesus Christ, Raph.

I wouldn't go so far as to say Endless Summer,

has 'it', whatever that is exactly.

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