LOL
Hey baby... Miss you a lot.
So this is a little present to | you from me, and I hope you like it.
Tim...
Tim...
Hey...
I'm not... I'm just...
I'm just working on some music and stuff.
Are you here right now?
Yeah... I... Let me just... | I'll be out there in just a second.
I just gotta...
...finish up something. I'll be right...
Just come down the stairs. | I'll go to the door.
Ok.
So...
I hope you liked that and...
...remember it's for your eyes only. So...
...top secret. Bye.
What were you doing last | Saturday that you weren't here?
I actually had to help Ada...
- Move some stuff. | - Move apartments?
- Yeah, move apartments. | - Well that sucks.
She's been moving for like a month but | Saturday was the official big move.
It doesn't really matter | cause I was actually just working.
Working on instruments | and building so...
It's going ok?
One of these days when I'm rich I'm | gonna buy all of your instruments.
What are you going to do with them?
Play 'em.
So what am I doing here?
Basically, I just want you to...
I'm just gonna videotape your | face making noises.
With your mouth.
For some music.
- Yeah that sounds fine. | - That's fine?
People are doing... | tons of people are doing...
The girl from the internet did it.
Yeah, that's her tape. Right there.
Tessa video...
Yeah, I've been talking | with her for like three months.
She sent me a video.
What's the video?
Well, the first part of the video | is the noises that you're gonna do.
A lot of people from the internet | are sending me noises...
...of their face making noises.
Oh she did this?
Yeah, she did it, and then | she put some other stuff on there.
What other stuff?
It's some stuff.
I'm getting to know her really | well. I really like her.
We've been emailing a lot.
All I know is that I like her and maybe | I'll get to meet her some day.
She hasn't talked to me about...
Have you ever met one of | your Internet girlfriends?
I've never had any Internet girlfriends.
She's not your girlfriend?
I don't know what she is. | There's not a word, man.
You want her to be your girlfriend?
Just make noises with your mouth.
Any noise that you would think | to make naturally.
Any noise that pops into your head. | With your mouth.
Ok.
Clear, right? Easy.
- That's a good video. | - Let's watch it.
No. We're not watching it.
You're not watching it. Give it to me.
Until... Later.
- Is it rolling? | - No not rolling yet.
- You wanna see yourself or no? | - No.
Ok.
I'll be back in a couple of minutes.
Hey what's up man?
You coming home this summer?
Mouth related noises.
Take one.
I don't really know what you | want me to do as far as noises go.
Do you know how long it | takes to get to the airport?
- From where? | - From here.
By car.
By car? What time?
His flight gets in at | 7:40. That's when it lands.
...or soon after. 6:15.
I feel like there's a lot of traffic | in the morning.
So if he was gonna be outside at like 8...
...you would leave at like 6:30?
Yeah. I think so.
Ok. Will you help me to get up at 6?
So that means I'm gonna have to get up?
Just don't turn it off and | go back to sleep...
- if I'm still... | - Ok, I'll try.
Thank you.
Are you ready to go?
I'm wearing my swim suit under my shorts.
Ok. I just have to finish | changing, then let's go?
Speaking of bathing suits, I got a new one.
But I'm not sure that I like it.
What's wrong with it?
Nothing. Just don't know.
Don't know what?
I don't know... if I like it that much.
So, what do you think?
Let me see it.
What does the bottom look like?
Same.
Is it like shorts, like square | shorts or like bathing suits bottoms?
Like a bathing suit bottom.
Ok... well what are you doing?
I am finishing...
...up a short conversation...
...that I will be done with right... Soon.
You can't leave without me. I'm driving.
Well come on!
I'm already going to | the beach with you... Sheesh!
I write. I do sales. I do comedy.
A little bit everything. | Trying to figure it out myself.
Trying to balance pay check | and passion like everybody.
And it's going pretty well so far.
Kind of like our hot little date here.
It's fine that I can come pick you up...
I wish you hadn't chosen the | earliest flight known to man.
Check it out. The coolest | thing is happening right now.
I'm sitting here on a beach and...
Ada is like 30 feet away | talking with this dude.
It's this f***ing dude with a...
...with a sleeveless shirt and cargo pants.
She's just doing it to piss me off.
She's failing to make me mad which | is then making her even more mad.
I guess if I keep pushing it maybe | she'll go home with him tonight.
Do you think I can touch sea gull feathers?
- What? | - Do you think I can touch sea gull feathers...
...or are they gross?
Well, I mean, that's | pretty unsurprising, right?
It's what?
I know I should know. I know.
I wish I could still be there.
I don't know. It's going to be | a while before I see you again.
I know, I know. You're | like busy with work and stuff.
Right.
Really?
They use what?
Hey everybody, it's Tessa at | Young American Bodies.
Come check out pictures of me and my hot | friends, blogs, message board...
...anything you want.
Button... There's a new video.
Shall I save this one?
No, there is no way I can make it tonight.
Why didn't you tell me | about it until just now?
You gotta tell me more than like | three hours before you play...
...or else I'm never gonna be able to make it.
Because I'm a busy man.
There is no way I can go.
I'm sitting in my car outside of Chris' | house. We're about to go to dinner.
Chris and Ada. They don't want to | go to your show, dude.
- Hey! I'm Ada. | - I'm Chris.
- Nice to meet you. | - Nice to meet you.
So you're just here for the summer?
In Misra's living room?
It ain't gonna happen. | There's no way I'm gonna convince them.
- Oh, how do you like New York? | - It's great.
- You gonna let me know earlier, dude. | - And what are you doing here this summer?
- When are you playing next? | - I'm just home you know, living at home.
Do you have a job?
Where would you guys go? Just do it, | like, just get a van...
...it's like an internship, it's ok.
...and drive places?
So basically...
...tour stops will be determined by where | your different Internet girlfriends live?
So what else?
What else what?
Is that the only reason you're going there?
- What do you mean? | - I don't know. What else do you do for fun?
I don't know. I like to hang out with people.
- Tim's pretty great. | - Yeah.
- What is that yeah? | - I don't know.
- You don't know. I think you know. | - I don't know.
Bye.
Sorry.
But I can do that here, so...
This mic is so bad. If | I touch it feeds back.
That can be way lower.
How about that?
Ok. Little better now, little better.
Thanks.
- What do you use them for? | - Audio connectors.
It's a magic bag, it has every...
...possible to connect every audio | device to every other audio device.
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