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Really?

- Did they come with this bag? | - No, I made the bag.

- You made it? | - Yeah. - Yeah?

- I cut the arm of the sweatshirt. | - And sewed it?

Yeah. I can't sew?

This looks really nice. I don't...

- I'm not saying... | - I was on a machine.

- I'm not saying you're not a good sewer. | - I was on a machine.

- Did you really make it? | - Yeah.

It's really a good job.

The chill...

...of winter...

Is nothing...

...compared...

...to watching...

...your lover...

...be murdered...

In spring.

...the video wall. It wasn't on | when I was there.

I guess it's alright.

I just didn't get it. | I didn't get why that was.

- I kind of... At that I was like... | - So overwhelmed?

It was overwhelming.

Maybe I'll grow it.

By the time you see me next | it will be grown back a little more, right?

What do you mean how many pictures | did I take? I only took one picture.

It is not a lie. It is not a lie.

I don't stare at myself. I am not like...

...first of all, I walked home without | looking at myself in a single...

I'm not saying that was the best picture.

I'm sure better pictures | could have been taken.

If I like took more, I just wanted to | give you an idea what it looked like.

Are you serious? You think my | forehead looks big in the picture?

Well, I mean...

...do you really not like the short hair?

Can you do it?

- What, juggle? | - Yeah.

Yeah.

You don't believe me?

Now pass it.

Wait, I can also do two in one hand...

Look at that.

And then it's like a | yoyo. If you move one hand up and down.

Your hand with two in it | goes to my hand with two in it.

- Do I cross pass, or pass them forward? | - You pass it to this one.

- Oh so it's like I do it to that? | - No, no, that was wrong.

I wasn't supposed to throw.

That wasn't terrible.

Close!

Thanks a lot, dude.

So did you figure out when Greta | is gonna come and visit?

No, not yet.

Soon though?

- Why? | - I'm just curious to meet her.

Ah, you're curious to meet her? You're curious | to date her, is what you're curious about.

Do you have any pictures of her?

Yeah, I have a picture of her.

What kind of picture do you | want to see of her?

What does that mean?

- It means nothing. | - What kinds are there?

There are pictures.

I saw a picture of you.

What was the picture of me?

- With crazy hair. | - With crazy hair! I took that picture myself.

That's the first thing I thought.

- Really? | - I like this other one better.

You do?

- The hat one. | - I took that one.

If I scroll through these I'm | not gonna see anything?

- No, no, no. | - That I shouldn't see.

- Yet you still pull the phone away. | - I didn't pull the phone away...

...what are you talking about?

I'm gonna go through a few | and try and find one that I...

Ok, I think this is it.

Hold on. Let me make sure.

HI Chris, this Is Greta.

This call has absolutely no purpose because | I knew your phone would be off...

...because I know that you're at work at your | cool new job with all your cool new friends...

...who are funny. And the reason that I'm calling | Is because I just wanted you to have...

...a happy voice to listen to after you got off | work. And this Is me, your happy voice...

I'm Greta, the voice of joy. So, | enjoy this message, treasure it...

...and, yeah, this message has no point. | This message...

It's not referencing anything else, | It's like art...

It's something In and of itself. | I'm not, yeah, alright, I'll talk to you soon...

No, no! No, I won't talk | to you soon. No. Ok. Bye.

End of message.

Alright. Give it back here.

You're done.

- She sounds very nice. | - She sounds very nice...

HI Baby. It's me. I miss you.

Where are you?

I just had dinner with Sarah Beth and Anna.

And It was really good. And I | talked with Sarah Beth about what happened...

...and It was really good.

Give me a call back. I'm running really | late for my show right now...

...but hopefully I'll get there on time.

I miss you.

There's evidence of you...

In toilet paper all over my room...

...oh god that's disgusting...

...that's not sentimental at all...

...that's just like... That's carnal.

Ok, well, alright, I mean...

...there's also evidence of you, you had your...

...your fingernail clippings...

...were In my...

...were In my sink, | and I was just like so touched.

Anyway, that's also kind of gross. Ok.

Call me back whenever.

I think I might meet up with | Sarah Beth later today...

...because she leaves soon.

Anyway. Ok. I said "anyway" a | lot In this message. Ok, bye.

End of message.

Hey...

What?...

Oh, the train? | Which train, which stop are you at?

Ok.

Are you on the platform or are | you walking on the street already?

Hey... where are you?

A gas station? | What kind of gas station is it?

Because there's two | gas stations over there.

Do you see Western?

I'm standing outside. I wouldn't be able | to hear my phone inside, I don't think.

I have like a green shirt on, | it's easy to spot.

I don't think I see you.

Are you by a guy on a bike?

I see... Yeah.

No, I do see you, yeah.

Wave to me. Ok.

Well, now you see me so there is no | point in continuing this conversation.

I'll be standing here.

- Hey, Alex. | - What the hell?

- Sorry, I'm really bad with directions. | - That's ok.

- I'm so bad. | - Whatever, there's no rush.

Yeah, I think I'll just send you | an email confirmation...

I think I book it in your name and it's | fine, and I charge it on my credit card.

Yeah. I'll book it and email you...

Friday after... Early afternoon I think | is what I'm going to gear for.

Then you don't have to wake up | too early or worry about...

Mid-morning.

Yeah, I guess that's true. Did you | find out if they're having sex yet?

What? Weird asking Giles? | Or weird asking at all?

Hey Giles, are you guys having sex or not?

I'm not jealous. I'm just saying, like, | there's a boy sleeping in your room...

...that's all I'm saying. A straight boy.

He's sleeping on the floor, | or is he sleeping in your bed?

Sleeping in your heart. Like he's... | I don't know... He's just like...

He has like long shaggy hair... And | he's like... A scholar and a musician...

...he's like totally your type.

You didn't deny he was your type, though. | I know, I just worry sometimes.

I shouldn't worry? | That's really comforting.

You know how I feel about you, right?

Yeah, I guess.

How do you feel about that?

I have a boyfriend.

What?

What do you want me to say?

Come on. Don't be like this.

Why are doing stuff with Mike on | the computer when you're at home?

- Does Mike bother you? | - No.

Is there anything I can do?

Yeah, I mean you could pay | attention to me while I'm over there.

Well do you think maybe...

...like just a few times a...

...month or maybe like a...

...you could sleep over at my place?

I don't know.

- I bought those new sheets. | - Yeah, but your bed is small.

I can't really fit a bigger bed in there.

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