London Page #7
lt's an emptiness|within an emptiness...
...and you're left with|slightly less than nothing.
The person you were when you met|doesn't exist anymore. You're gone.
-So she left you?|-Syd, it's very f***ing complicated.
What happened?|Did you cheat on her?
-No, no. lt's irrelevant.|-lrrelevant? How is it irrelevant?
Besides money, infidelity's the most|relevant reason why people split up.
Yeah, yeah. True, true.
Come on, man.|l thought we were talking.
Let's talk, let's talk.|Why did your wife leave you?
Syd, it's not a pleasant scene|for me, please.
Oh, my scene's pleasant?
Mate, l've been 2 1 before.|l know your pain.
But where you're pushing me now|is not a place you wanna go.
Wait. Are you trying to say|that since you're older than me...
-...your pain is somehow more?|-That's the case.
Listen, first of all...
...you don't have the slightest clue|what pain l've been through.
Just since you're|a couple decades older...
...doesn't mean that your pain is more|than mine. lt doesn't.
Secondly, don't make|blind comparisons...
...when you have no f***ing clue|what you're comparing.
You think having your heart broken|is pain? You think losing God is pain?
Mate, l went through that trivial sh*t|when l was 20.
l'm 40 now, mate.
Where you're trying to push me now|is not a place you wanna go.
So why don't you do yourself a favor,|and don't f***ing go there with me.
You're a f***ing child.|You're just a kid.
A kid?
Listen, you pompous, limey f***...
...if you had one tenth my pain,|you'd be psychologically crippled.
Mate, seriously, f*** off.|All we're doing is projecting sh*t here.
Look, take a step back.|Let's relax, shall we?
-Do a bit of gear. Come on.|-F*** the gear. l don't want that sh*t.
-More for me.|-lt's Bateman, right?
-Nice to see your memory is still intact.|-Well, Bateman...
...let me give you a glimpse into|my life, insight into my f***ing pain.
-Mate, it's not necessary. Truly.|-No, it is necessary.
And if you didn't think it was,|you wouldn't have pushed my buttons.
But you did.|And if you don't wanna hear it...
...stop snorting my sh*t|and get the f*** out of the bathroom.
Technically, it's my sh*t,|but l can see you're passionate, so go.
So this f***er...
...this f***ing guy out in L.A.,|who my chick is now in love with...
...he's, you know, endowed.
-She told you that?|-Yeah. So l needed to know how big.
Not that l give a f***|about another guy's dick.
lt's one of those things|you feel like you need to know.
So we're in an argument,|and l was pushing her.
l was like, ''How big is he?''
She was like, ''Let's not make an issue|out of it.'' And l said, ''No, f*** that.''
And she says,|''Ten and a half inches.''
-Jesus.|-Yeah, you believe that sh*t?
She could have at least|rounded it down.
-The girl's trying to hurt you, mate.|-Yeah, no sh*t.
But it really f***ed with me, you know.|Knowing that this guy is in L.A...
...with the only woman l love,|f***ing her with 1 0 and a half inches.
l'm chasing her around like a puppy,|doing anything l can to get her back.
And it crushed me!|lt still f***ing crushes me!
Sorry, mate.
-How exactly do you deal with that?|-You don't deal with it.
lt deals with you.
God, it eats at you|and it eats at you, you know?
We'd get in these fights,|and l'd say the most horrible things.
l'd be like, ''You just want a fat cock|in your fat snatch, you f***ing whore.''
You know, l'd--|Just mean, horrible things.
l'd be so f***ing angry, you know?
l used to say the same sh*t, mate. l|used to say the most horrendous sh*t.
Why? What'd she do?
She didn't really do anything.
You know, l imagine that|a lot of it had to do with me.
A lot of it had to with my hang-ups|and depression and sh*t.
But, my God, l used to say the worst|sh*t to her. l tormented that girl.
l lived with her for three and a half|f***ing years and l hated her.
So, what was the final snap?
Did you cheat on her?|Did she cheat on you?
No, no. God, no.
-How do you know?|-Because l didn't, you know? l didn't.
-How do you know she didn't?|-l know she didn't. lt wasn't her thing.
How do you know?
l was with the most beautiful girl|in the universe.
She didn't f*** me|for two f***ing years!
-Why?|-l don't know.
Because we fought. l was in therapy.
l don't-- l don't-- Look, l don't know.
lf you wanna know it is, l'll tell you.
You remember sentences|that people say to you.
They stick in your mind like gunshot|wounds that never f***ing heal.
l remember what my ex-wife|said to me when we started dating.
She said, ''l love it when a guy|fucks me four, five times a night.''
-Four, five times a night?|-Yeah. Truly.
l was like, ''You was with some guy...
...who f***ed you|four, five times a night?''
-You wanna know what pain is?|-What?
-l'll tell you what pain is, you f***.|-Why you calling me a f***?
-l'll tell you what pain is, you f***.|-Why you calling me a f***?
Because, my friend,|you brought me here...
...and l didn't particularly|wanna go here, but now l am.
lf you don't wanna go|where l'm about to go...
...then tell me right now|and l'll walk out the door...
...l'll phone my therapist|and that will be it, okay?
No, f*** that, l wanna hear this.|You're not going anywhere.
-You wanna know what it is?|-Yes, l wanna know what it is.
Motherf***er, you wanna know|what it is? Pain, my friend...
...is when the woman you love|wants to f*** you...
...four, five times a night,|and you can't!
-Why?|-Why? Why?
l'll tell you why.|Because l'm an impotent man!
Motherf***er, that's pain!
That's f***ing pain!
When your wife wants|to f*** you four times a night...
...and you f***ing can't!
You know that some f***er|before you could.
And you know that some f***er|after you will!
Well, l couldn't|cope with that, could l?
That sense of ruination...
...that insolvency|that burns in your soul.
l couldn't f*** my wife!
Do know what|that f***ing means, mate?
Do you understand|what impotent rage really is?!
-l'm sorry.|-You have no f***ing idea, mate!
-l'm sorry.|-Oh, you're sorry?
Oh, you're sorry, are you?
You dare, you f***ing dare|ask me if there's a God?
Well, man, l feel forsaken.|l feel cheated, you c*nt!
l've lost in the big game,|and nothing else f***ing matters.
lt doesn't matter what you do.|lf you can't hack it in the sack, mate...
...if you can't hack it|in the game of love and sex...
...you are sh*t, my friend.
Because you can't do what the other|man can do to your f***ing wife, mate!
l know what you mean.
No, motherf***er,|you do not know what l mean!
You couldn't possibly know|what the f*** l mean!
l failed.
l f***ing failed, mate.
And l'm still failing|every f***ing day of my life!
Every day.
Every f***ing day.
You know....
Thought you were gonna|clock me for a minute.
l wasn't gonna hit you.|l'm projecting.
You should see my group therapy|sessions. They're f***ing psychotic.
Yeah, l'll bet.
Mate, do yourself a favor,|please, for me.
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