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seen Paddy's drunk dancing.

Uh-huh.

I have.

Oh.

Yeah? What's it like?

Enthusiastic.

(laughter)

Did you guys f***?

(laughter)

I wouldn't say "f***."

It was more like

side-by-side jerking off,

although, I do remember

almost giving you a blowj*b.

Oh, I remember you

licking the sides

but refusing

to put the tip in.

(laughter)

What can I say?

I was very disease-phobic

in those days.

It's true.

I had a lot of

self-loathing back then.

Back then?

Aw, come on.

That was a joke!

It was a joke!

Well, I'm glad you cried

on my shoulder

and I didn't put

my dick in your butt

'cause look where we are now.

(chuckles)

That's true.

Right?

Yeah.

Hey, faggots!

(cheering, laughter)

Oh, my God, I am so glad

you came in for this.

He never would have did it

without his maid of dishonor.

I wouldn't have missed

this for the world,

are you kidding?

Please.

And this is my friend, Jake.

He's my oldest

and dearest from Chicago.

I'm trying to get him

to move here, so please

play nice with others!

Hi.

Oh, Jake, I want you

to meet Dom. Dom?

Hey.

Hi.

He has saw your pic

and he really wants

to taste your chicken.

Eddie! Shh!

(laughter)

Okay...

What?

What was that?

He's cute! You've literally

had nothing for months.

Exactly.

Plus, from what Eddie says,

he has the most beautiful

penis in all of Illinois.

Ooh!

Oh, sh*t!

Come on, baby,

dance with me.

Our last time as single boys.

Come on!

A nice Midwestern girl.

What?

He's really cute!

I feel like you should

go for it!

You're as bad as Doris!

Oh, come on.

What's the harm?

In a little--

Wait, wait, wait,

I gotta pee, I gotta pee.

Okay.

Hey, I wanna see you guys

on the dance floor later.

Both of you!

Tequila! Tequila?

Yeah!

Tequila?

I wanna dance

on the bar!

Hey.

Last time I was here,

I was in a leather vest.

Hey, hey

Oh, I remember.

Hey, hey

That seems like

a long time ago.

Yeah, it... it does.

Hey, hey

I'm glad you left,

you know?

Whoo!

What?

Well, you know

what I mean.

It...

Whoo!

It took

a lot of guts, and...

it seems to have

done you a lot of good.

You think?

Whoo!

Sometimes you gotta

leave things behind

so you can move forward.

Hey, hey

I got you a tequila.

Whoo!

Oh, good! Thank you!

Well, you haven't

tasted it yet.

It's the cheap stuff.

(chuckles)

Cheers.

Cheers!

I'm Miss American Dream

since I was 17

Since I was 17

Oh, that is the cheap stuff!

Get your ass

on the dance floor!

How can I resist

the call of Britney?

(laughs)

You coming?

Uh, I think I need

another drink first,

but looking forward

to seeing your moves!

You want a piece of me

You all right seeing him?

I can't hear you!

Another day another drama

Richie!

Guess I can't see the harm

It's fine!

Let's just dance!

Okay!

It's Britney, b*tch!

It's Britney, b*tch!

And you want a piece of me

I'm Mrs. Lifestyles

of the Rich and Famous

You want a piece of me

I'm Mrs. Oh My God

That Britney's Shameless

You want a piece of me

I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra!

This Just In

You want a piece of me

I'm Mrs. She's Too Big

Now She's Too Thin

You want a piece of me

I'm Mrs. Lifestyles

of the Rich and Famous

You want a piece of me

I'm Mrs. Oh My God

That Britney's Shameless

You want a piece of me

I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra!

This Just In

You want a piece of me

I'm Mrs. She's Too Big

Now She's Too Thin

You want a piece of me

Holy f***!

That is--

Wow, you're

really good at that.

I've been training.

I think I want

you to f*** me.

Hm?

We don't have to

if you don't want to.

Don't you wanna f*** me?

Yeah.

Well, then do it.

All right?

Okay.

Oh, f***,

you feel so good.

Oh, yeah. Uh, can you--

Hey, yeah, can you put

the brakes on a minute?

Yeah, sorry.

Is it hurting?

Don't flatter yourself.

Oh.

No, I just

don't wanna cum too...

Okay, it's way

too late for that.

Oh, sh*t.

Just go faster.

Okay.

Faster.

(groans)

Yes...

Oh, f***ing--

f***ing hell.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, sh*t.

Oh, sh*t.

(groans)

Oh, Jesus Christ, f*** me.

(groans)

Harder, harder, harder.

Oh, f***!

F***, I'm gonna cum.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

F***.

Oh, yeah.

Oh... oh, f***.

Oh, f***.

(groans)

(both groan)

So how do you like it

at Zynga?

Uh, you get free

Reese's Pieces,

so what's not to love?

Oh, that's how

they get you,

all that sugar.

But you gotta watch out.

You don't want to get stuck

in their flytraps.

Is that why you left MDG?

Something like that.

Oh, come on,

spill the beans.

Okay, fine. I was in

a relationship with my boss.

But after we broke up,

going into the office

was like that movie "Saw"

except without the cute guy

chained to the wall.

(beeping)

It wasn't

Kevin Matheson, was it?

What?

Oh, my God,

it was, wasn't it?

Why do say that?

I just-- I know he works

there and he's gay.

Ugh, that's why I hate

this f***ing city.

It's so small.

Please don't tell me that

you had sex with him?

No, no,

but I... I would.

Oh, God, those ears.

I would tug on those babies.

But I... I did

interview with him

though,

back in January.

Oh, my God.

for my job.

Anyway, I didn't get it.

I, uh, I heard he hired

some 19-year-old

muscle queen from LA.

(chuckles)

Of course he did.

Uh, I take it

you two don't talk.

You and Kevin.

Talk? No.

But he, uh, he PayPals me

every now and again

for this game

we designed together.

Ah. Cha-ching.

Oh, I wish.

I would so happily

give up those $90

just so I don't see

his name in my inbox.

So why don't you?

You have to bury

your dead real good,

you know, so they don't

come back and haunt you.

Who made you

so f***ing wise?

What? I'm 22.

I've had my fair

share of boyfriends.

Really? At 22?

You must have started

pretty young.

Uh, 16.

You had a boyfriend

when you were 16 years old?

Yeah.

He's quite butch,

isn't he? Kevin.

He's not so butch

when he's got his legs

in the air.

Is he a hungry bottom?

Super hungry.

Oh, f*** yeah!

That's awesome.

So is he why

you left San Francisco?

Kevin? No. He's not getting

full credit for that.

Then why did you leave?

A lot of different reasons.

To be honest, I...

sort of made a mess

of this other relationship

with someone else

I was with.

Hm, I'm sensing a theme.

Yeah, exactly.

And after Kevin,

I sort of realized

what an idiot I'd been,

but it was too late then.

That ship had sailed.

I'm sorry.

No, don't be.

It was actually

the best thing

for both of us.

And the truth is, even

if that ship hadn't sailed,

I probably would have

found a way to sink it

before it left

the harbor anyway.

So off you went.

Yes.

So then I just--

I went to Denver

and I swore myself off

relationships completely

in the process,

which was probably

better for everyone

in the long run.

But...

it was also...

about just being tired

of my life not moving

forward, you know?

Or at least not moving

in the right direction.

Going away was about

pressing the reset button

and starting over.

Do you know what I mean?

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