Looney Tunes: Rabbits Run

What's our, I say,

what's our status, boy?

Oh, it's Cecil, the turtle.

There wasn't enough room on

the name tag for "the turtle",

so it just says "Cecil",

but I am a turtle.

I don't care if you're

the Loch Ness Monster.

What? You should care.

Are they

in position or not, son?

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Now they are.

There she is.

The elusive Flora Occulta.

Blooms once every 200 years

and today's, I say,

today's our lucky day.

Commence Operation Flower Grab.

Commence Operation Flower Grab.

Operation Flower Grab.

Who came up with that name?

That was me!

You're fired.

Huh? (GROANS)

(ALL TYPING RAPIDLY)

Oh, what happened?

I'll tell you what happened.

Someone just got to the world's

most powerful weapon before we did.

I say someone just got to the

world's most powerful weapon...

Okay, we heard you

the first time.

(HORNS HONKING)

Um, excuse me.

Oh, sorry, didn't see you there.

I was just taking

my lunch break.

Actually, that's not true. I was

sleeping under the counter.

But that's only because my boss

doesn't give me a sleep break,

which I think is weird.

I'm sorry,

did you need something?

I'd like to buy this perfume.

Ew, really?

- You want to buy this?

- Why?

Is it bad?

No, it's not bad.

It's, it's just...

(SNIFFING)

Well, it's fine. I mean,

sure it's got some jasmine,

a hint of vanilla,

maybe a little sandalwood,

but does this move you?

What do you mean?

A scent needs to transport you.

It needs to caress you,

evoke memories,

make you feel

like you're not alone.

A scent should envelope you,

take care of you, love you.

Does this scent do that for you?

I need to call my therapist.

- Come again!

- (SOBBING)

What on earth

do you think you're doing?

Your job is to sell perfume.

Uh, this isn't perfume.

Oh, here we go.

It isn't!

You don't think

any perfume is good enough.

Mine will be.

Don't tell me you're still

clinging to the idea

that you're going to create the most

beautiful fragrance in the world,

take it to Paris and sell it

to the House of Mouffette.

Uh, that's exactly

what I'm going to do.

Lola, the House of Mouffette is the

preeminent perfumery in the industry.

They're not interested

in a little shop girl

who makes perfume

in her bath tub.

Uh, I make 'em in my sink, okay?

The bath tub is where

I keep my sweaters.

I've a very teeny apartment.

I keep my shoes in my stove.

My freezer's full of sunglasses.

I don't care. Just like the

House of Mouffette

is never gonna care

about your perfume.

It doesn't matter that Giovanni

doesn't believe in me.

All that matters is

that I believe in me.

Is that right? Or is it,

"I believe in myself"?

Is it, "I believe in I-self"?

No, that's definitely wrong.

I'm going to stick with,

"I believe in me".

The world can be

such a stinky place

With the stench of humanity

in your face

I'm gonna clear the room

of gloom and doom

When I create my own perfume

I got a smell in my mind

I'm going to let it loose

on the world

I know that my fragrance

will make a real difference

'Cause a scent is

worth a thousand words

I'll break open a bunch

of candy bars

And harvest out the nougat

Then I'll take the odor

from a four leaf clover

And mix them all into it

Sandalwood sure smells good

When you blend it

with apple pie

A hint of some geranium

This toilette is

oh, so fine

Like a butterfly

if butterflies smelled

Like puppies and forgiveness

and a wishing well

I got a smell in my mind

I'm going to let it loose

on the world

I know that my fragrance

will make a real difference

'Cause a scent is

worth a thousand words

I got an itch

to find a witch

And harness

all of her powers

We'll fly on her broom

to the top of the moon

And we'll lasso

all the flowers

I think there are flowers

on the moon

I mean, I'm not 100% sure,

but I'm like 90% sure.

Okay, maybe 80%.

I'll take my fragrance

to the United Nations

All the leaders of the world

will be in the room

Then I will spritz

my fabulous signature smell

Into the air

conditioning vents

And they'll forget for a sec

why they don't get along

And they'll find peace

through my perfume

I mean, let's be real, I don't

get how diplomacy works,

but I think this could work.

I've got a smell in my mind

I'm going to let it loose

on the world

I know that my fragrance

will make a real difference

'Cause a scent is worth

1000 words

You're fired!

Okay, fired.

- (HORN HONKING)

- (TIRES SCREECHING)

Wooh, didn't see that coming.

(HORN HONKING)

But it's okay.

That's, that's in the past and it's

just going to make it that much sweeter

when my dream

really does come true.

Wait a second,

that's in the future.

Okay, I got... I got to stay

in the present, Lola.

There's tons to be grateful

for here in the present.

Like what? I can't think of

anything to be grateful for.

Feel like my world is collapsing.

I can't breathe.

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

Okay, okay. Got to think of one

little thing to be grateful for.

I know.

It's a beautiful sunny day.

(THUNDER CRACKING)

Really?

Hey!

Hey!

(SCREAMS)

(GROWLING)

(WHISTLES)

(GRUNTS)

What's up, Doc?

Huh? Oh, no, I'm not a doctor.

I'm a perfume salesperson.

Well, I used to be.

- I just got fired.

- Sorry to hear that.

- Where to?

- Uh, home, please.

- Address? -You know what, it will

be easier if I just direct you.

Just, uh, head downtown.

Okay, now a sharp right.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Good.

All righty, you just turn left

into this alley.

- Really? -Yeah, just

gun it through here.

Okay, give me a second.

I just, uh,

want to get a lay of the land.

Okay, we're good.

- (GUNFIRE)

- (WOMAN SCREAMING)

Now, you're gonna

want to make a U-turn.

Are you sure you know

where you're goin'?

Uh, I think I know

how to get home.

(SCOFFS) I go there every day.

LOLA:
Okay, go

right over here.

Sorry, you're gonna want to

turn around.

Sorry. Left, left, left.

One more right...

Ooh, I don't know this area.

Um, could you just do

a quick U-turn.

And we're here.

(FOG HORN BLOWING)

BUGS BUNNY:

Which boat is yours?

Wait a second!

This is where I used to live.

Lola, you're not a barge

captain anymore.

You were a barge captain?

Yeah, for seven years.

Or is that a dream I had?

Anyway, you probably need to make

another one of those U-turns

'cause I live really far

from here.

- (GROWLS)

- (ENGINE STARTING)

14th street between 6th and 7th.

And that's all I'm going to say.

You're the cab driver, I'm

going to let you do your job.

You are not going to hear

another peep outta me.

Not going to say

another single word.

Oh, what's that picture?

That's where I used to live.

In fact, we're actually

right next to it.

There you go.

That's where it was,

until the city decided that one thing

it needed was another high-rise.

Wow, I can tell

this is really...

Really very hard,

very emotional.

So, I'm not going to ask you

any more questions.

What made you decide to become

a cab driver?

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