Looney Tunes: Rabbits Run Page #2

Are you kidding? It's great.

I'm my own boss. I choose

who I pick up, who I don't.

Sometimes I make

the wrong choice.

Doesn't it get lonely,

driving around with a bunch

of strangers?

I like it that way.

It's like being invisible

in a city full of millions.

- (TIRES SQUEALING)

- Whoa!

That'll be $24.97.

I didn't charge you

for your little short cut.

Oh, my gosh,

that is so nice of you.

- Oh! Oh, no!

- What?

I must have left

my purse at work.

Don't worry, I have money upstairs.

I have a cash jar

that I keep in the microwave.

It's a really small apartment.

B-R-B, promise.

You better, the meter's running.

What?

Where's my cash jar?

Ah, that's right,

I kept accidentally cooking it,

so I moved it to my hat drawer.

- Que pasa?

- Ah, oh.

Seriously?

Lola, I've been your landlord

for five years.

When you gonna stop screaming

every time you see me?

Sorry, I just never

get used to it.

I got something for you.

Speedy, I'm so touched.

Well, I know how much you like flowers

and smells and all that stuff,

so I was in Mexico

and I thought I'd pick it up.

When were you in Mexico?

Oh, about a half hour ago.

It's beautiful.

Legend says it only blooms

once every 200 years

high atop the Sierra Guadalupe.

- It bloomed today.

- (SNIFFING)

That smell, it's so inspiring.

It's, it's perfect.

Oh, don't mind me,

I'll let myself out.

Don't offer me a glass of

water or anything.

It's not like I ran 2,500 miles

carrying an object three times my size.

No big deal.

Remember, rent is due tomorrow.

You're not listening.

I'll be back saying,

"Where's your rent check?"

And you'll say, "I forgot.

Sorry, here it is."

We do it every time. Whatever.

Remember, rent is due tomorrow.

(BEEPING)

Well, I can afford to wait,

but I'm not sure she can.

(DRILLING)

Is it a drone?

If it is, it's faster than any

drone we've got.

We can't, I say,

we can't lose that flower.

We've mapped the trajectory

and know where it ended up.

Russia? China?

New York City.

1000 West 14th Street,

apartment 12 to be exact.

We've got her.

Her?

Get me Fudd.

Here's Fudd.

I thought I fired you.

You can't fire an intern.

Hello, I say, hello, Fudd.

Now just listen up

a minute, son.

I say, I got...

I got a little problem here.

There's been a development.

I don't have the flower,

but I know who does.

(SNORING)

(SNIFFING)

Hmm, that clove's coming on

a little strong.

A little clove goes a long way.

All right, let's see here.

Maybe just a smidge of geranium.

(INHALES DEEPLY)

Ooh, Mummy, that's nice.

I have the wabbit in my sights.

GENERAL:
(ON PHONE)

What about the flower?

Still there.

GENERAL:
Okay, son, stick with

her like a tick on a coonhound.

- What?

- Just watch her.

Okay, I've got the base

where I want it.

And now the secret weapon.

Here goes nothing.

(INHALES DEEPLY)

O-M-G!

O-M-G!

I did it!

I created my fragrance!

She did it!

She created invisibility.

Well, what are you, I say, what

are you talking to me for, son?

Get in there!

It smells so good!

Ooh! I can't believe it.

Everyone's going to want this.

Oh! Ow! Right in the eye.

Ooh, that really stung.

I'll have to put

a warning on the bottle.

Close eyes before spraying.

(GASPS) Ooh, I wonder what the

bottle's going to look like.

I wonder what

I'm going to call it.

Ooh, this perfume's

gonna be huge!

- (KNOCKING AT DOOR)

- Who could that be?

(GASPS) That poor cab driver.

Sorry, I'm coming.

Got a little side-tracked,

creating the world's most

beautiful fragrance.

(SCREAMS)

(BOTH ROARING)

Whoa!

(GRUNTS)

Drive!

Uh, I drive

when I decide to drive.

I just decided to drive.

Huh? (GRUMBLING)

You want to tell me

what the heck is going on?

Oh, you want to know what's going on?

I'll tell you what's going on.

I'll tell you

exactly what's going on.

Can it be sometime today?

The cosmetics industry

is made up of sharks.

Well, not actual sharks.

That would be weird.

Be kind of amazing though 'cause

sharks never stop swimming.

So that means they would never

stop making cosmetics.

What does this have to do

with us being shot at?

Ten minutes ago, I created the

world's most beautiful fragrance.

I know that sounds braggy,

but it's a fact.

I know perfume.

And I also know that this

bottle is worth millions,

maybe billions.

And everyone who's anyone in the

beauty industry is going to want it!

I bet they were spying on me through binoculars

from the apartment across the street.

No one was spying on you

through binoculars.

I've been working on creating

this fragrance for years.

Surely, I'm on everyone's radar

in the cosmetics industry.

I'm probably

being bugged right now.

Oh, no, I'm the one

being bugged.

Okay, you know what,

drive to Paris.

Uh, you can't drive to Paris.

You have to fly.

Then take me to the airport.

I'm not taking you anywhere!

Please! I have to get this

to the House of Mouffette

before someone

steals it from me.

Well, I'm afraid you're going to have

to get there with someone else's help.

Oh, is this about the money

I owe you?

What was it, 20 bucks? You're not

going to help me for 20 bucks?

Not that I'm counting,

but, uh...

(BEEPS)

(GULPS)

Good thing I'm gonna be rich.

Look, I promise I'll pay you.

(GASPS) There's a bank right there.

We can do it right now.

Trust me, this isn't

about the money.

I insist.

My mother taught me,

"Always repay your debts".

Or was it, "Always brush

your hair before bed"?

No, 'cause these are my ears.

It was "Always

repay your debts".

(YELLS)

We can assume

they're working together.

They have the same last name.

So they're probably

a husband-and-wife crime team.

Or brother-sister.

I'm just saying.

Well, whoever they are,

they're about to be famous.

REPORTER:
(ON TELEVISION) The suspects

are at large and considered dangerous.

The State Department is

offering a reward of $500,000

for any information

leading to their capture.

"Give me all your money and no one

gets blasted to smithereens."

Smithereens?

She ain't going to know what that is.

These are city folk.

Hmm, maybe "bits".

"Blasted to bits."

That's got a ring to it.

Course it's a squirt gun.

Come on, Sam,

don't doubt yourself!

Blasted to bits, it is!

Is that right?

That don't look right.

Next customer.

Hold your horses, girlie!

Uh, that don't look

right either.

I'm running out of room here.

Uh, sir?

Dad-gummit! You can't

rush a bank robbery!

(ALL GASP)

Uh, I mean, uh...

Do you want it in 50s or 20s?

Or a bunch of 10s?

I love a 10.

Maybe you're more of

a coin guy though?

Bunch of coins

jingling in your pocket?

- I don't care, whatever.

- TELLER:
Next customer.

Uh...

Uh, I need to get some...

Okay.

- We got to get out of here.

- Huh? Huh?

Huh?

Ooh!

Huh?

(LAUGHS EVILLY)

What about your money?

- Get in the cab! -YOSEMITE SAM:

You're not a-going anywhere!

Now, get in the truck!

I thought you just said,

"We're not a-going anywhere."

What?

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