Looney Tunes: Rabbits Run Page #3

You said, (IMITATES YOSEMITE SAM)

"You're not a-going anywhere!"

So, do you want us to go

anywhere or not to go anywhere?

Oh! Then I mean, go anywhere!

And by anywhere,

I mean my truck.

My Lord, I've known you all

of two seconds

and it feels like you've been

bugging me my whole life.

Imagine how I feel.

Is that you on those mud flaps?

It was a side business.

I took a bath on those things.

- You want a set?

- I'm good.

Get in!

MAN:
(ON RADIO) What is the

nature of your emergency?

I gots the two most wanted rabbits in

the country and I wants my 500 grand.

What's your location?

Times Square,

right in front of the bank

I was going to rob.

Forget that last part.

(SIREN WAILING DISTANTLY)

That's an impressive

response time.

(GUNS COCKING)

Hand over the wabbits.

Hand over the money.

You'll get your reward when we

have the suspects in custody.

Suspects?

What are we suspected of?

We're not a "we".

I don't know what you're involved

in, but I haven't done anything.

Nice try, government man.

I wants my money first.

You don't know

what you're dealing with.

You'll get your reward.

I promise.

Oh, like the IRS promised

not to garnish my wages?

They a-garnished 'em.

Now give me my 500 Gs.

Forget about the money.

What she's got is the most

valuable thing on the planet.

Oh, that's very flattering.

Most valuable thing

on the planet?

Then the price just went up.

I wants a zillion dollars.

And I wants it now

or I'm a-going to shoot.

BOTH:
What!

It's just a water pistol.

But I'm a-feeling boxed in.

And when I'm boxed in,

I gots to shoot my way out.

Yee-haw!

Yee-haw!

Hmm, guns really do have a way

of escalating the situation.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Hello.

It's me, you seem to have left

your purse here when I fired you.

Oh, thank goodness.

Giovanni, listen to me.

I did it.

(STAMMERS) I created

my perfume and it is perfect.

I'm trying to get it to Paris

but everyone's after me.

I mean, I always knew the

cosmetics industry was cutthroat,

but I thought that was

just an expression.

Whoever it is, they're willing

to kill me for it.

Lola, no one's trying to kill

you for your fragrance.

Oh, really?

(GUNSHOTS)

Call the House of Mouffette.

Tell them Lola Bunny has their next

big fragrance and she is on her way.

(SCREAMING)

(DIAL TONE)

Is this the House of Mouffette?

I'm calling to let you know that your

next big fragrance is on its way.

Who created it?

That would be me.

Giovanni Jones.

Now I just need to find Lola.

Come on!

You sure you don't have

to make another phone call?

Whoa!

(BOTH GRUNTING)

What, are you crazy?

Uh, trust me, okay?

I know my way around the New

York City sewage system.

I know I'm going to regret

asking this, but why?

Okay, well, about a year ago,

I read on the Internet, 10 surprising

foods that will supercharge your day,

and one of them was hot dogs.

So, every day on my way to work,

I would stop at the same hot

dog vendor and get a hot dog.

But then one day I read on the

Internet, 10 unsurprising foods

no one should be eating

and hot dogs were number one.

Well, obviously, I couldn't

keep eating hot dogs,

but I still had to walk past the

hot dog vendor to get to work.

I just couldn't face him.

His sad little

hot-dog-vendor face.

But that was the only way to

get to work or so I thought.

So you took the sewer to work?

Mmm-hmm. No fuss, no muss.

Well, actually a lot of muss,

tons of muss.

Okay, we're going to have to get

down on our bellies for this part.

(CHUCKLES) No, no, no.

I'm not going anywhere until you

tell me what's really going on.

I told you.

They want my perfume.

It's going to be the most

popular fragrance in the world.

It will be everywhere.

And that's all that matters.

I don't even care about the money.

You can have it.

I told you,

I don't want your money.

Are you sure? You'd be

able to buy that building

and tear it down and go back

to living in that little hole

and being alone

for the rest of your life.

Isn't that what you want?

- Yes, but...

- Then, come on!

- Lola, listen to me.

- Whoops!

Lola, those were

the Feds back there!

The Feds don't want

your perfume.

You're obviously mixed up in

something that you don't understand.

But whatever it is, it's big.

Bugs, I told you, the cosmetics

industry is a billion-dollar industry.

(GROANS)

How am I going to get

that perfume?

She could be anywhere.

BUGS BUNNY:
I promise you, this has nothing

to do with the cosmetics industry.

No one, and I mean no one is trying to

steal your perfume and take it to Paris.

I'm off to Paris.

My perfume!

Gi... Giovanni's

got my perfume!

We've got to stop him.

- (INAUDIBLE)

- (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

No way, I'm done.

Look, you're on your own.

(STUTTERS) Hey,

come on, come on.

(STUTTERS) Green means go.

(HONKS)

Oh. (CHUCKLES)

I'd rather take my chances with the FBI

than follow you from one mess to another.

Well, I have to get

my perfume back.

That is one nutty rabbit.

(HORN HONKING)

Whoa!

You're not

going to go after her.

Oh, brother.

Taxi!

Follow that van.

Whoa, man,

I don't give people rides.

What are you talking about?

This is a taxi.

Yeah, but it's for my

transportation needs only.

- How do you make money?

- My salary.

Taxi drivers

don't make a salary.

You only make money

by giving people rides.

Oh, that's why I'm broke.

All right, where to?

Follow that van.

(HORNS HONKING)

So, where are you from?

Are you crazy?

Legally, no. There's not

a word for my condition.

Coming up on your left, you'll

notice the famed Statue of Liberty.

That's the

Empire State Building.

Well, it has many nicknames.

Then right up here on our right,

you're going to get a glimpse

of the majestic

St. Louis Arches.

There's just the one

and it's in St. Louis.

See, this is why

I don't give rides.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

That'll be $7,000.

What? You never even turned

the meter on!

I don't know how to work that.

I do it all in my head.

Wait here.

- (CAR DOOR OPENS)

- Where are you going?

To see if they have a bathroom. I'm

on this crazy Internet hot dog diet.

(GROANS) I'm just

a little burbly.

She says she doesn't have it.

She says someone named Giovanni has

it and he's on his way to Paris.

(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

- Eliminate her?

- LOLA:
Hmm?

Oh, well I didn't know we'd be eliminating

people, but, uh, that's fine.

Okay, I understand,

but maybe I should be paid a

little more than we agreed on

because eliminating people is definitely a

very illegal activity and I'm not very...

(CONTINUES

SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

Oh, okay. Okay, so my life would be in

jeopardy and you'll have me eliminated.

I understand.

Well, in that case,

I think we can stick

with the original deal.

- (DIAL TONE)

- Hello, hello?

Hmm, didn't even say goodbye.

All right, eliminate her.

(BUZZER BUZZES)

- (ALARM SOUNDING)

- (MUFFLED SCREAMING)

I'm just curious, um...

How much are you guys

getting paid for this?

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