Looney Tunes: Rabbits Run Page #4

Oh, you don't want to tell me,

I just...

I just want to make sure we're

all getting the same amount.

Fine, don't tell me,

but all I know is I'm

not getting paid enough

to watch someone get

smelted in the smelter.

Now let's get ourselves to

Paris and find this Giovanni.

- Over there.

- A bathroom?

BUGS BUNNY:
Shut off

the machine!

Hmm.

How's that?

(LOLA SCREAMING)

That's not it.

(KEYS BEEPING)

How about now?

(WHIRRING)

(SCREAMS)

Nope.

How's this?

Not great.

Oh, I bet it's this one.

Doesn't one of them say

"On/Off"?

- Yeah! -Well, could

you press that one?

(SLURPING)

Ah!

(SCREAMING)

Oh, Bugs,

I just knew you'd save me.

Maybe not as much as I knew

I was going to get smelted,

but I pretty much kinda sort of really

was hoping you were going to save me.

And you did.

You mean, we...

Daffy Duck.

Sorry about the wet hand,

just washed 'em.

Found the bathroom.

Surprisingly nice.

Come on, we have to get to the airport

and find Giovanni before they do.

An airport run?

This guy already owes me $7,000.

YOSEMITE SAM:
Now wait a

doggone second.

You're telling me that not

only do I get no reward,

I'm a-getting charged

with attempted bank robbery?

Be quiet!

Uh, yes, General. I'm afraid

we lost the wabbits.

First off, why is attempted

bank robbery illegal?

If I'd a-just attempted it,

it means I didn't get it done.

Do you see me sitting on piles

of money from the bank I robbed?

No! Because I didn't rob it.

I was just attempting it.

And you're the only reason

them rabbits got away.

I'm well aware this is a

matter of national security.

(GROANS)

- Hey, government man.

- Yes, sir.

- We're looking everywhere, sir.

- Baldy!

Coming up on your left, you'll

notice the Washington monument.

That's in Washington.

(SIGHS)

Is that that little hillbilly

leprechaun that tried to kidnap us?

Huh?

Step on it!

Okey-dokey, but it's gonna

cost you extra.

What about the airport?

Right now

we got bigger fish to fry.

Uh, speaking of fish...

Uh, if you look to your right, you'll

see the famed Fisherman's Wharf.

There's Old Faithful.

(SLURPING)

Hmm, look at that,

the Space Needle.

- DAFFY DUCK:
Well, look at that.

- (PLAYING TENSE MUSIC)

(CHUCKLES) Remember the Alamo.

(GASPS)

(ALL EXCLAIM)

(LOLA GASPS)

Huh?

(CHUCKLES)

It's easier this way.

- (LOUD BANG)

- Nope. Harder.

(SIRENS WAILING)

Come on, we can

lose them in here.

Oh, great idea.

Why are you coming?

Well, it's not every day a person

gets to see the Grand Canyon.

This is Central Park.

I thought that was in Michigan.

- (SIREN WAILING)

- Bugs!

This way.

(DAFFY DUCK LAUGHING)

(MONKEY SHRIEKS)

(LAUGHING)

(MONKEYS EXCLAIMING)

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

Climb in.

Aw, so romantic.

I didn't know you

thought of me in that way.

I mean I'm not going to lie,

there's obviously

some chemistry here

and you are easy on the eyes.

Sorry, Doc, but we got to get

to the airport.

Oh, right, yeah, airport.

- (WHIP CRACKING)

- (HORSE NEIGHING)

(DUCKS QUACKING)

Let me ask you something.

These ducks,

they just live here, rent free?

Meals, everything taken care of?

Hmm-hmm.

Interesting.

(SIREN WAILING)

Unbelievable.

Never got my one phone call.

Who would I call?

I don't have anyone to call.

But that's not the point.

Point is, you get a phone call.

(HORSE NEIGHING)

Well, well, well.

Finally, these little dolls

hands is good for something.

(HORSE NEIGHS)

(LOLA CLEARING THROAT)

BUGS BUNNY:
Are you kidding?

Oh, brother.

(NEIGHS)

There he is!

One ticket to Paris, please.

- Come on. -What do you

think you're doing?

Duh, we have to get

on that flight to Paris!

Paris, eh?

We're wanted criminals.

We try and buy a ticket,

they'll arrest us.

Well, then what are

we supposed to do?

Hmm.

I think I've got an idea.

YOSEMITE SAM:

One ticket to Paris.

Down here.

Oh, I'm sorry.

That will be $2,165.38.

I don't want to buy the plane,

I just want a ride on it.

Darn, I regret

not robbing that bank.

(CLEARING THROAT)

(GRUNTS)

How am I going to get

on that plane

without a ticket?

(DOG BARKING)

Ugh, that's the last time

I take the Van Wyck.

Okay, you two get us

tickets to Paris,

I'm going to pop into

the duty-free shop.

What? I need some

bronzing powder.

- (HUMMING A TUNE)

- (DOG BARKING)

Whoa!

Can someone tip me over, please?

Anyone?

Someone? Anyone?

I know you can see me. Hello!

BUGS BUNNY:
(OVER INTERCOM) Welcome

to Flight 418, nonstop to Paris.

Our flight time is approximately

seven hours and 16 minutes.

Dinner will be served shortly.

So sit back, relax

and enjoy your flight.

Okay, you know there are

male flight attendants.

Yeah, but I like the height

the heels give me.

How are we going

to get the perfume?

At some point he's got

to go to the bathroom.

We'll get it then.

Well, what if he never

uses the bathroom?

It's a seven hour flight.

Maybe we need

a little insurance.

Here you go,

one jumbo oat bran muffin

with a side of dried prunes.

A couple of boxes of raisins,

some assorted melon,

seven or eight fiber wafers

and a large cup of black coffee.

Can I get you anything else?

Uh, I thought

I ordered the chicken.

We're all out of the chicken.

I predict a bathroom break

in five,

four,

three,

two,

- a one.

- (STOMACH GROWLING)

Ah, he took the perfume.

Relax, we'll think of something.

Excuse me,

is the bathroom occupied?

Oh, the one in the back

is definitely occupied.

- (WHINING)

- Oh, no, help yourself.

Bugs, that's the turtle,

the one that tried to smelt me!

We got to get that perfume

from Giovanni before he does.

Thank you.

I shouldn't,

but do you have

any more peanuts?

(HUMMING)

(SIGHS)

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

(SCREAMING)

Ah, it's just so frustrating.

It's right there.

Ah, I've got it.

I'll take this fork

and jab it into his thigh

while you take that scalding

coffee and just,

just pour it right in his face!

(GRUNTING)

What, you want to do the fork?

Just sit down.

Excuse me, sir,

but we're about to experience

some turbulence ahead,

so I'm going to need to collect

any loose items you might have.

Okay, and what about

your pockets?

What!

Oh, I'm going to need you

to empty your pockets,

so nothing jabs you

with all the turbulence.

It's an FAA regulation.

You'll get it back.

Buckle up.

You got it?

- I got it.

- Oh!

I also got a ton of duty-free

stuff from that turtle.

Oh, that's some

really good bronzer.

(PASSENGERS SNORING)

- Excuse me, ladies.

- (BOTH GASP)

Shouldn't you two be awake?

Yeah, but shouldn't you be

flying the plane?

Look, I don't want to alarm you,

but we just got word

that Interpol

will be meeting us

at the runway when we land.

And no one is to deplane

until they come aboard.

Apparently we have two wanted

fugitives on our flight.

(BOTH GASP)

- Any questions?

- I have one.

Who do you think built

Stonehenge? I think aliens.

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

We don't have any questions.

Hmph.

We got to hide. Follow me.

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