Looney Tunes: Rabbits Run Page #5

We'll stay down here

and sneak out with the bags.

You ain't a-gonna

sneak nowhere.

You're going to give me that

thing everyone's after you for,

but I don't know what it is.

You want this?

Well, guess what, little man,

you're gonna have

to fight me for it.

- I ain't afraid to hit a girl.

- Neither am I.

Oh!

(BUZZING)

(GROANING)

Yee-haw!

(GROANING)

(YELPS)

(LAUGHING)

No!

No!

No!

Gotcha! Oh, that was close.

Thought I was in real trouble

there, for a second.

(SCREAMING)

Grab on to me!

What are you doing?

Bugs, those are

other people's things.

Maybe cab drivers don't make

a lot of money

but that doesn't mean you can

steal other people's clothes.

You don't even wear pants.

LOLA:
Oh!

Incredible!

Oh, come on.

I was just going on instinct.

Anyone would have done

the same thing.

Well, not you, this blouse.

So, how do I look?

Excuse me, but have you seen

those two flight attendants?

Keep it moving.

But they have something of mine.

Well, that's the last of them.

No sign of the suspects.

That's impossible.

Search it again.

I'm just saying,

it would have been nice

if you had parachuted us

to a resort or a hotel.

I mean there's tons of them

in France.

- Quiet!

- What?

I don't think we're alone.

O-M-G! We're saved!

We're surrounded by sharks!

Those are dolphins.

And fortunately for us,

I speak dolphin.

(IMITATING A DOLPHIN)

I just told them to go get help.

Get a nice yacht,

a big one with a Jacuzzi.

(GROWLS)

Man, these are

some dumb dolphins.

You're crazy, you know that.

I should've never

picked you up that day.

I was perfectly content

living my life all on my own

and now I'm going to be eaten by a

fish with a lunatic by my side!

(HORN BLOWING)

Told you. Thanks, dolphins.

Sorry for calling you dumb.

Oh, I mean...

(IMITATING A DOLPHIN)

(GROWLS)

(DIALING PHONE NUMBER)

Uh, yeah, yeah, yes,

this is Giovanni Jones.

I have an appointment to see Mr.

Mouffette, this afternoon.

But there's been

a slight complication

and, uh, I might need

a little more time.

Hang up.

I believe you have

something we want.

TOSH:
How positively

fortuitous!

Here you are

trying to get to Paris.

And we're on our way to Paris.

(BOTH GIGGLING)

Now, enough chit chat.

I want to see that perfume

we've been hearing

so much about.

Now don't judge it

by the bottle. It's all I had.

But I just know

that Mr. Mouffette

will have a million

wonderful ideas.

I mean, I don't even

have a name yet.

What about "Lola"?

It has a certain ring to it.

Oh, no.

I couldn't name it after myself.

Well, why ever not?

You created it.

It's your fragrance.

Come on, give us a spritz.

Ah! My heavens!

My heavens, is right.

Oh, this scent is

out of this world.

And so are you.

- What?

- You've disappeared!

That's why everyone wants this.

You invented invisibility!

(SIGHS)

t this means?

Yes, it means

my perfume is a disaster.

What are you talking about?

A fragrance is supposed

to make you stand out,

not disappear.

Forget the fragrance.

You've invented

the most powerful thing,

maybe in the history

of the world.

I am ever so sorry and I hate

to be a bother,

but there is still that

little matter of...

(CLEARING THROAT) My friend

having vanished!

What on earth

is everyone talking about?

- Where are you, Tosh?

- I'm right here.

- Where?

- (TOSH SCREAMING)

BUGS BUNNY:
And now we know

water washes it off.

- Whatever has gotten into you?

- You were invisible.

Oh, here we go again.

This is precisely what our

therapist was talking about.

I'm always invisible to you.

I beg your pardon, no.

Remember Keith said,

"No one is always anything."

Oh, fine. I am usually

invisible to you.

Why, because I ignored

your advice about my mother?

Cut the cord, Mac.

I told you, I'm going

to stop sending her money.

Yes, but you say that

every month.

I have to do it on my terms

and on my timetable.

Cut the cord, Mac.

MAC:
I am working with Keith

on this.

TOSH:
You lie to my face. MAC:

What're you talking about?

TOSH:
You said you've not been in

contact and you've been in contact!

How do you know that? (GASPS)

Have you looked at my phone?

Oh, don't you turn this

around on me.

The woman said she hated me.

- Hated!

- Those are just words!

Words are weapons, Mac.

Cut the cord.

- What's up, Doc?

- Hmm?

I told you I'm not a doctor.

I don't know what I am anymore.

Well, you're about to become the

most famous person in the world.

Think of all the possibilities

this offers.

Whenever you want

you can go totally unnoticed.

It's the ultimate

in being left alone.

Invisibility is

a dream come true.

Maybe that's your dream.

It's not mine.

Maybe it's time

you had a new dream.

Look at that.

The most romantic city

in the world.

And thanks to your invention,

it can all be yours.

One night. What do you say?

I don't have anything to wear.

You do realize

we'll be invisible.

Ooh! Are you thing

what I'm thinking?

- BOTH:
Makeover!

- (GIGGLING)

There's nothing quite as sweet

as a woman's inner beauty

A sparkle from within

is a lady's call of duty

Your brains, your class,

your winning smile

These things

cannot be bought

But how to wear a killer

dress can certainly be taught

"F"

Can you feel it?

- "A"

- All right now

- "B"

- Bust it out

- "U"

- You know it

- "L"

- You love it

- "O"

- Oh, my

- "U"

- You following this?

- "S"

- I said

I'm so fabulous

You're so fabulous

We're so fabulous

We're so fabulous

Girl

Girl, you're fabulous

No time to waste,

it's getting late

You've got to look your best

A flawless look

from head to toe

To stand out from the rest

A gathered waist,

a mermaid hem

A bustier to die

But girl, you know

there's no such thing

As over-accessorize

- "F"

- Oh, boy.

Can you feel it?

- "A"

- All right now

- "B"

- Bust it out

- "U"

- You know it

- "L"

- You love it

- "O"

- Oh, my

- "U"

- You following this?

- "S"

- I said

I'm so fabulous

You're so fabulous

We're so fabulous

We're so fabulous

Rhinestones, crystals,

gold lame

Who says

you can't wear fur?

But when in doubt,

a kitten heel

Will always make you purr

A pouty lip,

a contoured cheek

A smoky eye's

a plus

Extend your lash

then arch your brow

And you look fabulous

- "F"

- Can you feel it?

- "A"

- "A"

All right now

- "B"

- Bust it out

- "U"

- You know it

- "L"

- "L"

You love it

- "O"

- Oh, my

- "U"

- "U"

You following this?

- "S"

- "S"

I said

I'm so fabulous

She's so fabulous

We're so fabulous

We're so fabulous

Girl, you're fabulous!

Well, how do I look?

Beautiful.

Seems a shame to do this, but...

Have fun!

Don't do anything

we wouldn't do.

Well, that's not much,

now is it?

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Oh, you do need

to cut that cord though.

I know.

Huh!

(HORN HONKING)

- Oh!

- Huh!

Whoa!

(HORN HONKING)

BOTH:
Huh!

(BOTH SHRIEKING)

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(HORN HONKING)

(CARS CRASHING)

(CAR ALARMS SOUNDING)

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