Looney Tunes: Rabbits Run Page #6

BUGS BUNNY:
You're the most

beautiful thing I've ever seen.

LOLA:
What are you

talking about?

BUGS BUNNY:
I'm invisible.

You can't see me at all.

I see you.

- (SIREN WAILING)

- (GASPS)

(GUNS COCKING)

You two, freeze, it's over!

Now, give me the bottle.

- Sorry.

- They had guns.

Why should you guys have it?

It's hers!

She invented it.

It's too powerful a weapon.

It can't end up

in the wrong hands.

Now give us the bottle

or we'll shoot.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

I'm afraid the only shooting

around here

is going to be done by us.

Who are you?

Let's just say I'm working

for someone

who wants that more than you.

You have two options.

Hand over the bottle

or I shoot you.

Or is that one option?

Hand over the bottle

or I shoot you.

Oh, I guess that's one option.

Looks like you only have

one option.

Really?

What about this option?

- Oh!

- Don't do it!

- Oh!

- No!

Huh?

- Oh! Fifi!

- (GROWLING)

I got it!

I finally got that thing

that I don't know

what it is that everybody wants

that's worth more money than

I'd know what to do with.

Oh, boy.

- (GROANING)

- (STRUGGLING)

If you want something

done right,

you have to do it yourself.

I was just about

to get that for you.

You're Martians, too?

Oh, I bet you are getting paid

more than me.

You're a Martian?

Not just any Martian.

Marvin the Martian.

What do you want

with invisibility?

It's quite simple really.

The earth obstructs

my view of Venus.

So, I'm going

to make it invisible.

What? But if everything

was invisible

wouldn't there be

mass confusion?

I mean, cars would crash

into each other,

planes would collide,

people would die!

I know,

it would be a lot easier

just to blow it up.

But I seem to have misplaced

the Illudium Q-36

Space Modulator.

So, Plan B.

I didn't know you were going to

make the whole world invisible.

I mean, that's got to be

as illegal a thing to do

as a person can think of.

I should be getting

a ton more money.

What?

Oh, goody.

It really does work.

(SNIFFING)

But first I need to get rid

of that putrid scent.

Putrid!

Putrid means bad, right?

Now, where is that separator?

I always misplace the separator.

Ah-ha!

Oh, goody.

Now I have one super concentrated

bottle of invisibility

and one bottle of,

whatever you call this.

It's called Lola.

And that's the wrong one.

What are you talking about,

foolish Earth creature?

This is the one you want.

- It's the original.

- It is?

- No harm done.

- Okey doke.

I'll just take this one

and give you this one.

- No, no, no, not that one.

- All right, here we go.

This one. No, that one.

- I'll take that.

- I'll take this one.

- That's right, that one.

- Here we go.

Well, that's right.

(INDISTINCT OVERLAPPING

DIALOGUE)

Oh!

And there you are, sir.

And remember the Acme Company guarantees

complete customer satisfaction.

Well, thank you.

You don't see that type of personalized

service very often these days.

Hey, this isn't...

Get them!

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

- Whoa!

- Oh!

ALL:
Whoa! Oh!

Ah-ha!

(GRUNTS AND GROANS)

(PANTING)

Stop right there,

Earth creatures!

Lock them in the Captivator.

- What?

- The Captivator.

The place where you hold

someone captive.

It's... Hmm, where is it?

I could have sworn

it was right over there.

Oh, forget it.

Everyone stand over there

and if you move again

I'll vaporize you.

- Huh!

- You too.

What? I thought we had a deal.

Oh, I should have listened

to my mother.

She always said,

"Never trust a Martian."

I'll deal with you later.

And now it's time to say goodbye

to your precious Earth.

- Uh, hey, Doc.

- Mmm-hmm?

If you're not going to do anything

with this bottle of perfume over here,

would you mind

if I gave it to the girl,

seeing as how it was

her lifelong dream and all.

Do what you want

because soon I will be placing

you all in the Eliminator,

which is right over there.

Huh!

Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

How do you lose an Eliminator?

Oh, goody. It's ready.

What happened?

Oh, were you wanting

something to disappear?

Oh!

Shoot them!

Oh!

BUGS BUNNY:
I'll take those.

CECIL:
This way!

I am so angry.

LOLA:

You switched the bottles?

BUGS BUNNY:
Ain't I a stinker?

Whoa, what's this?

"Illudium Q-36

Space Modulator."

CECIL:
Hey!

- BUGS BUNNY:
Hey, Marvin!

- Mmm-hmm?

Catch.

Oh, why, thank you.

I've been looking for that.

I hate Earthlings.

- (PANTING)

- (GASPING)

Fifi, I was so worried

about you.

Fifi, come back. Fifi!

(GASPING) Oh!

Where's the bottle?

In there.

Well, it's probably

for the best.

I don't think the world is

quite ready for invisibility.

Well, it looks like you guys

got this under control,

so I should probably be

on my way.

Really?

You're a turtle.

- I'm going to catch you.

- Oh.

Oh, Lola,

can you ever forgive me?

Of course, I forgive you.

Oh, thank you.

- Hug?

- Don't push it.

(SNIFFING) Do you smell that?

(SNIFFING) I guess

your dream came true.

You brought your fragrance

to the whole world after all.

I'm sorry your dream didn't.

What was my dream?

Getting to be all alone.

Maybe it's time

I had a new dream.

Lola!

Speedy?

What are you doing here?

I'm getting

my morning croissant.

What are you doing here?

You don't pay rent,

but you can afford to take

a romantic trip to Paris

with your boyfriend?

Aye, ya, ya.

I'm going to Switzerland

for some hot chocolate.

(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)

Ladies and gentlemen,

it is my great privilege

to introduce to you

the Head of the

House of Mouffette,

- Monsieur Le Pew.

- (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

- Oh, my little bottle of love.

- BOTH:
Oh!

Excusez-moi.

My audience, she awaits.

Bonjour, mes amis.

Before I unveil

our latest fragrance,

I wish to say a few words.

One year ago,

for a brief moment,

the most unforgettable scent

covered the world

and I feared that we would

never smell something

that beautiful again.

But I was wrong.

After all, this scent was

created by the same woman.

I give you "Lola"!

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

What is the word, Doctor?

Oh, what, I did it wrong?

Well, I'm sorry.

How was your day?

Busy, just the way I like it.

How was yours?

Not busy,

just the way I like it.

So, what'd you want

to do tonight? (CLICKS TONGUE)

I thought we could go

to the game.

But it's the playoffs.

It's sold out.

Eh, we'll get in.

Trust me.

How?

Huh!

Is that what I think it is?

You've had it this whole time?

Have you been using it?

No.

Well, maybe one time.

A couple of times.

Yeah, I use it a lot.

(ALL QUACKING)

Hey, kid!

Go get me a corn dog, will you?

(YELPING)

- What's your name?

- (QUACKING)

That's a stupid name.

That's all, folks!

Interesting.

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