Los ilusionautas Page #3

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- Yeah!

- Yes!

The other reason you all were chosen is that...

...each one of you represents

a side of Visogneaux's personality.

That way when we teIeport you,

we don't have to worry about

any of you being rejected.

Aristotle, you represent his genius

and the Iove that he had of technology.

Petit Pan, you represent Visogneaux's

literary and cultural passion.

Nicole, you represent love.

You just happen to be a direct descendent...

...of Jean Visogneaux's cousin, Nicole Tomasina.

And, Visogneaux was madIy in love with her,

could it be more romantic?

Could it be more gross?

How could someone be in Iove with their cousin?

That was very common back then.

She must have been very beautiful, like you!

I think it's romantic too!

Imagine yourseIf crossing the entire ocean

only for love.

Being on the ship and feeling the wind...

...touching your hair and your skin,

making you sigh.

And to think that love has swept.

Excuse me! What part of

Visogneaux do l represent, huh?

My assistant, PascaI wiIl explain that to you.

Oui! I mean, no! No, no, moi?

Oui, oui, my friend.

No, no, no, no.

Oui, oui, oui!

No, no, no, it's your place.

I wouldn't know the right way to say it!

Look. Visogneaux had serious gas problems.

So, you represent that.

Sorry.

Oh, very serious.

Listen up, children.

The stories to which

we wilI be teIeporting you,

take place in the 19th century and

the beginning of the 20th century.

We have designed these very special suits

that with just one touch of a button...

...will become the perfect disguise you will need...

...to pass through whatever part of the world...

...and whatever occasion you may come up

against, while raising no suspicion.

Watch this.

Wow! Awesome! CooI!

Oh, do you think this outfit makes me look fat?

No! lt looks really good on you!

Excuse moi! (Excuse me.)

l guess pink is not really my color.

Now, Iet's have you practice

with your own suits...

...so you can start training to

adapt to your new environments.

Now don't take this the wrong way,

but don't you think maybe

that's a Iittle bit too much?

You think l have too many clothes on?

No, no, no! I think you Iook beautiful

dressed like that, l was referring to...

Yes, of course. You're probably right.

I am a littIe overdressed.

I'lI have to show them more skin!

lf that bikini gets any smaller,

I'm not sure if my approval ratings

are going to go up or down.

Awesome! Yay! Yes!

Welcome, llIusionauts!

I present you The IlIusionarium!

What do you think?

lt's really beautiful.

IncredibIe!

So it is true, The lIlusionarium exists!

l thought it was just a legend.

Well, actualIy it was just a legend...

...until we managed to construct it

and get it up and running.

And, let's not forget how important

you kids are in all of this,

you should be extremely proud

to be our very first IIIusionauts!

I can't believe it's really happening!

This is awesome!

We're actualIy going into

the imagination of Jean Visogneaux!

lt won't be dangerous, right?

lt's an extremely safe machine that has passed...

...almost all of the most strictest security tests,

there's nothing to worry about.

And now, this is the time where l'm

going to need to get your signatures,

sign here, here and here.

What?

Oops, nothing to worry about,

just a simple controlIed test

of our system of fuses.

Testing the extinguisher now.

Testing, testing, good.

So, everything seems to be in order.

Which book are we going to first?

You won't beIieve it, we're sending you

to ''Journey Around The Sun.''

Oh yeah! l've always wanted to fly in a rocket ship.

The problem is, the characters never reach the sun...

...because the space ship melts.

So, what happens? Do they die?

I reaIly don't know.

I neverfinished the book,

it was just way too boring.

Let's not think about that.

Now, after you kids have been

transported overthere,

you'lI hear our voices and

we'Il be able to see you on our screen.

Which part of the story will we be in?

Yes, that's a very good question,

Nicole, but a smalI detaiI.

We actuaIly have no control

overwhich part of the story...

...you'Il end up landing in,

but, that's aIright!

l hope we land in a safe spot, right, Houston?

No need to worry at all.

Thanks to a little mechanism

we've installed in the GPS system,

we'll be ready to guide you

to that Restart button, rapidement!

Okay, then launch us already!

Everything is good to go!

Sept, six, cinq, quatre, trois, deux, un.

(Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.)

- lt didn't go!

- Something's happened?

Oh, okay, l know! Of course!

This button over here.

This switch...

Hey! What's going on?

Relax, everything is going along just as planned!

Even now?

I don't think I Iike this at aII.

This is weird.

Now l know l definitively don't like this!

Stay calm everybody, I think this is

something that is supposed to happen.

Don't worry about a thing,

we're right on scheduIe.

l'm not worried about a thing

so you shouIdn't worry either,

just reIax, and breathe, breathe, breathe.

Pascal, something's gone wrong.

We need to suspend this experiment, now!

Help, get me out of here!

lt's going out of control!

Get us out, pIease help us!

l hear you Profiterole, and l am going to help you!

Watch it, you midget frog,

get your hand off me!

Oh, l'm sorry, Nicole!

It's realIy dark and l'm trying

to figure out where we are.

Looks like we're inside of the projectile.

In the story it gets shot out by a cannon.

So we're gonna get shot out?

According to the book, this projectile's

sitting on 900 pounds of gun powder.

Those guys are all from different stories!

Hurry! Let's close the porthole

so they can't get in.

Who are these intruders?

- Better get away, it's about to take off.

- I have no idea.

They look like they're from another planet.

Run!

Okay, so where is this famous Restart button?

I'm testing, I'm testing.

Un, deux, trois.

HeIlo! Pascal Airlines announces the departure

of his Inter-orbitary flight to the sun!

Stop joking around, Pascal,

we have a mission to compIete!

Sorry, l got a little carried away there for a minute.

The Restart button is located in the, you know,

somewhere over there, next to the thing.

What does that mean?

That means the Restart button is

on the outside, outside of the rocket.

Why didn't you teIl us that

when we were back on earth, Pascal?

Excuse moi, l guess l forgot,

l was so excited...

...that The llIusionarium actually worked,

I realIy didn't think it wouId!

l thought The lllusionarium was

a safe and completely tested machine!

We said it was safe,

we never said it was completely tested.

Temperature outside is negative two ninety two.

Whoever can endure the cold best should go.

We could wait 'til we're closer to the sun,

that way maybe it'Il heat up a Iittle bit.

Profiterole, you're carrying more layers

than the rest of us,

you're the best candidate.

Houston, we have a problem.

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