Los ilusionautas Page #4

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2012
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Somebody help me, please!

lt's too dangerous.

I'm going out to help him.

I'll go with you!

The hatch is broken!

No! Profiterole has faIIen off!

Help! Oh no, don't leave me!

Wait! Please help!

- We have to save ProfiteroIe!

- We're comin' back for you!

Please, don't go!

More power!

Wait!

Hang in there, Profiterole.

Here!

They're running out of gas!

We have no more power, guys!

No!

No!

I don't beIieve this!

You can do it!

Come on, Profiterole.

Keep going! Stay strong!

Oh yeah, ProfiteroIe, you are the bomb,

you did it, you're awesome!

Hey you guys, l don't see the button anywhere!

lt must be there! Don't you see

anything out there that reads ''Reset?''

No, but there's something here that reads...

Adventure... Star... Tours.

Yeah, ''Adventure Star Tours!''

l figured it out! Profiterole,

find the letter ''R'' in Adventure.

lt's the beginning of the word ''restart!''

And then, along with Star and

the ''T'' in Tours, it spelIs out ''restart!''

I see it!

Now push the button!

Hurry!

Get ready!

But nothing happened!

But what about me?

With my connection to The lllusionarium,

I'm inserting you into Visogneaux's imagination.

Find those brats...

and finish them off so no one can fix

these absurd stories of Visogneaux.

But Boss, how am l gonna be able to

get into Visogneaux's imagination?

I'm not twelve years old.

I don't represent any part of

his personality, as far as l know.

Oh, but you do, Torpedo.

Don't cut yourself short.

The stories of Visogneaux are

fuIl of horribIe monsters.

And as far as age,

the most important age is the mental one.

Oh yeah! l knew you'd know, you're a genius!

Well, some would say genius,

l prefer mastermind.

Now we're in the ''Hot Air Balloon Race

Around The WorId.''

Take care of those intruders.

Where is my Master?

I'lI explain if you keep us

from crashing into that rock!

Oh, my gosh!

Let me take the wheeI!

The lions are chasing us!

And they're getting cIoser!

Can't we get any higher?

Houston, no!

I've got you!

Brace yourselves!

Here they come again!

What do they want?

Go away! Leave us alone!

Why do we keep losing altitude?

We've gotta think of something.

Aristotle, save us!

The wheeI is stuck!

Do something, Aristotle!

We're aImost touching ground!

We were aImost their dinner.

We understand that you're confused,

but if you'll just lower your weapons,

we can try and help you bring Dr. Ferrero back.

Don't get cheeky.

Better not try any funny stuff!

Find your way to the Temple of Onoffon.

He's sayin' we should go to

the Temple of Onoffon.

lt's in the village of the Munchi-Munchi.

That's a funny name!

So, we're goin' to some viIIage

where there's Iots of Munchi-Munchi.

I guess they're people,

wonderwhy they're called that?

lt's an onomatopoeia.

So they're Japanese!

No, it means the word and the sound are the same,

Iike the croak of a frog,

or the mooing sound of cows.

Cows don't mooing, they go ''moooo!''

ProfiteroIe, ''munchi-munchi'' is the sound

this tribe makes when they chew.

In otherwords, the Munchi-Munchi are cannibals.

That's cooI.

Everyone has the right to be what they wanna be

when they grow up, right?

Cannibalism is not a profession.

Unfortunately it means they eat people, like us!

They eat their enemies, Profiterole.

And you, my friend,

look like a very tasty nibble.

Well, no need to start worrying about it now,

Iet's just wait until we get there.

So, where is this village?

On the lsIand of the Cursed.

Which is on the River Of Lizards.

After you pass the Tree of Serpents.

I'm sorry. Maybe now is a good time

to start worrying.

That's bloody awful!

Perhaps we should begin our descent

now to pick up a few provisions.

Obviously this is going to be a very difficult trip!

Profiterole, drop the anchor onto something soft.

Well, it was something soft anyway.

No! Elephants are an endangered species!

What is wrong with you?

Don't you know these beasts

are the pIague of Africa!

Well, not for much longer, believe me!

Don't you see what man has done

to this pIanet and its animaIs?

Gotta do something, Nicole!

lf this balloon bursts, we won't

make it to the TempIe of Onoffon!

Fine. l'll go down then. l'll save it.

NicoIe!

Torpedo, find an observation site,

go look for the lair of some animal.

When they're asleep, destroy their balloon...

...and that will be the end of their expedition!

Okay boss, l can do that.

One small question, what the heck is a lair?

No! You big brainless fool!

Go find a hoIe, an orifice, a burrow, whatever!

Why are you over here?

Oh, I wanna be alone.

Sorry then.

So, how come you're not eating?

I'm a vegetarian.

Plus, l've been taking care

of the eIephant's wound...

...and l was hoping someone

would bring me something.

Guess what, someone just did.

You're so sweet.

I mean, the fruit is sweet.

l mean, the gesture...

your gesture is sweet, Petit Pan.

Thanks, NicoIe.

Do you want one?

Why don't you sit with me?

AristotIe, come on, put those maps away

and come have dinnerwith us!

No, I can't. l have to

study the route fortomorrow.

That's our Aristotle, studying all the time!

That might make him really intelligent, you know,

but he sure doesn't know

how to Iighten up and have some fun.

He should learn how to enjoy life!

Jose, what do you caIl this

deIicious thing you made, it's so good!

Thank you, it's my speciality,

''Ants, by Jose.''

Did you say ants?

Yes, l mix them with spiders and worms...

...and that's what gives it that special taste.

How could you possibly

do something Iike that to me?

You know I have a nervous stomach

and an irritabIe colon,

and chronic diarrhea, part-time constipation,

an inflamed esophagus and ridiculous gas!

You can't serve me worms,

it compromises my entire system,

that's why l'm in this story!

Oh, no, not again!

What was that?

Bedouins!

Gotta go fast, Ellie. Faster!

I've gotta find an air current

or we'll never save NicoIe!

This balIoon is much too heavy,

we'Il never go fast enough

to catch her at this weight!

Charge!

Let's get them!

So what should we do,

they're gonna catch Nicole!

Come on, help me lighten our load!

That smarts!

What about this clock?

Now, you won't be late!

We have nothing left to throw!

Houston!

Go on without me, that way you'll be lighter.

l'lljust convert my suit into a flying one.

ProfiteroIe, no! Don't, ProfiteroIe!

Profiterole! None of our suits can fly!

Oh yeah? l can fly...

NicoIe!

- Help me up!

- Gimme your hands, hurry!

This stress is killing me!

Me too, but we must telI the President that...

...everything is going along tres bien (very well).

Maybe they'd rather stay down there.

Poor Profiterole, do you think he's okay?

He'll be alright.

lf he can survive that uncle of his,

he can survive this, too.

Pascal! Pascal! Can you see Profiterole?

We only have one camera!

It's true.

Congress wouId onIy approve the budget

that alIows us the one camera.

PoIiticians, of course.

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