Lost and Found Page #2

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What?!

What?! What is it?

If you want I can help you out.

Find him. The Bozley. The dog.

You know, put out fliers.

Ask around the neighborhood.

Do you want me to help you find him?

What do you think?

Cubism crossed with abstract expressionism.

Just a hint of ransom note.

It's a poster for Jen's missing dog.

Oh! Contextual narrative!

So it's commentary on the desperate plight of the lost dogs in all of us?

How'd you think of that?

Jen's dog is really missing.

Oh! A real time inspiration.

No. I mean, she asked me to make these posters to put around town.

What? What is so funny?

Well, for starters, the info is barely legible.

That drawing looks nothing like Jen's dog.

I wanted to catch people's attention.

People will see it and try to read it.

Some of them will've seen Jen's dog and one of them will call her.

Jen's going to love...

Uhh. Shut up! What do you know?

You're an elitist art snob who can't appreciate art unless you put it into one of your -isms.

This is the post I write...

So this is the post I write...blah...blah...

Oh, real mature Meg!

Oh, real mature, Meg!

You see, when you resort to this, I win.

I win!

OK you win. I win.

Oh, just like that.

Sensitive. Yes always.

I don't want you to tease me too much.

Oh my gosh, it feels so good!

Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop!

I win! You win.

So, is Bozley really...important to you?

Yeah. He's everything.

He's the only one that's ever been loyal.

He's never lied to me...cheated on me.

God I'm so neurotic!

It's just that after the divorce...it was tough.

I moved out here to get away from everybody.

Everyone except for Meg. You can't ever get away from Meg.

Oh...you mean...have you been like...

...dating anybody? No!

And don't ask me why not.

If one more person asks me I swear I'm going to scream. Understood.

Buy why not? I feel like used merchandise.

Used merchandise? You're not used merchandise!

At most...you're experienced.

OK. That might not have sounded right, but you know what I mean.

My friend Meg says I have guilt issues.

That until I learn to forgive others, I won't ever forgive myself.

But she says a lot of things. She's crazy.

Anyway. Enough about me, what's your story?

My story?

Well, I can some that up in about 12 words.

I was born..

I work in a cubicle.

And one day I'll die.

Minus the "and", that will make it 13.

True romantic.

But seriously though...no family?

No kids? No dreams?

Yeah dreams, but the whole family thing, it just...

It starts out like, you meet a nice girl...

...I mean the right girl, whatever.

I'm just never good at that.

Talking to girls, meeting girls...

...I really just...haven't met the right girl yet.

That's sweet.

Assuming, it's not just a come on.

It's not just a come on.

But, I really do envy you.

I had a dream once.

For 2 years I felt like I was failing...

...trying to grab onto something solid.

Boz is what kept me together.

It's getting a little late. The sun is starting to go down.

Think maybe we should call it a night?

You think? He's not supposed to be by himself after dark.

I'm sure he's fine. It's not like...

I'm sure somebody's found him by now.

Probably wandered into somebody's back yard...

...nestled up in a blanket somewhere.

He probably just had a full belly of food and he's ready to sleep.

No, here look.

Let's just make some fliers tomorrow.

Let's meet up have a coffee or something and then start putting them up around the neighborhood.

I like that.

Yeah? Alright.

Well, um...

Thanks. Yeah.

See you tomorrow.

Jen! I hope Boz is still lost because I made the posters!

How did you get in here?

Did I leave the door unlocked?

I drew Boz as a character to exaggerate his features to make him a little bit cuter.

You know people are more likely to return cute dogs than ugly dogs.

Like wow! What happened to that dog? Would I really want to return him to his owner?

What are you talking about?

You can't even read it.

I made my own posters.

David, my neighbor, is going to help me post them.

I told you I was making them.

Right, um, well I knew yours would be better.

So I figured that you could post them downtown.

Where more people could see 'em.

And then I'll just post the boring ugly ones around the neighborhood.

For brilliance! We'll find Boz in no time!

Did I just kill you?

You did not.

But nice...nice try.

I'm gonna kill you right now though.

In your face! That's how I do it.

Whatever. Something's wrong with this level. It's lagging or something.

Oh, OK. It's lagging. That's why I just blasted your face!

Are you gonna cry about it Halo champion?

Oh, you gonna give me some tears? Some third place tears?

You know it was second place. Don't give me that crap.

Oh a technicality.

That's not...No don't!

Don't poke me I hate it!

That's her at the door! Hide the dog! Hide the dog!

Hey. You gonna pass out some fliers?

Yep. Can I use your bathroom for a second?

Yeah.

Straight back here.

It's Steve. Good to meet you.

I know right?

It's just straight back.

Dude! I hid Bozley right next to the bathroom!

What?! Why would you do that?

Hey. Hey. Got any TP?

Yeah. Yeah. We have toilet paper.

It should be...under the sink.

Got ya. Thanks.

Do you have a dog? No. Why?

Oh. Nothing. The bathroom just smelled a little funny.

Oh...yeah....that's...

...that's residual body odor.

That is...my roommate has this condition.

...If he sweats it smells like wet dog.

It's gross.

It's true. It's true.

She said so too.

You ready to go?

Yeah. You got your flier? Yeah.

See you later. Later.

Now where were we?

I think we were at level 3, 3rd base.

Baseline.

They just talk too much.

Think so?

They need to learn to shut up.

Just shut the f*** up.

You being proactive?

What will it take to get you off this couch?

I dunno.

In that case, I'm stroking your cock.

Oh I got you off the couch.

I'm really tight.

Let's take these off too.

Yes, kiss me. Worship me.

Your dirty fingers. Take them out and feed them to me.

Give me your mouth. Give me your mouth.

come here.

Yummy.

Yeah, look at me with those pretty eyes while you suck it.

You're so romantic.

You're so romantic while I suck your cock.

Are you trying to put it deep in my mouth?

Yeah, put it way down there.

That's so f***ing good baby!

I wanna fuckkkk.

Let's f***. Let's f***.

I love that f***ing hair!

You wanna see that booty?

F*** yeah. Come here.

Yeah, looks so f***ing good!

You feel so f***ing tight.

You gonna go deep?

It's swallowing up your dick.

It's so beautiful!

I love making you come.

Oh my god!

Thank you.

I wanna tell you about the dog.

I can't let this go any longer.

What?! You can't quit now.

This is wrong! I like her so much and I'm lying to her!

The only thing that got me talking to her in the first place.

I really like this chick.

Good for you Dave.

Just give me the dog. Come on Boz, it's time to go home.

I can't let you do that Dave.

Come on seriously.

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