Lost and Found Page #3

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Seriously, what are you gonna do? What are you gonna say to her?

Here's your dog I've been hiding from you for a few days while I helped you find it!

How's she gonna take that? Like how do you think that's gonna work?

Good luck with that 'bro.

Damnit you're right.

You know...I knew you were a great guy when I met you.

Yeah. Yeah. How'd you know that?

Because Boz liked you.

Boz only likes good people.

He hated my ex.

Even though he was a Christmas present from the bastard.

You know I'm not that good of a guy.

You're right.

You're a great guy.

I have to tell you something.

What's that?

What's that?!

Oh!

Bozley! What is this?!

Uh, hey Jen!

We forgot to tell you that an hour ago, a couple of blocks away, we found...

...Boz wondering around.

...we thought...

Steve, it's over. Forget about it.

You. You were the one who took my dog?

It wasn't like that.

He wandered into our yard, and...

...You let me believe he was missing while you...!

...helped me look? It's not like that.

What kind of person does that?!

A bad one. I don't know.

What's wrong with you?!

Oh!!!

All of you! You're all deranged!

Don't ever contact me again!

Game over dude.

Of course you should be angry, Jen!

Furious!

I know, but the anger always turns into guilt.

Guilt?!

Roger, we can't expect you to understand.

Maybe Jen feels guilty for yelling at David.

I mean you have to admit what he did was pretty cute.

If you think so...

Look.

He turned out to be a great guy, right? And no harm came to Boz.

And you said it yourself. Boz liked him right?

You realize how crazy that sounds right?

You're saying that she should go by what the dog thinks?

And this guy lied to you from the very moment you met him. What kind of relationship you supposed to build out of that?

David? David?

David! You need to go outside.

You need to get out of the house.

Because your self pity...is stinking up the place.

I can't. I'm helping Steve.

Damn straight!

No. You need to go out tonight.

Because I need to air out this house.

Because it reeks of depression!

Get up! Get out of the house!

Sissy's in here.

Oh! That's right.

Do you come here often?

What?

I said, do you come here often? I've never seen you before.

What? I haven't seen you here.

Do you come here often?

You're not gonna remember my name are you?

My name's David.

Taylor?

DAVID!

Taylor.

Yeah. My name's Taylor.

What are you drinking?

Hey Jen.

Wait. Wait. Wait.

OK. Just give me 2 minutes. OK.

And you'll never have to deal with us again.

What do you want?

I think you have the wrong idea about what happened.

I think I understand perfectly well what's going on.

I don't think you do.

Dave has had a crush on you since you moved into the neighborhood. OK?

And he is so shy, I had to trick him into talking to you last Saturday.

OK. What I'm trying to say is that this was all Steve's idea.

OK. Dave found Boz in the backyard.

I don't know how he got there.

But he returned him to your house, but you weren't there.

So he brought him back to our house.

And Steve came up with this idea. Dave thought it was stupid...

It is really stupid because Steve is really stupid.

And...he just got mixed up in it.

I don't care who's idea it was. He still lied to me.

I know but he tried to tell you.

But he didn't!

OK. He's a moron. He is. OK?

But he's not as big a moron as you think he is.

OK. It really hurt him to lie to you.

So what? He sent you over here to beg for my forgiveness?

No. He doesn't even know I'm here.

But would you forgive him if he did?

Would you forgive him?

Jen. Your 2 minutes are up. No Jen.

We totally played D & D together sometime.

Boz, c'mere.

You wanna play fetch? Let's go.

Say, you OK?

What's this?

Hi. Hi.

I miss you too. But don't think all is forgiven.

I wouldn't...

Cause what you did is pretty terrible.

Yeah. Look, I don't even know where to start.

...with the apology.

You already have. I'm the one who's been holding back.

So...I'm sorry.

But I still resent you for having to forgive you.

Well I'm sorry.

Should I thank you?

Yeah. Somewhere in there.

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