Lost Valentine Page #4

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like Indian summer, right?

All of the work's already been

done, the autumn bounty.

Yeah, the bounty is key.

Refined pleasures.

Come on, Skaiva, what kind of refined

pleasure is there when you're well over 60

and you can have a girls that's one-third your

age, but you can only take her to Turkey,

because your heart can't

handle the Maldives.

Yeah, yeah, yeah... But, well, for

example, let's take this situation

you take her to Turkey, and what do you

do? I mean, your equipment is unreliable.

So you sit her down on the seashore and look

at her-she's beautiful, you hold her hand.

And?

And you know what you do?

And?

You recite poetry.

Thine eyes I love, and they, knowing

thy heart torments me with disdain,

have put on black, looking with

pretty ruth upon my pain.

Let it then as well beseem

thy heart to mourn for me,

mourning doth thee grace,

and suit thy pity like in every part.

Then will I swear beauty herself is black,

and all they foul that thy complexion lack.

Did you write that yourself?

It's Shakespeare.

Professor, I get paid in advance.

What's your price again?

What's yours?

And why did you call me professor?

The deconstruction of sexual pathologies.

What?

We studied your books at

the university, professor.

An autograph, perhaps?

It would be better if you left.

That'll be 1,000 litas, and that's with

a 30% Valentine's Day discount.

Yes, Valentine, hello.

Valentine, I can't talk right now.

What is it?

I can't hear you, what?

In what closet?

Val, stop kidding around, I don't have

time right now, call me tomorrow,

today is your day, go

celebrate. That's it, bye.

Val, I told you, not now. I'm busy.

What are you, drunk? Val, I have my own life

too and today's a very important day for me.

Do me a favor and call me tomorrow.

Do you want to talk?

I really won't tell anyone.

How much do you cost professor?

Well, I mean, how much

does your consultation cost?

And what do you do for those 200?

Well... I don't even know anymore.

I guess I listen.

I also know how to listen.

I don't think so.

Sit down. Sit down, sit down.

Hi Valentine. Happy name

day, happy name day.

You know, right now I can't... I don't

get it, why are you whispering?

Where? In what closet?

No, you're something else. No, I can't, I'm in

the middle of a show, I can't just up and leave.

I can't, got it?

Sh*t, Val, I'm te... Val, I'm telling you,

can't leave in the middle of the show.

Is that Valinskas?

You listen to me, this

is not a request show,

I can't do that, my boss will grab me by

the balls for saying something like that.

Fine, go ahead. What is it,

an address or what? What?

2 Upes Street? Oscar Bartashka. Car,

what kind of car? A Jaguar, right?

We pronounce it "Yaguar" around here.

A Yaguar, right?

Jaguar..

Sh*t, Val, well OK, bye

Jourself.

New Jork

Joungster

He's so jouthful.

Apparently he likes to jell.

He was just jelling.

I don't get it, if you don't want

to get married then say so

I don't know.

What don't you know?

You always wanted to.

I wanted to.

So what happened, why

don't you want to anymore?

Because you have no idea what I want.

You don't even understand what kind

of relationship people should have.

OK, so what kind of relationship

should people have?

Listen, come on, stop

crying, I can't stand that

I can't even cry with you. And what I want,

what I care about - it's all the same to you.

Laura, it's not all the same to me,

it's definitely not all the same,

do you hear what I'm saying?

I want you to be my wife. I want

you to be happy. With me. Happy.

How? How are you going

to make me happy?

It's easy, I'll give you

whatever life you want.

Oscar, you don't even understand

what I'm talking about.

I'm not a thing, I want to

do stuff, grow, create.

I mean, can't you see how I've

wilted over those three years?

Like a flower that doesn't get watered.

Sometimes I feel like when I dry out

completely, you'll just throw me away.

Like those shoes of yours that you

never wore and have gone out of style.

Oscar, look at me. People

should love each other.

Well, what we?

We're not together.

You're there, somewhere.

Oscar, you're not with me.

You come home, I ask you - how are you?

And you're all-wait, I don't have time.

And that's it.

I sit and wait.

So you want me to come home from work

and cry on your shoulder like some fool?

F***, I'm a man, I can't wimp out

Right now I have a chance to make

money, so I have to use that chance

and I have to make that money 24

hours a day, I have to make money.

I'm laying the foundations

for us to have a normal life.

And when I deal with

the fundamental stuff,

then I'm going to take care of credits and

loans and stuff, yeah, and then we can talk.

About us, being together, I'm

a thing, wilting, not wilting...

Laura, you not hearing

what I'm saying to you.

And I'm saying that I love you, I want to

be with you, I want a wedding. Now.

Attention, this is an

important announcement.

A Jaguar belonging to Oscar

Bartashka is parked at

2 Upes Street in Vilnius and is blocking

access for emergency services.

Is that me?

I repeat, a Jaguar belonging to Oscar Bartashka

parked in the second courtyard at 2 Upes Street

is preventing emergency

services from doing their job.

That's me.

Please move the car as soon as possible; Otherwise

it will be towed to the police parking lot.

Wait. Where are those keys.

F***, that b*tch stole the keys.

Who's that bitch7

Think of something, Oscar, I'll wait.

So we continue with our Valentine's celebration on

the air, and Skaiva-this is a question for you.

Go ahead, Aistis.

What do you think, what kind

of love is the most beautiful.

love is the most beautiful.

Well, what do we have here?

But just think yourself, I mean, two people

who have known each other for a long time,

right, they trust each other, love

each other, it's nice, isn't it?

Let me step in here for a second, I mean,

is that romance when two people know

each other inside out? Boring. Boring.

I don't know, I think that

this is just a type of love,

where, you know, it's not all that simple, you have to water

it, fertilize it, so that... tree of love doesn't wilt.

Ah, by the way, Aistis

Hey, fertilize!

Hey, Aistis is right, you know, because love is

not a noun, love is a verb, because it's work,

I mean, you have to work constantly

for that love of yours to stay alive

Just imagine, like how great it is when someone is waiting

for you to come home as if it was a little holiday,

or how great it is to come

home when you know

that you'll finally get to see her again,

after being apart all day long...

I'm going to kill you.

What now?

Vilyte, what happened?

What?

Oh Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.

Come on, tell me what happened.

Don't you know that

the elevator is broken?

Broken?

It's impossible to get through

to you on the phone, as always.

What? Vilyte, what is it?

Huh, did your shoe rip?

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