Love, Wedding, Marriage Page #7

Synopsis: Handsome, romantic, sexy gentile Charlie enjoys his honeymoon with liberal-Jewish marriage counselor Ava. It's cut short when her parents Bradley and Betty, who always seemed the perfect couple, suddenly border on divorce over an old affair and poorly matched expectations. Worse, in turn they invite themselves to move in and drive the newly-weds crazy. Ethics prevent Ava from taking them on as clients and the colleagues she refers to prove hopelessly inept. Meanwhile Charlie's impulsive buddy Gerber, the eternal bachelor party animal, has married Polish green-card-chaser Kasia.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Dermot Mulroney
Production: IFC Films
 
IMDB:
5.0
Metacritic:
13
Rotten Tomatoes:
0%
PG-13
Year:
2011
90 min
$1,378
Website
252 Views


- Well, mostly I just liked

the fact she drove a Porsche.

- And I realized

what I liked about Lloyd

was that he wasn't rich.

I knew that if I married him,

it would really piss off

my father.

- Excuse me?

- Once we were finally honest

with each other,

it was like this huge relief.

So we've decided

to get a divorce.

- And we just wanted to come

here in person to thank you.

- To thank me for what?

- If it wasn't for you,

we could be stuck

in a lousy marriage for years

without knowing any better.

- Please, don't mention it.

- Oh, I just got four winks

on Match. Com.

- I already got a date.

- I need the guest list

for the party.

I have to cancel it before

I meet Charlie for dinner.

- You've seen the light.

I am taking Mom speed dating

tonight,

show her what the single life

is really like.

- Genius.

- I have my moments.

- Hey.

- Hi, John.

- Do you guys

have an appointment?

- No, things didn't really

work out with Amy and me.

- Oh.

So you're here to talk about it?

- No, actually,

I was wondering

if Shelby was available

for dinner this evening.

- Mm. No.

I saw your test scores.

- Cares more about your marriage

than you do.

That's why you got to talk

to your woman

and find out

what's the trouble.

- Amen, brother.

Amen.

[Door clicks open]

- Rough day?

- Rough week.

- Why'd you have an affair, Dad?

- You know,

that was a long time ago.

I never would have done it

if I thought your mother and I

were gonna be reconciled.

But...

I'm miserable, Ava.

I can't sleep.

I can't eat.

I just want her back.

- Don't worry, Dad.

We'll get her back.

You and me together,

we'll do whatever it takes.

Why don't you go

get an early night?

- I just haven't been able

to sleep since she left.

My mind keeps me awake,

keeps racing.

- Charlie has sleeping pills.

- You think that's safe?

- Of course.

I'll go grab them.

- Well, how many do I take?

- Two, and you'll sleep

like a baby.

No!

I said two, Dad.

- From what I remember

about babies,

they wake up a lot.

Good night, pumpkin.

[Mischievous music]

[indistinct chatter]

- I'm not sure about this

speed dating thing, Shelby.

- Oh, you'll love it.

You can squeeze in 50 bad dates

and only sacrifice one night.

- Oh!

[Laughs]

Well, welcome, all.

Now, you'll have five minutes

to speak with your date.

When I hit that buzzer,

the man must move on

to the next woman.

Under 35s to my right.

Over 35s to my left.

Ladies, please,

take your seats.

[Laughs]

- Come on, Mom.

Let's go.

[Line rings]

[Phone ringing]

[toilet flushes]

[Phone chimes]

- [snoring]

- [sighs]

[Touch-tones beeping]

[Line rings]

- 911.

Is this an emergency?

- Hi, I think my dad

overdosed on sleeping pills,

and I need an ambulance

right away.

- A marriage is forever.

Fidelity is essential.

A shame my ex-wife

didn't agree.

Yeah, she left me.

- Oh.

- At least she thinks she did.

[Laughing]

[Buzzer buzzes]

- Men, y'all better move.

- I think you're in

the wrong section.

The under 35s are over there.

- A cougar's calling.

Rawr!

[Buzzer buzzes]

- Child, didn't you hear

that buzzer?

Time to switch.

Get over here.

- I really like squirrels.

You like squirrels?

- I think I heard the buzzer.

- I'm so nervous.

I hate these things.

- Hmm.

- Ava!

Ava!

Are you okay?

- Yeah.

- Bradley.

What happened?

- How many sleeping pills

did he take?

- Uh, I don't know,

but the bottle was empty

when I found it.

- My bottle of sleeping pills?

That was practically full.

- One of you can ride with us.

- I'll follow in my car, okay?

- Okay.

[Phone ringing]

- So do you want to go home

and slit our wrists now

or get drunk first?

- Hi, Ava.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, we're coming.

We're coming.

- I never should have left

my pills out.

I just didn't see this coming.

Did you?

- Me?

No.

- Where is he?

Where is he?

Is he all right?

- It's okay.

Doctors are in with him

right now.

- It's all my fault.

I'm a horrible wife.

- I can't believe he actually

tried to kill himself.

- Shelby.

Not now.

- He's recovering nicely.

- Oh, thank God for that.

Can I see him?

- Of course. Go in.

Nurse, show her in, please.

I have to tell you, though,

we did find

some very small traces

of the drug in his system.

In my opinion, this was not

a suicide attempt.

- Oh, that's a huge relief,

Doctor.

Thank you so much for your help.

Thank you.

- You're welcome.

We'll keep him here overnight

just to make sure,

but he should be fine to leave

in the morning.

- Okay.

- All right.

- It's just so strange.

You said the bottle

was empty, right?

- Yeah, I think.

- Either it was empty

or not.

- Mm.

It's not that simple.

- What's not that simple?

It was empty, or why else

would you call 911?

- As a precaution.

- Ava, what are you

talking about?

- I've always wanted to try

the food here.

I hear their Jell-O

is fabulous.

- I may have

slightly exaggerated

the number of pills

that he took.

- Exaggerated?

- I'm gonna go find

the cafeteria

and that hot doctor.

- Oh, you're not

gonna like this.

Um...

I knew my dad didn't take

the whole bottle,

but he was having

a lot of trouble sleeping,

so he took three

to help him fall asleep.

- And the rest of them?

- I flushed them

down the toilet.

- You did what?

- I know.

I'm not proud.

- Jesus, Ava.

What the hell is wrong with you?

- I was desperate, okay?

My dad has been just devastated

since the separation,

and I needed to do something

to bring them together.

- You promised me

you were done interfering.

What you did was illegal.

If anyone found out,

you could lose your license.

You could even go to prison.

- Charlie, you're making it

sound way worse than it is.

- No, Ava,

I'm telling you how it is.

- Their 30th anniversary

is coming up...

- I can't believe this.

- Why are you walking away

from me?

- How dare you think you can

just manipulate people

to get your way?

- I'm sorry, but I did it

for my parents.

- No, you didn't do it

for them.

You did it for yourself.

- I was only trying

to help.

Charlie, where are you going?

- I can't believe

this is who you are!

[Somber piano music]

- I'm dead, aren't I?

- No.

Very much alive.

- Are you sure?

Because for me,

heaven is where you are, Betty.

I love you so much.

And I'll do

whatever you want me to do.

I'll get on a plane

to Thailand.

I'll pick up a tapeworm

in India.

I'll even come clean

with the girls about Ian.

But I want you to be happy,

Betty,

and I want to be part

of that happiness.

- When I got that phone call

tonight,

I realized that you're not

a part of that happiness.

- Oh.

- You are

that happiness to me.

Mm.

- Mm.

- [Laughs]

- [Snorts]

[Laughter]

- Mom's gonna spend

the night.

You need a ride?

If it's any consolation,

I thought it was

an inspired idea.

- Thanks.

I'll remember that when I get

the divorce papers.

- No, I'm serious.

That took major balls.

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