Love And Other Drugs Page #9

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You never know where

the financial model's going to go.

It changes every six months.

And you never know

what these hospitals are gonna want.

One day

it's peer-to-peer connectivity,

then next it's top-down integration

with their preexisting infrastructure.

You can touch them, if you want.

Oh! Oh.

Thank you.

- This way. You'll see.

- No, no, no.

- I don't think we should do this.

- I have a surprise for you.

No, no, no. Turn around.

I've got a surprise.

This is my homegirl, Khae.

Whoa!

She's Thai.

And I'm Thai-curious.

Engine turning over won't you start?

This one's come to tear me all apart

She's Jamie-curious.

Be still my heart

- So am I.

- No, no, wait. I don't...

Engine turning over won't you start?

This one's come to tear me all apart

Be still my heart

Did I mention that

I just took my company public?

It's a pretty exciting thing

because you work

on something for so long,

and then

when it comes, it's...

You know, you see the fruits bear...

Okay! So, I really have

mixed feelings about this.

We like Jamie.

We like Jamie very much.

Oh. Oh.

What's wrong?

Sorry! I'm sorry!

- Josh!

Be careful.

- I'm sorry. Stan.

Hey, Pfizie.

Josh! Ow!

Josh! Oh!

Wait! We were just talking!

- Hi.

- Hi. We got to go.

Now?

- Josh!

- It was a pleasure to meet you.

- Very nice to meet you.

We'll keep in touch.

It feels like a frozen Popsicle.

Sh*t. I didn't know that could even happen.

It's very rare, but it happens.

- Do you think they'll have to amputate?

- Shut the f*** up, Josh, and drive!

Bad joke.

F***! Sorry. I was looking for the shift!

- So f***ing...

- Sorry.

You know, for whatever it's worth,

this has truly been

the best night of my life.

That's wonderful.

No, seriously. I'm not even kidding.

And I have you to thank for it.

I mean, I never thought I would have

an experience like this ever in my life.

And this is the incredible thing.

This is why I'm so happy right now.

Because I f***ed that girl.

Oh, my sh*t, I f***ed that girl!

And I'm thinking to myself,

"Oh, my God, this is empty!

I feel absolutely nothing at all! "

- That's great, Josh.

- Yeah.

All those years I was so jealous of you

for having empty sex,

and now I was the one

having the empty sex,

and I realized in that moment

that if I hadn't experienced it,

I wouldn't have known

how much I didn't want it. You know?

And now I can go back home to Farrah

and feel really good about myself

for the first time in my entire life.

And it's all because of you, Jamie.

It's all because of my big brother Jamie,

with the enormous cock

that won't go down!

So thank you, brother!

Sorry! My bad!

Plus, my Pfizer stock's up 40%.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Can I help you?

- I'm having a drug reaction.

What kind of drug reaction?

Oh. Oh.

Just take a seat

and we'll be right with you.

What?

Chicago.

I got it.

Dude. Congratulations!

That is unbelievable.

Jamie, that's everything that

you've wanted. That's incredible, man.

I'm very proud of you. I'm not surprised,

but I am very proud of you.

You know who's going to be thrilled,

is Mom and Dad.

Jamie Randall makes good.

That's incredible, man.

You should be very, very proud of yourself.

Mmm.

If you're going to serve beef bourguignon,

you should at least offer

a proper Burgundy.

Or a Pinot, for Christ's sake.

Randall.

Maggie.

Oh, I'm sorry. This is Jeremy.

- Justin.

- Justin! Justin.

I'll go get the car.

That would be great, Justin.

I... I was...

I tried to call you...

I'm with someone.

Yeah, I can see that.

So...

How are you?

I'm good.

Good.

Come on.

I gotta go.

Maggie?

It

was nice to see you.

You're killing me, Randall.

- Hey. There he is! You ready to celebrate?

- Hey.

Maggie!

- Hi, Bruce.

- How are you?

What are you celebrating?

This young rock star is about to

take Chicago by storm.

You got Chicago?

Congratulations. It was good

to see you, Bruce. I should go.

Nice to see you, Maggie.

Peace.

Uh...

So, I called it, didn't I call it?

What'd I tell you? Say, "I called it. "

- You should've put money on it.

- I called it.

Where you gonna live?

Downtown, maybe.

Somewhere far away from my family.

Downtown?

You? You want Near North, man.

P*ssy!

And bistros, bars,

p*ssy, p*ssy, p*ssy.

Why don't I move out near you?

The 'burbs.

We'll go get a beer every once in a while.

Nah. You don't want to do that. No.

Why not?

I got a big raise, buddy. Big raise.

- You're kidding me.

- Thanks to you!

Those bastards.

Buddy, I was never going to get Chicago.

I'm too valuable to them in the field.

I can't believe this.

Give me some credit!

It takes a sophisticated eye

to spot talent in colossal f***-ups

such as yourself.

- I don't understand.

- Don't be so naive.

I didn't actually want to go to Chicago.

I wanted you to think

I wanted to go to Chicago,

so you'd want to go to Chicago.

So you'd work your ass off to get there.

- Oh, Bruce, this is unbelievable.

- Me,

I love the road! I love a stinky motel!

I love the barren back roads

and strip malls of the heartland!

That's what I love.

Why would I want to live

in my own house?

That I pay for?

Why would I want to

watch my kids play Little League?

Why the f*** would I want to

sleep in the same bed as my wife?

Why the f*** would I wanna do that?

Okay, so...

Okay, so...

- What's...

- Talk?

- Yeah.

- All right.

- Hi, there. Hi. I'm Maggie Murdock.

- Hello!

I'm about to have

delicious reprobate sex with...

What's your name?

Oh, come on.

Oh, right, right. Jamie something.

And we're taping it so that he can

always remember how totally hot I am.

Was.

Kids, if you're watching this,

you put it back in Mommy's

secret hiding spot right now

or you will be sorry.

There will be consequences!

What else?

Um...

Just how happy I am,

in this moment, right now.

The way the light's

hitting that face of yours.

There's this little breeze

coming in through the window.

It doesn't matter if I have 10,000

more moments like this, or

just this one, because

it's all the same.

Yeah. Just that.

Right now, this moment.

I have this.

No. Damn it!

Richard! Richard!

Where is she?

I been drifting along

in the same stale shoes

Loose ends tying the noose

in the back of my mind

Come on! Come on.

Hey!

Hey!

To where the puzzles and pagans lay

Maggie!

Hey! Mag!

Jamie?

Pull over.

No, I can't "pull over"!

Just for a second! Pull over!

I need to talk

to you.

I don't want to talk to you.

When I wake up

someone will sweep up my lazy bones

And we will rise in the cool of the evening

Wait, wait. Okay.

Open the door. Okay.

Sorry.

- I need you.

- Please go away.

I drove a really long way to say that.

What? Am I supposed to be impressed?

I don't know. Yes.

Look, can you just get off the bus

so we can talk for a second?

- Just for a second.

- We're on a schedule.

Five minutes. Please.

You guys don't mind

if we take five minutes, do you?

He's handsome.

- Five minutes.

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