Love at First Bite Page #7

bite this girl on her neck...

so she can turn into a bat.

Yeah, tell them that.

There goes my pension.

We're almost there.

How much do I owe you?

Owe me? Forget about it.

I've been driving people to the airport

for 32 years...

and this is the first time

I ever took a flight. Thanks a lot, buddy.

I only wish the missus was here.

I don't know how it could have happened.

It's dreadful.

The coffin is supposed to be

on Flight 602 to London.

When it arrives in Jamaica, it'll be sent

on the very next flight to London.

But that will be too late.

My master will disintegrate.

He'll turn to dust.

Master, we have a problem.

We have a terrible problem.

Correction, Renfield.

Several terrible problems.

Age before beauty. Follow me.

Listen, when you go through customs,

be careful with that little bag.

But, master, the coffin's

on its way to Jamaica.

What else is new? I'll see you in Jamaica.

Quick. The runway.

Jamaica. Aisle seat. No smoking.

What's the movie?

In Cold Blood.

Vladimir, stop. It's too late.

There is another way.

The third bite?

I don't know, Vladimir.

I mean, you're a beautiful lover.

And you're a great dancer.

You go through doors great.

I don't know

how you're gonna look as a bat.

I just don't know what to do.

You'll have to tell me what to do.

You must make the choice.

No.

As for me...

in a world without romance...

it's better to be dead.

I'm pretty sure I love you.

What am I saying? Of course I love you.

I think.

Do it now, Vladimir.

The third way to kill a vampire...

Herr Count.

A wooden stake through the heart.

Stop it, Doctor.

Stop it. No good. They're gone. See?

They disappeared.

- Gone.

- Oh, no.

Cindy, don't go.

Come back. I need you.

Let's talk about it.

Look. The check.

She paid me everything she owes me.

She left me, but she learned something.

She's a responsible person.

Or whatever.

What was it with that guy?

I mean, what did he have?

Was it the accent? "Good evening."

No, I think it was the cape.

- The cape?

- The cape.

- Don't be ridiculous.

- Try it out.

Let's see what it looks like.

There.

What do you think?

Definitely, it was the cape.

- It really looks terrific on you.

- You think so?

I think so.

Listen...

Doc, I have an anniversary coming up.

My tenth.

If I came home this Friday night

with a bottle of wine, a dozen roses...

wearing that cape, I think it would

drive my wife up the wall.

Can I borrow it for just one night, please?

All right.

Thanks, Doctor.

But I want it back Saturday for the weekend.

- Sure. I'll even have it cleaned. All right?

- Okay.

Thanks.

This isn't it so hard.

I think I'm gonna love immortality.

There is one small disadvantage.

You can only live by night.

That's all right with me.

I mean, I could never really

get my sh*t together till 7:00, anyway.

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