Lovely and Amazing Page #5
- Year:
- 2001
- 291 Views
- Okay.
Jane,
you're gonna be fine.
And you're
gonna look great.
- Hello.
- He just flirted with me.
You're deluded.
I'm not kidding.
What are you, 14?
Why couldn't
he be interested in me?
The guy is your liposuction doctor.
Leave it at that.
- Don't be so negative.
- God, this is depressing me.
- (door opens)
- I gotta go.
- Bye.
- Goodbye.
Where've you been?
- What do you mean?
- It's 9:
00 and you didn't call.I told you I went
to the movies with Jay.
You didn't tell me
anything.
You forgot.
You forgot.
I got a job.
It pays $8 an hour.
What is it?
I work at
a one-hour photo.
There were no toll-booths
in the area?
Hey, I took a job.
Happy?
Did you take it so
you could talk to me like that?
I took the job because you wanted
me to work. Now I'm working.
- Good for you.
- Good for you!
(groans)
Jesus!
Nurse!
Nurse,
I know it's only lipo,
but would somebody
please come and help me?
(sobbing)
$10,000 f***ing dollars
and I'm laying here
on the f***ing floor.
Some nurse came by after about
15 minutes and she was rude.
That infuriates me.
I wish you'd called me.
I couldn't move.
Does your doctor know
what he's doing?
It seems like it. He says I can
go home in a few more days.
Aw, I'd give anything
to take a sh*t.
Is your insurance
paying for this?
No, I'm going broke.
Listen...
you will take care of Annie
when I die, right?
Mom, you already
know that.
I hope nothing happens
to you
because Michelle's not
really an option.
I'll say.
What about Paul?
How would he feel
about it?
Why are you smoking?
Paul and I broke up.
What is his problem?
Why do you assume it's
his problem?
Maybe it's my problem.
You don't have
any problems.
You think I'm perfect?
I think you're lovely
and amazing.
I'm narcissistic.
- You are not.
- It makes Paul sick.
He makes you feel bad
about yourself.
I felt bad about myself
long before I met him.
Well, if he loved you
he'd make you realize
how wonderful you are.
Forget it, Mom.
I saw an old man with a tube
coming out of his throat.
I can barely
look at you.
- Mom, it's an improvement!
- Mom:
It is not an improvement.I loved your hair.
When are you coming home?
Soon.
Why'd you have to come here
in the first place?
Elizabeth,
take Annie somewhere else.
Do something fun.
Come on, Annie,
let's go.
Bye, Mom.
And buy her a hat.
- How many came out?
- All 36.
Thanks.
Jesus, you'd think they'd send
these to a better lab.
So...
what does your husband do?
He's a personal
sound engineer.
What the hell is that?
He installs stereos
for rich people.
You're kidding. I need a CD player.
Could he get me a deal?
Why should he get you
a deal?
Because I'm
his wife's boss.
Good point.
Those guys that came in here
the other day...
they paid me back.
It's cool.
- I'm shocked.
- They're all right.
They were just showing off
in front of you.
I see...
You have
a lot of friends?
Oh yeah.
You could say...
you know,
kind of a cult thing.
Oh yeah.
I see.
Do you have
a lot of friends?
No actually, I think people
are too self-involved.
Don't they know
how cute you are?
I think I'm too old
to be cute.
No way,
you're pretty cute.
(giggles)
This girl has it harder
than this girl.
Why?
Look at her hair. She can't get
a job with it like this.
Of course she can.
She has an Afro, that's all.
She looks like a clown.
No she doesn't.
She looks fine.
What are you doing,
a survey?
Oh, hi.
Hi.
We gotta go.
Come on, Annie.
Wait a minute.
- Hold on. Not so fast.
- What?
What?
It wasn't my fault.
- He did?
- Yeah, I loved you.
Couldn't you tell?
I got a boner, for Christ's sake.
- Well, it's a style.
- What's your name?
Annie.
Hi Annie, I'm Kevin.
I like your hair.
Elizabeth:
She's my little sister.
That is a great organization.
Good for you.
Listen, that part
in the movie...
you shouldn't stress
about sh*t like that.
- I know.
- You want to get a drink?
- How about dinner?
- I can't.
You can take me
to Lorraine's.
Please?
A way of saying I'm sorry
you didn't get the part.
Who did?
Rosie Campbell...
it wasn't my decision.
Bartender:
I need to see some I.D.
He's 22,
I'll vouch for him.
Bartender:
When were you born?
What do you want?
I'll have a scotch
on the rocks.
I'll have a glass
of merlot, please.
My first wife had no idea
how to handle it.
She couldn't understand why
I had to go away on location.
She hated
my whole profession.
That's how Paul seemed.
He thought it was a waste of time
for me to care about how I look.
I wish!
They don't get it.
He acted as if I have a choice.
There is no choice.
Are you one of those actresses
who don't eat?
I never eat, ever.
In fact, I'm dead.
- You're killing me.
- Yeah. So...
I like to make things
and paint things,
like...
- I paint too.
- You do? Wow!
But you were saying...
Just small things like
little plates and bud vases.
Stuff like that.
Wrapping paper was just a new idea
that I'm not going to pursue.
Not exactly
a can't-live-without item.
- I draw.
- Oh yeah?
I want to do
CD covers one day.
But I don't think
I'm that good.
Oh!
I love animals.
I have a sort
of personal animal shelter.
Really?
Are you kidding me?
Because I have this cat
and it shits on everything.
- I was about to give it to the pound.
- I only have dogs.
Couldn't you take a cat?
She's great. You'll love her.
She shits on everything.
That's at my house. Maybe
he wouldn't do that at your house.
She's probably doing it
because she's angry.
Who cares? Am I supposed to care
about my cat's feelings?
I do care. I do.
I was kidding. I love him.
I feel like I'm doing
a very bad thing.
I've had
a drink before.
When you have
as many zits as I do
you're entitled to get hammered
once in a while.
You don't have
that many zits.
I bet you had no zits
when you were in high school.
You're right.
I had an excellent complexion.
And I bet
you were popular.
I was the Homecoming Queen.
(chuckles)
F*** you,
you're kidding, right?
No.
Cool, I'm out
with the Homecoming Queen.
Where do you get
your dogs?
Sometimes I'll find one
that someone's abandoned.
Or the pound'll call me
if they have one that needs a home.
That kind of thing.
You must have
a tremendous amount
of pet hair
on your furniture.
Promise me,
never get a boob job.
Is that advice?
A compliment?
Just promise me.
Why would you care?
Because
you're an original.
An original what...
a**hole?
- An original beauty.
- I am not.
You are.
Hey, I could be your own
personal lint roller.
Ouch!
- Ouch!
- Michelle:
What?Oh!
- This is gorgeous.
- Thanks.
I'd buy this from you
in a second.
Really?
(Michelle giggles)
(whistle blows)
Lorraine:
I'm gonnatake that class
even though I hear
the teacher's boring.
You already have
too many credits.
I could never keep up with
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