Lovesick
- Year:
- 2011
- 90 min
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Love Sick
There are 6.8 billion people in the world
Of which roughly 2.7 billion are
young adults between the ages of 18 to 38
Subtract the 1.5 billion that are women
Take away the psychos,
anti-social, homosexuals, etc
And you've still got about
Out of your lifetime,
you'll probably meet about 7,500 of them
Of which you'll date
about 1% of those men
Of which you'll only
stay with about 3% of that 1%
In hopes that one day
you'll end up with just one
at Beijing University
I found... my one
Yes, that's him!
Do you know?
When you find a fallen eyelash,
you can make a wish
Here
What would you like to wish for?
It already came true
And why did he pick me?
Because you are my girl
He said this song was written just for me
He was also the first guy
that ever held my hand
The first guy that I ever kissed
And the first...
CUT!
This is PG-13! Hello!
Besides, I'm not that kind of girl
He was the perfect man
We were going to build our future together
And then something happened...
He became a pop star!
How can I let you go
When my heart is like a hurricane
Tangled deep inside me
I wrote that song
For my sweet, lovely
Tina Liang
She was the first girl
whoever believed in me
Happy Graduation!
Thank you!
Aaron, your new...
Tina!
Let me explain
Aaron
She's just a girl
Let her go back to Taiwan
Encore! Aaron! Encore! Aaron!
They say that
You're only meant for one person
But what happens when you lose "the one"
Or
Worse
"The one" never loved
you in the first place
It's devastating, like nothing matters
You don't even feel pain
You're just
Numb
Everyone tries to find ways
To keep you busy
Why don't you volunteer
at Grandpa's hospital?
Or
Maybe, go help your aunties
Angry
Divorced
Women
ADW is a support group for women
who were burned by men
That's my aunt Glenda
After her third divorce
She started this group
To help the countless
divorced women out there
And he even bought
a Tiffany bracelet for that tramp
Tina
Please pass out Mr. Bastard to everyone
All right
Men are only known to do what? Lulu
Screw you!
Good
Women who've been injured and hurt,
must find ways to protect themselves
from these bastards
You have 60 seconds
Go!
These aunties were my
only grace and strength
When I had nothing left
The Lord truly understands you
Because He doesn't betray anyone's heart
And then
One day
I snapped out of it
To hurt me like that again!
The more gorgeous they are,
the more they are what?
An a**hole!
An a**hole!
Good
Now keep up with me
Rule #1
Always be on your guard
Never be vulnerable or caught off guard
By men
A**holes comes in all shapes and sizes
Hi
Let me rock your world!
Can I
Upgrade your hard drive?
My name is Casanova
Rule #2:
Be your own hero!Learn to be strong and stand up for yourself!
The Fighting Princess Chapter 89:
The Howling Trees
You're surrounded, Princess
Give it up. Give up the panties!
Let's face it
The reality is relationships are
hard work and difficult
So women need to learn
to protect themselves
Because Rule #3 tells us that
"True love" only exists in fairy tales
(5 Years Later)
From the moment I saw you
My heart
Fluttered like a butterfly
From the moment I saw you
My heart stopped
And for a moment, I thought I had died
Is this guy for real?
Honey, what are you doing?
Playing around like this?
What's bothering you?
Why do we have to come
Honey, when you're working
in the real world
You're going to wish you could've attended
more of these "boring things" in your youth
Really
Here's to fading youth
Let's mourn
Cheers
Drink up
Goodbye youth
Why aren't you drinking?
Do I need to start grieving this early?
Just be supportive
We've been there for you, haven't we?
Cheers
To youth
That's my father
Next to him is my grandpa
The only two good men left in this world
Girls, let's freshen up
Yes
I have to brush my teeth
Why hello
I'm the best man, David...
...Dong
And you are...
Me?
I'm here
just to eat and drink
And those manicured, midget hands
I bet he's going to ask for my number
Or out to dinner
Or
If I have a boyfriend
So I was wondering,
if you're not seeing anybody
How about we get each other's number
Go out for some dinner
Sweat a little
Have some fun
What do you think?
Greedy bastard
Well, I think
You should know that
I'm not your p*ssy cat!
I'll pick you up later
She said yes, she said yes
Happy Heart Day
Here's a heart for you
This is my best friend
since childhood, CoCo
She's beautiful with a smoking hot body
But I don't know if she's innocent
or simple-minded
Naive or dim-witted
And men
won't even care about her inner beauty
So I've got to protect her
Did you just say "Happy Heart Day"?
Yup!
It's something I created
I wanted to find a way
To express love
to the entire world
Let me use your computer for a sec
Of course
This Heart Day you created
It's really just a sales gimmick, right?
What gimmick?
That sounds so un-romantic
Love is big money
It's the easiest way to
make money off people
Love
It's the most romantic thing in the world
Love...
It's also the biggest scam
That's crazy expensive!
Who's gonna buy this?
I'll take it
Actually, I wanted to buy them for you
Please... call me when you have time
Please call me when you have time
I almost forgot
over earlier for you
Said it's some kind of
new hospital program?
And there will also be
two newcomers joining us today
from Peking Union Medical Hospital:
Brandon Lu
And my granddaughter:
Tina Liang
Tina!
Nurse Dorothy!
Remember, your job is
to make sure they laugh
Not just a smile
But those big, deep laughs
This is really important
even though it's not in the report
Report?
Don't worry, Miki's here to help
My god
Why did I agree to help grandpa
with this laughter program?
Okay, make them laugh
Just make them laugh
Hello everybody!
It's my liver that's bad
Not my ears
Where's Dr. Li?
Who?
We want DR. LI, DR. LI, DR. LI!
Freakin' old people
Miki do something!
Okay!
Wait! You can't just leave me like that
Don't leave me here alone
You should hurry up and follow her
Those puppets
are you going to put on a show for us?
Are you going to put on a show for us?
Can you do that song
Can you do that song
from Frankie Valli that goes...
So he likes that song
Of course not
But
If you behave
If you behave
Now, anyone want to help?
I do!
Me! Me!
All right
Let's do some laughing!
Keep going okay guys?
God, what's with all these
weird people in the hospital?
God, what's with all these
weird people in the hospital?
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