Lovesick Page #2

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Ta da! I've got some really good candy

She's freaking scary

My candy!

My candy, my candy!

Are you okay?

"Hi, I'm Tina!"

"LET'S MAKE OUT RIGHT NOW!"

"I have to go!"

I have to go!

So recently

I've been thinking

Botox

Botox?

What's the point of women spending so much

to turn themselves from 50 to 45?

To a man, is there really a difference

between a 50 and a 45 year old?

Isn't there a difference?

Can't I

just make myself

look pretty?

It's Tina

Hello

What? Calm down - what happened?

A man pushed you?

A man!

And the guy made you look into his eyes?

NO!

I almost slipped

and he caught me

and I accidently looked into his eyes and

Oh my God

Tina

Relax

Breath in

Breath out

Remember all our training from ADW

My body feels hot, my palms are sweating,

and I can't calm down!

I bet the guy's an a**hole

I mean gorgeous, isn't he?

He's pretty hot

Oh crap!

Tina, remember

you've already broken Rule #1

Did he apologize?

He didn't run into me

I accidently ran into him

Tina!

She's already defending him!

This is bad

Tina! Get a hold of yourself

Don't you remember

everything that we taught you?

Men are all what?

A**holes!

And they only want to do what?

Screw you!

Yes, so

Don't you dare go soft

Seduce him!

Right!

Seduce him

Yes, seduce the guy

It's the easiest way

To take control and expose the pig

Oh my god - he's coming

Everyone act completely normal

Tina

What kind of game are you playing

with the wall there?

This is our new doctor

in the neurosurgery department,

Dr. Brandon Lu

He also just joined us here

I still have a patient to attend to

Can you please show him to radiology?

Hi, my name is Tina

Are you okay?

You know - you almost fell back there

(Seduce Him!)

Oh, it was nothing

Not like I've fallen for anybody before

Fallen in front of... fallen in front of!

You're used to falling?

Hell no!

I mean, just, occasionally

Uh... Where're you from?

I was born in Taiwan

Moved to Beijing when I was 5.

Did my studies at Peking

Union Medical College

But you're like young

I skipped some grades

Overloaded the rest into my semesters

So I graduated early

I'm sure he got it through connections

Connect what?

Nothing, nothing

I was just saying

Wow, you're exceptional

I'm here for the new

Experimental Neurosurgical Program

How about you?

I'm doing Humor Therapy

Actually, I think it's called

Laughter Therapy

You're funny

Seriously, which department are you in?

(Major A**hole)

Uh... What I mean is

Laughter Therapy

that sounds really interesting

I just didn't know we have this therapy

I'm not a doctor

I'm just a volunteer here

Oh, you're actually not a doctor

That's right

I'm not a doctor

But I do know that

Laughter can increase

the flow of nutrients in the blood

which triggers a boost in the immune system

that can combat nasty diseases

And Laughter

can help maintain a positive attitude

Which I know how important

that is to their doctors

Take that loser!

But you already know this, right DOCTOR?

Uh... If I have any

questions on Laugh Therapy

May I ask for your help?

Sure

Thank you

We're here

He's a doctor

A neurosurgeon

But I'm sure he's just a

Self-righteous bastard

Single?

He wasn't wearing a ring

Didn't know you already checked him out

No, I just noticed by accident

What kind of shoes, what kind of watch?

Citizen watch

Calvin Klein shoes

You see

It's these type of men women go stupid over

Including you

He just holds you for a moment

And you have a panic attack

Good Lord

It's like everything we

taught you was a waste

Well look

At least the guy's rich

and comes with medical insurance

Besides he's a doctor

so there's got to be benefits

I now want Lipo, forget the Facelift

Tell me straight up

Are you into him?

Of course not!

I don't fall that easily

Well good

Then the next time you see him,

you better teach him a lesson

No problem

Here here! Girls

Let's drink to

Tina's promise

You go girl!

Oh my God! You're so good!

You could be a pop star!

And when that soft light glows

and those baby birds chirp

and that clock chimes

That's when I'll let him have it!

The wine don't lie. I knew it, this is bad

We need to figure out a

way watch out for her

Oh My God

Control yourself!

Enlarge, bigger!

No - stop looking!

STOP LOOKING!

He's just too hot!

I wish he'd look over at me

Oh God! He just looked at me!

No - he was looking at me!

So adorable...

He's cute even when he's clumsy

Seriously, aren't you guys're

over doing it just a bit?

I'm gonna go do some real work

Jeez, what's her problem?

Isn't it obvious?

Totally

And where are you going?

Has everyone taken crazy pills?

He's not a freakin' celebrity!

Go away!

I don't want to laugh

I'm going to die anyway

Get help!

Now, Tom, don't be mad

We...

We're all here just trying to help

I'm sorry, it's all my fault

No, Miki, you did great

Don't worry about it

C'mon Tina think think think!

How did that song that he likes go?

You're just too good to be true

Can't take my eyes off you

You'd be like heaven to touch

I wanna hold you so much

At long last love has arrived

And I thank God I'm alive

You're just too good to be true

Can't take my eyes off you

I love you baby

And if it's quite all right

I need you baby to warm the lonely night

I love you baby

Trust in me when I say

Oh pretty baby don't bring me down I pray

Oh pretty baby now that I found you stay

And let me love you baby

Let me love you

Oh God! It's HIM!

All right, party's over.

Let's get back to work!

Dr. Lu

I didn't know you could dance so well

It's been a while, but your granddaughter

Quite a handful, isn't she?

I could barely keep up

Where's Tina?

Nurse Dorothy, where did Tina just go?

What time is it?

She probably ran off to the flower shop

Tina?

Everything's fine, it was just a dance

It's no big deal, everybody was doing it

Besides, I was just doing my job,

I'm sure he knew that

Tina?

Focus, Tina, Focus!

Right now you need to cut the stems!

Cut the stems! CUT THE STEMS!

Why can't I do anything right, right now?

Thorns!

CoCo, have I gone crazy?

I can't even cut flowers right

Don't move

Got it!

CoCo, do you know

You really should be more careful

on how you do things

What do you mean?

You just got to protect yourself

That's all I'm saying, all right?

What're we doing down here?

That guy... he's stalking me!

He's pretty cute!

Let him stalk you

CoCo! Remember the rules, the rules!

Okay, okay

So... what do we do now?

Go out there

But don't tell him I'm here

Why aren't you here?

Tell him I'm sick!

You're sick?

Tell him I died!

You died!

I've never seen you this nervous before

Do you like him?

Are you crazy! He...

He's a loser, punk

a gorgeous a**hole!

And you!

You're so sexy... go out and seduce him

and he'll be drooling all over you

like a pervert!

Go! Seduce him!

But how do I do that?

Like this!

Oh God, look at those b*obs!

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