Lovesick Page #3
- Year:
- 2011
- 90 min
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Now go get him you sexy kitty!
Meow?
Excuse me?
That tickles
Hi! Stop, don't move!
I'm...
I said, don't move!
Not moving, not moving
I was just wondering...
Of course!
You just need to tell me
What you like and how you like it
And I'll do my best
To make you satisfied
Miss, I'm sorry
But your shirt
Sorry, I spilt some coffee on it
Is this guy homo?
Is this guy homo?
Is Tina here?
Is Tina here?
She's dead
She's dead?!
I said sick, not dead!
Oh, what I mean is
She's sick! Not dead
That's kind of a big difference
in the medical world
Tell him I have a disease!
She has a disease
A disease
What do you mean?
Like she's dying?
Can you tell me what kind of disease?
I think she got it
when she was traveling in India
Ginacuritus!
Ginacuritus?
Never heard of it?
I think monkeys sometimes get it
Well, if you see her,
can you please let her
I will
Thank you
That was stressful
What's going on?
That guy
He's trying to make my life miserable
But, he doesn't seem like a bad person
You got it wrong!
And I'm not going to let ANY girl
fall into that man trap
I've got no choice
But to get rid of him
Time for some planning
The easiest way to destroy
a man
Is to make his life stink
And I don't mean just his reputation
I mean literally
make him stink
It doesn't matter
if he's dashing on the outside
Show people he's a slob on the inside
And it's bye bye pretty eyes
Dr. Lu
It's been a 36 hour shift for you
Don't you want to rest a bit?
I do
but
still got a presentation to do
Bye bye
Sorry to keep everyone waiting
Sorry, my shaver wasn't
working this morning
All right, so patient 301
needs to have his blood
checked every half hour
Dr. Lu
You showered, right?
Oh god, sorry, I think it's me
I'm really sorry
That's so yuck
Uh... I think I forgot my deodorant too
I'm sorry
I think it's coming from your shoes
No, it's definitely your pants
Hurry, we're on a tight schedule
And still have lots to do!
So the surgical program's success rates
have been very high
And this is extremely positive news
So in conclusion
I hope we can all keep building
on our good work
And become one of the most
successful neurosurgical hospitals
He's so MAN!
My Prince Charming!
He's too amazing
Thank you
And then he trashes all his clothes
Did he have a tight body?
Shut up
What the heck am I gonna do?
We're dealing with a serious guy here
He's not only survived
what you've thrown at him
But
Somehow come out even more popular from it
Right! So now
Looks like we've got no choice
Time to get serious here
You've got to go on a date with him
Go on a date with him?
Go on a date with him?
Discover what this guy's REALLY hiding
Discover what this guy's REALLY hiding
I just want him to go away
Well then quit whining
Well then quit whining
and take your game up a notch!
And take your game up a notch!
Girls
YES:
Why the heck did he have to
come to this hospital?
Pizza... I smell Pizza!
Oh, I'm mixed ethnicity
Mixed? What're you a mix of?
I'm part Shandong, part Shanghainese
Miki, you're the best!
Miki Lin, Miki Lin,
please come to the Nursing Station!
No, no
I'll clean up... you go
Thanks
You sure do like falling...
And you're a hard person to track down
Well, I'm busy
Super busy
Crazy busy
You're sick?
What're you talking about?
Oh right! I'm sick
Why'd she go tell you that
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
But what exactly is Ginacuritus?
It's a disease that monkeys sometimes get
Don't you know that, Doctor?
I knew it!
But you're not a monkey...
All right! Then I got to go!
Wait!
...Sorry
But I just thought maybe
If you want,
we could go talk about Ginacurtitus
Over dinner
Oh thanks, but
I just ate. A lot
Gross isn't it?
Wait, how about this
If I can get you to laugh
Will you have dinner with me?
Are you kidding me dude?
Okay, here we go
There was this girl
that had two things:
One, he needed to be a
knight in shining armor
And two, he needed to have a chariot
So, she went to her computer
to search for a match
And it told her the answer was
Chinese chess!
You know - Chinese chess!
Because there's a knight and also a chariot
Chinese chess! Chinese...
What a retard...
Hello, this is CoCo!
CoCo
What's up?
I have a date but don't
know what to wear...
Hello?
Been waiting long?
After you
How'd you hear of this place?
Oh, from your grandpa, he told me...
My grandpa?
Yes, your grandpa...
I'm sorry, sorry
It's ok, I need to go clean up really quick
What's wrong with me?
What am I gonna do?
Grandpa knows I'm on a date with Brandon
Calm down
Relax
Your grandpa's not the type
to tell everyone, okay?
Now what's our goal?
Take down Brandon
And get the real dirt on this dude
Very Good
Not you!
Now go have some fun
And destroy him
Okay? Don't call if it's not important
Excuse me, miss
May I need your help
You see my friend over there
He's having a hard time
getting over his last breakup
and feeling kind of down
So I was thinking
Maybe you might have the ability to
give him some extra attention?
You know, I've noticed there're
quite a lot of pretty girls here
Checking you out
Really?
Now, here's where
our hot, sexy dancers
C'mon honey, the show's about to start!
But wait!
It's show time
Song's not over yet
Pretty impressive.
I didn't know you could dance to Latin
Well I did live in Spain for a while
But that was a long time ago
Oh... for a girl?
Actually, I did residency
at a hospital in Barcelona...
Hola
You were pretty good back there
If you like, we could go dance in private
And what I serve is much better
than what they serve here
Ciao
Bye
Oh right, where was I?
I learned a lot in Barcelona
on surgical techniques
How did that have no effect?
And from such a sexy woman!
Is he really homo?
How about you?
How long have you been at the hospital?
Since Aar...
...A long time ago
Anyways, everyone's really good to me
whenever I volunteer
They are great people
And they really take care of me too
But every now
and then it still feels kinda lonely
You get lonely?
Doesn't everybody?
Thanks
Let's split it
Did you hear?
Tina went out with Dr. Lu?
I heard that she threw water in his face
No, I heard she sucker punched him
Or maybe she did both!
What're you guys doing?
Is it true?
Did you and Dr. Lu really
go out last night?
It was just dinner
Just dinner, no big deal
Where did you guys go?
Just some place called the Latin House
Well, did you guys...
Dance?
It's not like I had a choice
Brandon pulled me onto the floor
But that's not the big secret I discovered
See, the big secret is...
He already has a woman
No way!
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