Lovesick Page #3

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Now go get him you sexy kitty!

Meow?

Excuse me?

That tickles

Hi! Stop, don't move!

I'm...

I said, don't move!

Not moving, not moving

I was just wondering...

Of course!

You just need to tell me

What you like and how you like it

And I'll do my best

To make you satisfied

Miss, I'm sorry

But your shirt

Sorry, I spilt some coffee on it

Is this guy homo?

Is this guy homo?

Is Tina here?

Is Tina here?

She's dead

She's dead?!

I said sick, not dead!

Oh, what I mean is

She's sick! Not dead

That's kind of a big difference

in the medical world

Tell him I have a disease!

She has a disease

A disease

What do you mean?

Like she's dying?

Can you tell me what kind of disease?

I think she got it

when she was traveling in India

Ginacuritus!

Ginacuritus?

Never heard of it?

I think monkeys sometimes get it

Well, if you see her,

can you please let her

know Brandon dropped by?

I will

Thank you

That was stressful

What's going on?

That guy

He's trying to make my life miserable

But, he doesn't seem like a bad person

You got it wrong!

And I'm not going to let ANY girl

fall into that man trap

I've got no choice

But to get rid of him

Time for some planning

The easiest way to destroy

a man

Is to make his life stink

And I don't mean just his reputation

I mean literally

make him stink

It doesn't matter

if he's dashing on the outside

Show people he's a slob on the inside

And it's bye bye pretty eyes

Dr. Lu

It's been a 36 hour shift for you

Don't you want to rest a bit?

I do

but

still got a presentation to do

Bye bye

Sorry to keep everyone waiting

Sorry, my shaver wasn't

working this morning

All right, so patient 301

needs to have his blood

checked every half hour

Dr. Lu

You showered, right?

Oh god, sorry, I think it's me

I'm really sorry

That's so yuck

Uh... I think I forgot my deodorant too

I'm sorry

I think it's coming from your shoes

No, it's definitely your pants

Hurry, we're on a tight schedule

And still have lots to do!

So the surgical program's success rates

have been very high

And this is extremely positive news

So in conclusion

I hope we can all keep building

on our good work

And become one of the most

successful neurosurgical hospitals

He's so MAN!

My Prince Charming!

He's too amazing

Thank you

And then he trashes all his clothes

Did he have a tight body?

Shut up

What the heck am I gonna do?

We're dealing with a serious guy here

He's not only survived

what you've thrown at him

But

Somehow come out even more popular from it

Right! So now

Looks like we've got no choice

Time to get serious here

You've got to go on a date with him

Go on a date with him?

Go on a date with him?

Discover what this guy's REALLY hiding

Discover what this guy's REALLY hiding

I just want him to go away

Well then quit whining

Well then quit whining

and take your game up a notch!

And take your game up a notch!

Girls

YES:

Why the heck did he have to

come to this hospital?

Pizza... I smell Pizza!

Oh, I'm mixed ethnicity

Mixed? What're you a mix of?

I'm part Shandong, part Shanghainese

Miki, you're the best!

Miki Lin, Miki Lin,

please come to the Nursing Station!

No, no

I'll clean up... you go

Thanks

You sure do like falling...

And you're a hard person to track down

Well, I'm busy

Super busy

Crazy busy

I heard from your friend that

You're sick?

What're you talking about?

Oh right! I'm sick

Why'd she go tell you that

I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

But what exactly is Ginacuritus?

It's a disease that monkeys sometimes get

Don't you know that, Doctor?

I knew it!

But you're not a monkey...

All right! Then I got to go!

Wait!

...Sorry

But I just thought maybe

If you want,

we could go talk about Ginacurtitus

Over dinner

Oh thanks, but

I just ate. A lot

Gross isn't it?

Wait, how about this

If I can get you to laugh

Will you have dinner with me?

Are you kidding me dude?

Okay, here we go

There was this girl

she wanted to marry a man

that had two things:

One, he needed to be a

knight in shining armor

And two, he needed to have a chariot

So, she went to her computer

to search for a match

And it told her the answer was

Chinese chess!

You know - Chinese chess!

Because there's a knight and also a chariot

Chinese chess! Chinese...

What a retard...

I'll think about it, okay?

Hello, this is CoCo!

CoCo

What's up?

I have a date but don't

know what to wear...

Hello?

Been waiting long?

After you

How'd you hear of this place?

Oh, from your grandpa, he told me...

My grandpa?

Yes, your grandpa...

I'm sorry, sorry

It's ok, I need to go clean up really quick

What's wrong with me?

What am I gonna do?

Grandpa knows I'm on a date with Brandon

Calm down

Relax

I'm trying to relax too

Your grandpa's not the type

to tell everyone, okay?

Now what's our goal?

Take down Brandon

And get the real dirt on this dude

Very Good

Not you!

Now go have some fun

And destroy him

Okay? Don't call if it's not important

Excuse me, miss

May I need your help

You see my friend over there

He's having a hard time

getting over his last breakup

and feeling kind of down

So I was thinking

Maybe you might have the ability to

give him some extra attention?

You know, I've noticed there're

quite a lot of pretty girls here

Checking you out

Really?

Now, here's where

our hot, sexy dancers

are gonna bring out some of

you lucky people to dance!

C'mon honey, the show's about to start!

But wait!

It's show time

Song's not over yet

Pretty impressive.

I didn't know you could dance to Latin

Well I did live in Spain for a while

But that was a long time ago

Oh... for a girl?

Actually, I did residency

at a hospital in Barcelona...

Hola

You were pretty good back there

You were pretty amazing too

If you like, we could go dance in private

And what I serve is much better

than what they serve here

Ciao

Bye

Oh right, where was I?

I learned a lot in Barcelona

on surgical techniques

How did that have no effect?

And from such a sexy woman!

Is he really homo?

How about you?

How long have you been at the hospital?

Since Aar...

...A long time ago

Anyways, everyone's really good to me

whenever I volunteer

So, it makes me really happy

They are great people

And they really take care of me too

But every now

and then it still feels kinda lonely

You get lonely?

Doesn't everybody?

Thanks

Let's split it

Did you hear?

Tina went out with Dr. Lu?

I heard that she threw water in his face

No, I heard she sucker punched him

Or maybe she did both!

What're you guys doing?

Is it true?

Did you and Dr. Lu really

go out last night?

It was just dinner

Just dinner, no big deal

Where did you guys go?

Just some place called the Latin House

Well, did you guys...

Dance?

It's not like I had a choice

Brandon pulled me onto the floor

But that's not the big secret I discovered

See, the big secret is...

He already has a woman

No way!

Just check out the picture in his wallet

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