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Lt. Robin Crusoe, U.S.N. Page #2
- G
- Year:
- 1966
- 110 min
- 144 Views
buddy. It's okay now.
Hey, listen. How'd you get here anyway?
Listen, who are you?
Huh?
A fellow American!
Oh, boy. If you only knew
how glad I am to see you.
What's this?
" Astro-Chimp Floyd?
Project Mercury. Discoverer of bearer
please notify Navy
Department, Washington, D.C."
An astro-chimp.
Well, sir, let me tell you
what an honor it is to meet you.
In my book, you're one of
Hey, mind if I look around in here?
Of course he couldn't answer.
But I could almost
figure it out for myself.
It was years since the chimp program
on space probes was phased out.
Floyd probably landed
out of recovery range,
floated to shore in a space capsule,
broken out and managed
somehow to survive.
After all, why shouldn't he survive?
Floyd wasn'tjust any animal.
The Navy selected these creatures
for their high degree of adaptability.
As I recall, the IQs of those
astro-chimps compared favorably...
with those of your average naval ensign.
Oh, boy!
A Japanese supermarket!
Wait a minute. Let's
not lose our heads here.
I don't need comic books. I
don't need the gas mask either.
I don't need... whatever that is.
Now, let's do it the way Robinson
Crusoe did it hundreds of years ago.
Still makes sense. You
take things off the ship
in the order of their importance.
A storm could take the boat right off
the reef and sink it in deep water.
Tools. Need plenty of tools.
Candles. Blankets.
Oh, can I use blankets.
houses are sure cute.
They're simple, too.
Hey, Floyd, I'll bet we
could build one of them.
Let's see.
We stripped the submarine
of tools and materials,
and borrowing somewhat from the
Tinker Toy school of architecture,
we finished in a couple of weeks.
doll house with a hangover,
but we were proud of it.
We now have
a new addition
to the household.
while we were finishing the house,
and it seems he has
attached himself to us.
Hello, Jane.
Hello, Jane.
No, no. Me Rob, you Jane.
Me Rob, you Jane.
No, let's get this straight.
Jane. Jane. Get that?
Remember? Jane.
Remember? Jane. Remember? Jane.
Never mind. We'll work on it later.
Oh, Floyd, that's very pretty.
Just put it over here.
Anyplace is all right.
Very pretty!
I must close now, sweetheart,
as I want to catch the outgoing tide.
I'll be writing every day now.
All my love, Rob.
Remember? Jane. Remember? Jane.
You bet your beady little
black eyes I'll remember Jane.
That girl is one in a million.
Be back in a minute, Floyd.
- I'm gonna go down to mail a letter.
- Remember? Jane.
Onward, O missive of love,
through wind and rain
and sleet and snow.
The mail must go through.
All right. I'll call you.
Let me see you beat three
pretty little geishas.
All right.
three geishas. Go on. Take them.
- Oh, boy.
- Shut up.
Shut up. Deal.
Go play a game of skill
with a dumb animal.
Shut up and deal. Shut up and deal.
Have I got a surprise
for you come Thanksgiving.
Shut up and deal!
I wonder what this stuff
is we got off the submarine.
Look like some kind
of Japanese soft drink.
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
It's not bad.
Kumquat cola or something.
Oh, boy!
A little for you and a little for me.
Okay, buddy boy. Here
we go. I deal again.
Okay. I open for two clams.
And for Pete's sake, don't go ape with
the betting. It always spoils the game.
Okay, how many cards?
Come on, Floyd. I'm trying
to teach you the game.
A full house.
All right. Lucky.
Watch this one.
Come on, Floyd.
Bottoms up. Chug-a-lug.
How many cards?
All right, wise guy.
Okay, wise guy. I'll play these.
And I'll bet them all.
Read them and weep.
Not again.
All right. Take it
all. Go on, take it all!
I hope you're... I hope
you're proud of yourself.
Do you know something, my
You know something?
You play poker like a woman.
You know why?
A woman doesn't know what
cards she's playing either,
and she always wins.
- And I'll tell you why she always wins.
- Remember Jane.
Remember Jane.
Floyd, did I ever show you
a picture of my fiance?
This is the most beautiful
creature in the whole world, Floyd.
Isn't she lovely?
I don't suppose you astro-chimps
ever had a lady friend, huh?
I mean, you just never had one.
All that rigorous flight training
and regular... regular hours.
And no dames. Strict... Strict rules.
Oh, Floyd, she's lovely.
She's in show business, I see, huh?
Oh, Floyd, how you must miss her.
Floyd, a toast.
A toast with this delicious
Japanese soft drink.
To our ladies fair,
wherever they are, may be.
From their lonely, loyal sailor... boys.
Floyd, you look terrible.
I better put you two to bed.
You know, you shouldn't break
training like that, Floyd.
Just a minute, Floyd.
You know something, Floyd?
They ought to bottle this stuff.
Floyd, a toast.
and to the world in general.
Wherever they may be.
Cock-a-diddle-doodle.
Cock-a-diddle-doodle.
Cock-a-diddle-doodle.
Cock-a-diddle-doodle.
Cock-a-diddle-doodle-dada-diddle.
- Ooh. -
Cock-a-diddle-doodle.
It's not "
cock-a-diddle-doodle. "
It's " cock-a-doodle-do.
" "Cock-a-doodle-do. "
- How many times do I have to
tell you? - Cock-a-doodle-do!
Cock-a-doodle-do!
Cock-a-doodle-do!
Cock-a-doodle-do!
Oh, that was a great idea,
training the bird to be an alarm clock.
Kumquat cola.
Ah.
Why don't you lead
off. You go off first.
Here.
Now, remember, keep your
head... Watch your grip.
No, that's all wrong.
You lifted your head...
Nice shot. Lousy form and a nice shot.
Sometimes it's just luck.
Oh, don't get funny.
Japanese clubs are a
little short for me, Floyd.
That's a great lie, that is.
Right in the middle of a footprint.
Floyd, your footprints
are all over the place.
How many times have I told you to
rake over your footprints in a trap?
It's one of the cardinal rules of
golf. You replace your divots and you...
You know something?
That doesn't look like your footprint.
Floyd, I'm sorry. It's
one of mine. Look at this.
Actually, it's a little...
little small for mine, isn't it?
Floyd, we're not alone.
Come on!
Stay close to me, Floyd.
Why did it get so quiet all of a sudden?
Come on. Let's go.
That means everybody, sailor. Come on!
See, Floyd? It's all right.
Just an ordinary dark, terrifying cave.
- Ah!
- Ah!
Be careful! You're gonna hurt somebody!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Now, listen.
Just calm down.
I'm not gonna hurt you.
I'm not gonna hurt you.
That's it. I'm not gonna hurt you.
No, wait. Don't, don't. Hey!
Don't stand there, you
dumb ape. We're not playing.
What is the matter with you?
All right. Now, I turn you loose,
you gonna be good?
All right.
Now, just stay calm.
See? See?
Nothing to be upset about.
Just be calm.
That's it.
All nice. Nice, now.
That's all right.
Me trust. All smiles. See teeth?
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