Lt. Robin Crusoe, U.S.N. Page #5

tight ship around here.

Look, I am trying awfully

hard to keep a grasp on the...

...realities.

How about Wednesday fix you

breakfast, Admiral Honey?

Well, okay.

I'll write my letter.

Okay. You write, I fix.

Dear...

Uh...

Dear...

Dear...

"My undying love. Your Jane. "

Jane. Jane. That's it. Jane.

What's the matter with me?

Oh, honey, I don't know what's come...

Ooh.

Jane?

I better get off this

island pretty soon.

Dear old Jane.

Uh, dearest Jane.

Tanamashu.

Tanamashu come! Tanamashu!

As the days wear on,

I can't help feeling

more and more...

Tanamashu! Tanamashu come!

Tanamashu!

- Tanamashu!

- Tanamashu come!

Tanamashu come! Sound the

alarm! Sound the alarm!

Sound the alarm!

This is it.

9:
22 am. Tanamashu sighted.

If you don't hear from me

again, you'll know what happened.

Love, Rob.

Tanamashu come! Sound the alarm!

- Sound the alarm!

- Tanamashu come!

Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!

Bad enough I gotta be

stranded in the South Pacific

without a bunch of hysterical women.

Admiral I had to be with my big mouth.

instead of wait for the Navy to get me.

Tanamashu come!

All right! Remember

your battle training.

Remember your training.

Let's not lose our heads.

Admiral's not gonna let

anything happen to anybody!

I gotta get ahold of

myself. All right, now!

Battle alert! Battle plans! " A."

All right, plan " A" for Able

is under operation right now.

Commanders, get your men in

their positions. Your women!

Wednesday, get my binoculars. Okay?

Now get your weapons, everybody.

I wanna wish everybody good

luck, and keep your spirits up.

Keep your communications open.

All right. Uh, move out! Move out!

Wednesday! Wednesday,

you, uh, you go with me.

Now, remember, we hold to Plan " A",

unless I signal.

No violence. We're gonna negotiate.

- Talk-talk.

- Okay, okay.

But talk-talk still lousy

idea. You don't know Father.

Which one is Dad?

I can't help wondering if

you're being fair to your father.

Father under umbrella.

He can't be as bad as

you're painting him.

What Father doing now?

Changing a tire.

All right, get ready. Go on.

Anchor aweigh, me boy

Anchor aweigh

Farewell to college, boy

We sail at break of day Day, day, day

Through our last night on shore

Drink to the foam

Until we meet once more

We wishing you a happy voyage home

Bad daughter! You!

- Grab bad daughter!

- One moment, please.

Bad daughter got right to

talk. All women got rights.

Why?

Why bad daughter want right to talk?

What's the matter?

Get everyone mix up!

Well, everything is okay.

No, woman don't got to need right

to talk. Great Kabuna say this.

Great Kabuna not say this.

Great Kabuna say, "No,

no, no! Woman got rights!"

Kabuna say, "No, no, no, no"?

How you know?

Kabuna tell me this.

Great Kabuna tell her this!

Everyone know Kabuna

speak only to Tanamashu!

- Kabuna speak to me.

- Maybe.

Maybe so.

How about we all go Kabuna, hmm?

Everyone see Kabuna

speak only Tanamashu!

Maybe great Kabuna

speak bad daughter, too.

- Okay, we go?

- Okay.

Okay, we go. We have feast,

good time, dancing!

Talk about woman rights to great Kabuna.

Maybe throw bad daughter

kau-kau to shark.

Sharks got rights too, eh?

Boy, he's walking right into it.

Come on, Floyd! What's the

matter with you? Will you let go?

I can talk to you later.

Come on, Floyd. Gotta go.

It's very important, Floyd!

I gotta get over to Kabuna! Ah!

Floyd, get me down from here!

Kabuna speak Tanamashu.

Then we die. All finished up.

Everything okay. Kabuna okay.

He with us, remember?

Floyd, this is no

time for games! Let go!

Come on, Floyd!

Almighty Kabuna,

Tanamashu give you greetings.

Greetings, Kabuna.

Huh?

Mighty Kabuna,

bad daughter wish you speak.

You like this?

My daughter,

great Kabuna say speak okay.

Great Kabuna, speak to me.

Speak so not only I hear,

not only Father hear,

but everyone hear.

Okay, Floyd, I'm loose.

You can let go now.

Speak of Tanamashu.

Speak of woman got rights.

Speak of all things.

We wait patiently, great Kabuna.

This is what Rob honey call " cue. "

- Woof-woof.

- Woof-woof?

Woof-woof?

Great Kabuna, maybe one word?

Maybe small whisper?

Kabuna pretty smart, eh?

Grab woman!

ust a minute, Charlie.

- Hold it!

- Huh?

Drop those girls!

Tanamashu, listen!

Kabuna now speak to all people.

Keep it up, Floyd.

Kabuna say woman got rights!

What's the matter here?

This not Kabuna voice!

No! Only Tanamashu

can hear Kabuna voice!

Not true!

Kabuna plenty tired of

Tanamashu put words in mouth.

Tanamashu think maybe

this some kind of trick.

Why great Kabuna speak

white men fashion, eh?

Kabuna speak many tongues.

Speak with flaming tongue of anger!

Kabuna speak with icy breath...

...of contempt!

What you say now, bad Chief Tanamashu?

I say you fake!

What you call Kabuna,

Kabuna call you double!

I say you one big

finish-up liar!

Get on the water, Floyd.

Now you make Kabuna plenty mad.

Get the water.

Come on, Floyd. Turn it on!

Right on target!

Pour it on! Keep it coming!

More pressure, Floyd!

Don't be afraid of it!

Ooh! Ah!

- Rob!

- Floyd!

Floyd!

Floyd, turn it down!

Floyd!

Hey, Floyd! Turn it down!

Turn it down, you idiot!

Turn it down!

Go on! Get out of here! Plan "B"!

All right, you guys. You

want Kabuna get tough?

Back!

Hold it! Hold it.

Kabuna watch every move.

Grab him! Get him!

Floyd.

- Floyd, turn on the water.

Hold it! Hold it.

Floyd, tell Kabuna hit the water!

You dare defy great god Kabuna?

Back!

Great Kabuna, turn on the water!

Anybody, hit the water!

Don't bother me, Floyd. I'm busy.

Hey, look out! Back!

Cut it out, will you?

Kabuna say he ready to blow!

- Run! Go!

- I tough Chief Tanamashu!

Tanamashu never run.

- Let go!

Ah!

Run! Quick! Quick!

Tanamashu always runs. Wait! Wait!

Where? Where everybody go?

What's the matter?

This way!

Huh?

What's the matter?

- He my father. I pull.

- Okay.

Ah! Ah!

You, uh, have enough?

- You say uncle?

Father say uncle.

Look!

Kabuna smile!

Very good, okay.

Thank you.

Say, Tanamashu,

I'm sorry about those boats.

Well, it must take a long time

to hollow out one of those.

- Kuaga. -

What? Kuou-ou?

- Kuagigake.

- Oh, kuagigake.

You know, she is a wonderful girl.

She's gonna make some headhunter

a great little wife someday.

Sure! Sure, go. Go

dance with bad daughter!

Go!

Hey!

Wise guy dance okay!

Wise guy dance pretty

good marriage dance!

Marriage dance?

No, no. Wait a minute. Please, please.

Tanamashu don't lose daughter, no!

Tanamashu got wise-guy son!

Oh, I'm terribly sorry.

Look, I didn't mean...

Wednesday, I'm not good enough for you.

She's a chief's daughter.

I mean, you know that.

Hum-diddle-diddle

Hum-diddle-ay

If you daughter of

Tanamashu, go get him!

Okay. I do.

Chopper!

Help! Help!

Hey! Help! Help!

Hey! Hey!

Help! Help!

Come on! You dumb... Can't you read?

Help! Come on!

Come on! Come on! The

natives are after me!

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