Lt. Robin Crusoe, U.S.N. Page #4

I'm drowning! You gotta believe me.

- I'm very sincere.

- One moment!

I tell sisters-cousins,

woman got rights!

My whole life passing

in front of my eyes!

- Woman got rights, you say!

- Okay, okay. Women got rights.

So we not go now.

You just said your father's gonna

kau-kau everybody to the sharks.

But Father got to catch

first. First we fight!

Fight? Fight?

Wednesday, you're out of

your mind! You can't fight.

We try.

Sisters-cousins fight good, probably.

- You be our chief.

- Me?

Well, chief, admiral,

general. What is word?

The word's " no. "

Following a brief

period of brainwashing,

I decided to accept their

offer and make the best of it.

Until we meet once more

We wishing you a happy voyage home

- Company, halt!

Now hear this!

In my book, there's just one way to

do things, and that is the Navy way.

The entire efficiency of a fighting

machine is based on just one thing.

Discipline.

Discipline, discipline, discipline!

We shape up or ship out!

Let's see if we can

form a line along here.

On the double!

All right, ladies. Shape up!

That's enough shaping up.

At ease!

Admiral Honey, they

already at ease, thank you.

Feel fine. Like you plenty.

That's not what I meant. Never mind.

All right, sailor, wipe

that smile off your face.

- I said wipe it off!

- Okay, honey.

- You mean " sir. "

- Okay, honey, sir.

Smarten up, sailor. Smarten up.

All right, belay that

giggling! Sailors do not giggle!

Well, thank you.

Wait a minute. No. Wait a minute.

Let's not confuse the relationship

between an officer and personnel.

Ladies, discipline is very important

here! Come on! Knock it off.

Knock it... Company, dismissed!

It's gonna be a very tough war.

- Not much good-looking

house. - That doesn't matter.

What's important is that we get our

battle strategy clearly in our minds.

Okay, Admiral Honey. You're boss.

Yeah. All right. Where does

Father usually land his canoes?

Always here.

Always take this path to Kabuna here.

What does Father do at Kabuna?

They do good business.

Father stand to Kabuna.

Father say, "I, Tanamashu, here.

What great god Kabuna got to say?"

And Kabuna say,

"You good chief, Tanamashu.

Kabuna like you plenty.

Tell people to bring you best

fish, bring you pretty new girls,

throw old wives kau-kau to shark.

This make Kabuna plenty happy. "

Sounds a little fishy to me.

You mean, people hear Kabuna say this?

Oh, not people. People not hear.

Kabuna speak only to

Father. Only Father hear.

Oh! Only Father hear, huh?

I think I know that bit.

What's the matter, "bit"?

I may just visit Kabuna myself.

I may outsmart Father.

You outsmart Father?

Wednesday, all due

respect to your father,

but he is, after all, just a savage.

On the other hand, I

am graduated with honors

from one of the finest technical

schools in the United States.

In all honesty, who do you

think is going to outsmart whom?

Father.

You got some other plan, Admiral Honey?

Well, as a last resort, I

mean only as a last resort,

we may have to fight,

make a big hoo-hoo.

This good type plan. All

sisters-cousins like to make big hoo-hoo!

Okay, but remember, we hoo-hoo

only in the case of emergency.

Someone may get hurt if we hoo-hoo,

and I'm afraid I know who.

All right, young people. Get to work.

Snap it up! Mm-hmm.

Cousin, take topside. Plenty hurry.

- What's the matter this thing?

- Don't know.

Admiral Honey say move it, we

move. Come along, sisters-cousins.

On your toes. Gung ho. Now,

move out, move out. Come on.

What's the matter

this? Maybe candy stick.

- You think?

- Maybe candy. Maybe not.

Hey, watch it! Hey, those are flares.

Explosive.

Just take them up

topside. Don't fool around.

Come along, sisters-cousins. On

your toes! Now, move out! Come on.

Well, here goes.

Hey! Hey, I did it! I

got the generator working!

Ow! Oh, boy.

Stop horsing around!

This thing is dangerous.

Stop it!

Hey, away from the

water! That wire's hot!

Sweetie, that line runs

back to the generator.

You step in the water

with the juice turned on,

you'll light up like a Roman candle.

I mean, you shoot off sparks.

You know, I mean, big smoke.

Thank you. You are pretty nice yourself.

Yeah.

- Hey!

So far, so good.

Like you say, so far, so good.

Yeah...

Yeah.

Wednesday, I do not like this.

Sisters-cousins take good

care of Admiral Honey.

Admirals don't get carried

around on litters by girls.

At least not in wartime.

Ladies got to respect, got

to look up to Admiral Honey.

Ride in litter, save face.

- Also feet.

- It's not my face I'm worried about.

Floyd, no, no.

Get down from there.

You do it like this.

I always thought you were the big brain.

No, you idiot! Stay back!

Don't get sore at me. Why didn't

you watch what you were doing?

Maybe we've learned a little lesson now.

Yo.

Move it out.

Periscope secure

and working.

Now, let's see. Flares.

Flares. Twelve cases.

Smoke bombs, six.

Oxygen tank, one.

Smoke masks. Smoke masks.

Two.

First-aid kit.

First-aid kit. One.

Flamethrower, one.

Okay.

And...

Fire extinguisher,

carbon-dioxide spray type.

Nice effect.

Okay, battery packs. Six.

Extra spool of wire,

double-14 gauge, two.

Water valve installed and working.

And that's about it.

Hello, hello. Testing,

one, two, three. Testing.

Hello. How now brown cow.

Hello. Brown cow. One,

two, three. Testing.

Testing. Woof-woof. Hello, Max. Hello.

Hello. Hello. Hello.

How now brown cow.

'Round the rugged rock

the ragged rascal ran.

Sister Susie sells

seashells by the seashore.

Soft. What light in yon window breaks?

It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.

See how she leans her

cheek upon her hand.

Would that I were a glove.

You read...

Sorry, folks.

Kabuna a little hammy there.

Okay.

Kabuna say daughter of Tanamashu speak!

Go ahead, Wednesday.

That's your cue. Speak.

Okay.

I, daughter of Tanamashu, speak.

Proceed! Kabuna listen.

I say woman got rights.

Okay.

I say woman got right to talk.

That's right.

I say woman got right to

choose first-chop fella!

- I say Tanamashu no good.

I love Tanamashu. He my father.

But he no good. We give him big squeeze!

Kabuna got to go along

with daughter of Tanamashu.

Daughter plenty okay.

Kabuna say woman got rights.

Woman got rights to talk.

Got rights to choose first-chop fella.

Tanamashu plenty tough? Okay.

The bigger they are,

the harder they fall.

And the team that won't

be beaten, can't be beaten.

All right, now go out there

and win one for old Kabuna!

Anchor aweigh, me boy

Anchor aweigh

All right. What's going on in here?

There's nobody in those lookout

stations. There's a war going on.

Come on! Everybody move it back

to their work! On the double.

Sorry. My fault.

Well, a fine combat force this is.

There's nobody on those posts.

Everybody's playing laugh

and giggle while Tanamashu

quietly sneaks in here

and cuts our throats.

Wednesday sorry.

Well, we gotta run a

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