Lucky Luke Page #5

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And if you don't drink it,

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straight to jail. That clear?

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There's one left.

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Is someone not thirsty?

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That's better.

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- What do we do?

- Put bad guys in jail.

456

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Why?

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To protect Lucky Luke. Get it?

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Because he has no gun?

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- Because I'm killing him.

- No, I am!

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Where can we get badges?

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- In the sheriff's office.

- So let's go there.

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I'm a poor lonesome cowboy,

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and a long, long way from home...

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Let's get you comfortable.

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Take off these pants.

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I'll take care of that.

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He needs the help of a real woman.

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Let's see if I'm real or not.

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Sweetie-pie!

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I'll keep guard.

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I'm dead.

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You're the angel

of lonesome cowboys.

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Good night, Jolly.

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What the hell?

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I'm sorry.

I thought you were my horse.

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- Force of habit.

- Sorry.

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It's called water, cowboy.

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Feel any better?

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Nothing to see here.

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What are you doing?

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Removing your boots.

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What for?

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It's better.

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Boots never come off!

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Relax, tenderfoot.

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Nails like that

keep you on your toes.

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They'll skin your hide.

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At least it'll be clean.

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Got any dreams?

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To walk on the moon.

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Walk on the moon?

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Why not?

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Some man will do it

before I even see Paris.

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Traveling is my dream.

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For it to come true.

An old family custom.

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Thanks.

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Never say thanks.

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Never!

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Had any adventures?

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Yeah, lots.

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I'm Lucky Luke.

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''Lucky Luke vs. the Daltons''...

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I meant...

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adventures...

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in love.

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Hold on.

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What?

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We squashed a snail.

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Like my dad's hand.

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The hand of a farmer.

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Damn!

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Farming is a pain.

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This is no life for you.

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Look at yourself.

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You've even lost your luck.

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You've become unlucky, Luke.

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You're right.

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You hit the nail on the head.

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You okay, man?

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Want some more?

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Dumb ass!

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Night, man.

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Thanks.

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Don't even try to change.

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Some hero!

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Goodnight!

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I love you Belle. You're so soft.

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So pretty.

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But so damn hairy!

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I love you Belle. You're so pretty.

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Chill out, Lulu! Cowboy, wake up!

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- Come closer.

- He's petting me!

533

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- What is this?

- No touching!

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Are you out of your mind?

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Sorry, man! Come back!

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Come back, Jolly!

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BARE HAND LUKE:

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Bad guys:
84

Good guys:
41

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Billy, we said no killing.

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It wasn't me. I didn't kill him!

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It wasn't me!

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He's telling the truth.

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McGriddle died of fright

just before the gunfight.

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You see?

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Okay... Jail.

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- Jail!

- I just told them.

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Oh yeah.

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Sorry, Phil Defer.

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Where is Luke?

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You'll have to kill

Billy and Jesse first.

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67 customers,

that makes 8200 dollars.

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So long, sheriffs.

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Honest money...

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If the Daltons ever found out,

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we'd be like a joke

on a lollypop stick.

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Us! The baddest bandits in the West!

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His blade of grass is stronger

than a cigarette!

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What if the cowboy

is taking us for a ride?

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What if he's tryingto escape?

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No one can escape his fate, Billy.

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Luke will take up arms again.

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Fate tells me he'll take up arms...

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starting right now!

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''How poor they are,

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those bereft of patience.''

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Hamlet...

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Act...

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