Lucky Luke Page #6

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I'm sick of your ham!

I've eaten it for 3 days!

569

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I already shot a teacher

because I hated her rhymes!

570

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Yeah, keep on laughing!

571

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It's the redhead

they'll read about instead.

572

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I'll make history

and I'm starting now!

573

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Damned right, flea-bite!

574

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Jesse James.

Act I, scene 1 .

575

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You okay, Jesse?

576

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Night falls fast on El Paso...

577

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This grass ain't made for smoking.

578

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Sure ain't.

579

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- Don't be stupid, Defer.

- You owe me for 5 years in prison!

580

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You stand no prayer

581

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with Phil Defer!

582

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Don't move!

583

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I'll be fine...

584

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Sure, you will be.

It's a shoulder wound.

585

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I'll have your lambkins

up and walking.

586

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I'm sorry.

587

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Never say sorry.

588

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Cowboy!

589

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Lucky Luke!

590

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Where are you off to?

591

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Saying bye to a pal.

592

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00:41,920 -- 01:00:44,753

- You want to leave?

- Yes. The two of us.

593

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I won't follow you to kingdom come!

594

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It's not that far.

595

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I know a lake, with a log cabin.

596

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Fish and clovers...

597

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Jolly loves clovers.

Agood place to raise horses.

598

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And kids.

599

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Kids?

600

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I meant to tell you some day...

601

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I think it's about time...

to get married.

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And have kids.

603

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Thanks, I...

604

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It may not mean much to you, man...

605

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But Belle's the girl for me.

606

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And don't feel

you have to come along.

607

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First of all:
I'm not a man.

608

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Second:
your saloon dancer

isn't worth a coyote fart!

609

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Don't tell me you thought...

610

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What?

611

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Sorry, man... Calamity.

I apologize.

612

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I'm not saying

you can't settle down.

613

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It's that... You understand!

614

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You need a girl who's a legend too.

615

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Agirl...

616

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like you!

617

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Exactly.

I wasn't meant to be a legend.

618

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Me neither.

619

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I usedto want to run

a Ladies Saloon.

620

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Drink tea.

621

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Bake cakes...

622

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It's my right!

623

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You barely know her!

How do you know she loves you?

624

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How do I know?

She risked her life for me!

625

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Risked her life?

626

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What do you think I do?

Sit around plucking my raccoon?

627

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I'll tear every bone

from his stinking carcass,

628

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use his ribs for a ladder

and piss on his face!

629

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Son of a hyena!

630

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Strange guy, that gal.

631

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Mr. Cooper

is waiting in the sun room.

632

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Thanks. Can you feedJolly?

633

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It's taken care of, Mr. Luke.

634

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Very nice. Fit for a horse!

635

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Come in, John.

636

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Coop...

637

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How is she doing?

638

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You know already?

639

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In the West

news travels fast as a bullet.

640

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I can't surprise you.

641

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Have you forgotten

I think faster than my shadow?

642

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Goose deuce,

codfish flush, ace-in-the-sole.

643

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That.

644

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Very well, sir.

645

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Open it.

646

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You set sail from Baltimore

in a week.

647

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First stop, Dublin.

648

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You can meet your cousins.

649

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I didn't intend to go so far.

650

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Without your gun,

how will you protect your wife?

651

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You've sent half the country

to jail.

652

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You'll never be safe here.

653

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If I were you, I'd move to France.

654

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Or Belgium.

655

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You could do a show.

656

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Or sell your sketches,

if you still can draw.

657

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Take the tickets.

658

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You can't live in the West

without a gun.

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If he'd understoodthis,

660

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your father

would have done the same.

661

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I owe you one.

662

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Be happy with your wife.

Have lots of kids.

663

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That's enough for me.

664

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I'll miss you, John.

665

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''He that ceases to be a friend

never was one.''

666

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Act III, scene 4. Othello.

667

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Shakespeare.

668

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You left this

on your parents' gravestone.

669

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I want what I'm owed.

670

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Aduel, to fuel the history books.

671

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Forget it, Jesse.

672

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You know it's over.

673

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Get your gun

or I'll widen her a-hole.

674

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I mean the hole in her arm.

675

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''A'' as in arm. You understood.

676

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