Mad Monster Party? Page #2

I'VE GROWN A LITTLE TIRED

OF THIS HORROR BUSINESS,

DOING BAD FOR OTHERS AND VERY

RARELY GETTING ANY BAD IN RETURN.

BUT NOW THAT I'VE MASTERED

MY GREATEST DISCOVERY,

I'D LIKE TO RETIRE

WHILE I'M ON TOP.

I SHALL TURN OVER ALL MY SECRETS TO

FELIX, INCLUDING MY LAST GREAT ONE,

AND THEN PRESENT HIM TO THE

CONVENTION AS MY SUCCESSOR.

[ Clock Chiming ]

AAAH!

[ Chimes ]

AAAH!

ON THEIR WAY TO THE ISLAND ABOUT NOW.

I'LL STILL HAVE TO SEE TO THEIR

ACCOMMODATIONS. YOU TIDY UP IN HERE.

OH, I DO HOPE YOU LIKE

FELIX FLANKEN WHEN YOU MEET HIM.

I WANT YOU TWO:

TO BE FRIENDS.

FELIX FLANKEN-

LIKE HIM?

I'LL LOVE HIM

TO PIECES!

DID WE PICK UP ANY PASSENGERS

ON THIS STOP, CAPTAIN?

NOT YET. OUR ONLY PASSENGER IS

STILL THAT FUNNY GUY FROM LONDON.

WHAT'S HIS NAME?

DR. JEKYLL.

DR. JEKYLL? THAT'S ODD. HE

TOLD ME HIS NAME WAS MR. HYDE.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? HE PAID HIS

FARE. GET THIS LOADED ABOARD THE SHIP.

HOW, CAPTAIN?

THE CREW JUMPED SHIP.

WHAT? NO CREW?

I DID SHANGHAl A FEW LADS

LAST NIGHT,

BUT THEY'RE STILL IN

THE HOLD SLEEPING IT OFF.

EH, WHAT?

LOOK AT THIS.

WHAT THE TIDE BROUGHT IN.

[ Mumbles, Grunts ]

WHAT'S THAT, MATE? YOU WANT TO SIGN

ABOARD FOR PASSAGE TO THE ISLE OF EVIL?

[ Mumbles, Grunts ]

WELL, WE JUST MAY HAVE ROOM

FOR ANOTHER HAND ON BOARD,

BUT WE'RE NOT GOING

TO THE ISLE OF EVIL.

GET THIS LOADED:

ABOARD THE SHIP.

[ Grunts ]

BLIMEY, HE'S AS STRONG

AS 50 MEN.

AND AS UGLY:

AS ANY I'VE EVER SEEN.

HOW DO YOU DO,

GENTLEMEN?

COULD YOU TELL ME THE FARE

TO THE ISLE OF EVIL?

ANOTHER ONE? WE DON' USUALLY STOP AT THE ISLE OF-

THAT WILL BE:

A HUNDRED BUCKS.

AND WITH YOUR FANCY CAPE

AND TUXEDO AND ALL,

I'D THINK

YOU COULD AFFORD IT.

CONSIDERING THE DILAPIDATED

CONDITION OF MY WALLET-

I MEAN, YOUR SHIP,

I THINK I HAD BETTER FLY.

ME EYES ARE PLAYING

TRICKS ON ME.

DID YOU SEE WHA I THINK I SAW, CAPTAIN?

IF I SAW WHAT YOU THINK

YOU SAW,

I'D SAY WE WERE BOTH

GOING BATTY.

PARDON ME, GENTLEMEN, BUT DOES THIS

PICKLED HERRING STOP AT THE ISLE OF EVIL?

BLIMEY, IT'S

ANOTHER ONE OF THEM.

WE'LL STOP, DON'T WORRY.

WE-WE'LL DO WHAT YOU WANT. NO

CHARGE FOR YOU. BE MY GUEST.

BUT PLEASE...

NONE OF YOUR SURPRISES.

GOLLY. WHAT'S THE MATTER

WITH THOSE TWO?

HAVEN'T THEY EVER SEEN

A TOURIST BEFORE?

[ Howling ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Ship's Whistle Blows ]

THE CAPTAIN SAID I COULD HAVE

ANY CABIN I WANTED.

NOW, LET ME SEE. A SOUTHERN

EXPOSURE WOULD BE NICE.

[ Gasps ]

OH, EXCUSE ME, SIR.

SIR? UH, MA'AM?

[ Panting ]

I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, BUT I CAN' SEE A THING WITHOUT MY GLASSES.

[ Panting ] LET ME HELP

YOU WITH YOUR FUR PIECE.

[ Whimpering ]

MADAM, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.

I HOPE I DIDN'T OFFEND YOU.

DON'T GO! I CAN'T STAND A WOMAN CRYING.

I'LL HAVE TO GET AN EXTRA PAIR

OF GLASSES OUT OF MY LUGGAGE.

OHH! I'M SORRY, BUT I LOST MY

GLASSES AND CAN'T SEE A THING.

[ Chuckles ]

I'VE HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE.

[ Whistle Blows ]

GO BELOW, MATE AND INVITE OUR

PASSENGERS TO DINE WITH ME.

ARE YOU SURE:

YOU WANNA DO THAT?

GO ON!

HOW DO YOU DO?

AAH, SORRY,

WRONG CABIN.

WHY DID I EVER DECIDE

TO GO TO SEA?

[ Gasps ]

FEET, IF YOU'VE EVER MOVED,

MOVE LIKE YOU'VE

NEVER MOVED BEFORE.

JEKYLL'S MY NAME.

DR. JEKYLL.

FELIX FLANKEN.

I'M A PHARMACIST.

[ Sneezes ]

[ Coughing ]

[ Sneezes, Coughs ]

[ Hiccupping ]

I'M-I'M ALSO ALLERGIC.

I HAVE A LITTLE ELIXIR THAT KEEPS

ME FEELING IN WONDERFUL METTLE.

UM, TO YOUR GOOD HEALTH.

[ Gagging ]

DR. JEKYLL,

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

[ Growls ]

MY-MY GOODNESS,

YOU LOOK AWFUL.

ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NO SEASICK? DR. JEKYLL, I THINK-

HYDE, HYDE, HYDE.

[ Growls ]

HIDE? YOU WANT ME TO HIDE?

WELL, IF YOU WANNA PLAY GAMES,

YOU MUST BE FEELING BETTER.

BUT YOU CERTAINLY

DON'T LOOK IT.

OKAY, I'LL HIDE AND YOU

SEE IF YOU CAN FIND ME.

[ Bell Ringing ]

IF DR. JEKYLL DOESN'T FIND ME SOON, I

THINK I'LL GO TO MY CABIN AND TO BED.

[ Mumbling ]

[ Water Splashes ]

NOW, FRIENDS, YOU'LL DISCOVER

WHO WAS THE ORIGINAL BATMAN.

HMM, MY, BU IT'S GETTING CHILLY.

[ Howling ]

YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN IMPORTAN ASSIGNMENTS TO CARRY OUT.

AND I EXPECT EACH ONE OF YOU

TO DO HIS JOB.

I WANT EACH OF YOU...

TO STAY CALM AND COLLECTED NO

MATTER WHAT EMERGENCY ARISES.

I DON'T WANT TO SEE

ANYONE LOSING HIS HEAD.

I TAKE IT YOURS:

WASN'T HOOKED ON.

ALL RIGHT, YETCH,

PICK IT UP.

PICK IT UP!

DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE COMING

OR GOING, DO YOU, YETCH?

I'M SO EXCITED, DOCTOR.

I HAVEN'T SEEN ALL

OF OUR OLD FRIENDS IN YEARS.

I GOT SO NERVOUS AND EXCITED

AND NERVOUS AND-

LET'S TRY NO TO GO TO PIECES, YETCH.

DOCTOR, A GROUP OF THE

CONVENTION PARTY HAS JUST ARRIVED.

GOOD.

THANK YOU, FRANCESCA.

EVERYONE TO HIS POST.

WE MUST MAKE CERTAIN THAT I DOES NOT GET ONTO THE ISLAND.

TO YOUR CHECKPOINTS!

AH, FRANCESCA,

YOU BEAUTIFUL, ADORABLE,

LOVEABLE CREATURE.

HOW MUCH I'VE WANTED

TO TOUCH YOU.

TAKE YOUR HANDS:

AWAY FROM ME.

YOU... CREEP!

SHE NOTICED ME!

FOR THE FIRST TIME,

SHE NOTICED ME.

SHE TOLD ME TO CREEP,

SO I'LL CREEP.

I HEAR HER VOICE,

SO SOFT, SO SWEET.

WHEN I'M AWAKE

OR WHEN I SLEEP,

IT MAKES ME BURN

WITH PASSION'S HEAT...

TO HEAR HER SAY...

"YOU CREEP."

WHAT'S THE MATTER

WITH YOU ZOMBIES?

DON'T JUST STAND THERE

LIKE UNION GRAVE DIGGERS.

DR. FRANKENSTEIN WANTS YOU

TO PATROL THE ISLAND!

STOP BEHAVING:

LIKE A BUNCH OF GHOSTS!

GET INTO YOUR PLANES!

CONTACT!

OH, ONE OF THESE DAYS I'LL HAVE

TO TALK TO DR. FRANKENSTEIN...

ABOUT GETTING NEW AIRPLANES.

CONTACT AGAIN.

YEOW-W-W-W!

QUICKLY, INTO THE AIR,

ZOMBIE BIRD MAN!

I WISH DR. FRANKENSTEIN

HADN'T GROUNDED ME.

SOMEDAY I HOPE:

HE'LL LET ME FLY AGAIN.

OH, WELL,

WE CAN'T HAVE EVERYTHING.

I SHOULD BE HAPPY

THAT I STILL HAVE MY SICKNESS.

[ Organ ]

DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT I WOULD DARE COME HERE UNINVITED?

I DON'T KNOW. IT IS CAPABLE OF ANYTHING.

OH, YOU GORGEOUS...

TANTALIZING CREATION!

[ Laughs ]

READY, BABY?

WELL, HOW DO I LOOK?

[ Mumbling ]

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT CHIC,

YOU POOR INVENTION OF A MAN, YOU?

HERE COME THE LOVEBIRDS.

SPEAK KINDLY TO THEM,

FRANCESCA.

REMEMBER THAT WE ARE ALL

ONE HAPPY FAMILY HERE.

OH, MY DEAR, YOU LOOK JUST... GHASTLY.

OH, DOCTOR!

OH, BROTHER!

YOU ARRIVED JUST IN TIME. OUR

GUESTS WILL BE HERE AT ANY MOMENT.

MY DEAR BARON,

HOW NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

MY DEAR COUNT,

SO GLAD YOU COULD COME.

HOW IS OUR MONSTER

AND HIS CHARMING COMPANION?

MADAME, I MUST SAY YOU LOOK

THE PICTURE OF DECADENCE.

DON'T KISS!

YOU ALWAYS LEAVE MARKS!

MY APOLOGIES.

AND OF COURSE, FRANCESCA.

YOU KNOW YOU HAVE ALWAYS

BEEN MY TYPE-

O- NEGATIVE, ISN'T IT?

[ Door Closes ]

[ Howling, Barking ]

[ Sniffing, Howling ]

AH, WEREWOLF.

DELIGHTED YOU'RE HERE, WERE!

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