Mad Monster Party? Page #3

WOLFIE, YOU OLD DOG!

[ Laughs ]

THIS CONVENTION IS GOING

TO BE A HOWLING SUCCESS.

[ Howling ]

SEE, I TOLD YOU!

OUCH!

YOU NEED A MANICURE!

LOOK, HERE COMES

THE INVISIBLE MAN!

HOW CAN YOU TELL?

HA-HA-HA.

INVISIBLE MAN,

HOW DO YOU DO?

YOU ARE LOOKING WELL,

I THINK. [ Chuckling ]

I AM WELL, COUNT.

AND YOU?

AHA, INVISIBLE MAN!

H- H-HOW DO YOU DO?

I WONDER HOW HE GO HIS INVITATION.

HE HAS AN UNLISTED TOMB!

HA-HA-HA!

DIDN'T I SEE HIM AT THE TRANSYLVANIA

GARDENS IN THE MAIN EVENT?

THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME

AIN'T A BOXER.

[ Bride ] AFRAID IT'LL RUIN

HIS LOOKS, HUH? HA-HA-HA!

DR. JEKYLL. GOOD SHOW, DR. FRANKENSTEIN.

AND WHERE IS MR. HYDE?

[ Gagging ]

GOOD SHOW,

DR. FRANKENSTEIN.

WHATEVER HE'S DRINKING, I'LL

HAVE IT WITH GINGER. [ Crunching ]

FANG, DON'T YOU HAVE

ANY COUTH?

HA-HA-HA.

IT'S ME...

YOUR DON JUAN.

I "DON JUAN"

TO LOOK AT YOU.

I LOVE YOUR EYES,

I LOVE YOUR CHIN,

I LOVE THE SHAPE

THEY PUT YOU IN.

AND WHEN I GET TO FEEL

YOUR TOUCH,

I ACHE FOR YOU:

SO VERY MUCH.

THIS CHOPPED LIVER

SMELLS FISHY.

IT'S NOT THE CHOPPED LIVER,

COUNT.

IT'S THE PICKLED SALMON.

YECH!

[ Sniffing ]

[ Chuckling ]

OH SOLA MIA:

OH SOLA YOU-A

I'M-A THE WORLD'S

BEST-A CHEF

YOU BET-A YOU MOOLA

CHEF MACHIAVELLI,

HOW ARE YOU, MAESTRO?

HEY, YETCH, WHAT-A

YOU DO-A IN MY KITCHEN?

YOU-A NO GOOD SNAKE IN-A

THE GRASS. YOU-A DIRTY SWINE!

YOU-A UGLY RAT! THANK

YOU FOR THOSE KIND WORDS.

I HOPE I CAN LIVE UP

TO THEM.

THIS-A YETCH-

HE'S A LITTLE BIT OF A NUT.

KEEP-A YOUR HANDS OUT-A MY SALAD

BEFORE I THROW-A YOU OUT-A MY KITCHEN.

WHAT-A YOU DOING

IN-A HERE ANYWAY, EH?

DR. FRANKENSTEIN ASKED ME

TO CHECK...

ON HOW THE PREPARATIONS FOR

THE FEAST WERE PROGRESSING,

AND WHAT THE MENU

WOULD BE.

FIRST-A WE HAVE-A

THE SALAD-A

HERE HAVE A TASTE-A

MMM, DELICIOUS.

WHAT KIND IS IT?

IT'S-A MY OWN CHEF'S SALAD-A.

THE MAFIA MACHIAVELLI SPECIAL.

I MAKE-A IT WITH POISON IVY,

TOADSTOOLS AND POISON BERRIES.

OH, IT'S-A GOOD, NO?

I GOT-A THREE KINDS-A

DRESSINGS THAT-A GO WITH IT.

ARSENIC, CYANIDE,

AND-A THIS ONE YOU'D GE A BIG BANG OUT-A, YETCH.

WHAT IS IT?

NITRO GLYCERINE!

[ Laughing ]

I MAKE-A JOKE, YOU KNOW?

THEN WE HAVE THE ANTIPASTO

BLACK WIDOWS PICKLED

IN THEIR OWN POISON,

SMOKED LIZARDS AND SNAKES

AND MARINATED MICE.

TRY-A SOME.

IT LOOKS SO GOOD.

MMM, YUM-YUM.

HOW DO YOU DO IT?

IT'S-A NOTHING.

JUST A PINCH-A THIS

A PINCH-A THAT

A PINCH OF THIS:

A PINCH OF THAT:

OUCH! STOP ALREADY

WITH THE PINCHING.

SORRY ABOUT THAT, YETCH.

AND THAT'S THE SOUP.

OCTOPUS SOUP ALA MAFIA.

OCTOPUS SOUP.

YOU MEAN REAL OCTOPUS SOUP?

WHAT, YOU THINK I'M-A

KIDDING? [ Whistles ]

HELP! HELP!

LET ME DOWN!

SEE? THAT'S REAL OCTOPUS

SOUP. [ Whistles ]

MMM, THAT SOUP

IS VERY STRONG.

HURRY UP-A AND GET-A

YOU FINGERS BACK IN-A THE POT.

AND FOR THE MAIN-A COURSE,

I MAKE-A BOARS HEAD,

ROAST-A VULTURE,

AND A MINCE HYENA CASSEROLE.

HERE, YOU GOTTA TRY

THE HYENA CASSEROLE.

IT'S-A TERRIFIC, NO?

NO, THERE IS SOMETHING MISSING. WHAT?

SOMETHING MISSING?

THE CASSEROLE:

OF-A ME, MAFIA MACHIAVELLI,

THE GREATEST CHEF EVER-

SOMETHING MISSING?

MAFIA, CALM YOURSELF.

CHEF, PLEASE SIMMER DOWN.

I BUST-A YOU HEAD.

I BROKE-A YOU NOSE.

I SQUEEZE OUT YOUR EYES.

GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!

I THINK I BETTER TELL DR.

FRANKENSTEIN THAT DINNER IS READY.

[ Chattering, Laughing ]

AS YOUR LEADER, I HAVE CALLED YOU

FROM THE FOUR CORNERS OF THE EARTH...

TO WITNESS MY GREATES AND LATEST DISCOVERY.

I HAVE THE SECRE TO THE FORMULA...

WHICH CAN COMPLETELY

DESTROY ALL MATTER.

A FEW DROPS:

FROM THIS VIAL...

CAN DEMATERIALIZE ANYTHING,

ANYBODY, ANY PLACE!

I'D GIVE MY EYE TEETH...

TO POSSESS THAT SECRET.

WHAT ABOUT YOU, WOLFIE?

[ Panting ]

[ Thinking ] I CAN MAKE

THE DOCTOR'S SECRETS MINE...

BEFORE HE BESTOWS THEM

ON THAT... FELIX FLANKEN.

AND I CAN USE DRACULA

TO HELP ME.

BABY, FRANCESCA IS UP

TO SOMETHING WITH THAT DRACULA.

THEY BOTH BEAR WATCHING.

BESIDES, IT'S HER OWN FAUL FOR THINKING SO LOUD.

I ALSO WISH TO TELL YOU THA I AM RESIGNING AS YOUR LEADER.

[ Everyone Grumbling ]

YES, AND TOMORROW NIGHT...

I SHALL NAME MY SUCCESSOR...

AND TURN OVER ALL MY SECRETS,

INCLUDING MY LATEST, TO HIM.

WHO IS MORE EVIL,

TREACHEROUS OR SNEAKY THAN ME?

I AM HIS LOGICAL SUCCESSOR.

NOW IF THERE WAS ONLY SOMETHING

I COULD DO TO BE SURE OF THAT.

WHO COULD BE CLOSER TO DR.

FRANKENSTEIN THAN ME AND FANG?

WHY, HE CREATED US!

FRANCESCA! I'LL SEE TO I THAT SHE'S NOT HIS SUCCESSOR.

THE NIGHT IS STILL YOUNG.

ENJOY YOURSELVES.

HAVE A FRIGHTFUL TIME, AND

I SHALL SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW.

WELL, I LEAVE YOU NOW

IN THE CAPABLE HANDS...

OF LITTLE TIBIA:

AND THE FIBULAS.

IT'S THE MUMMY

IT'S THE MUMMY

THEY'RE PLAYING YOUR SONG,

HONEY. LET'S DANCE.

HA-HA-HA-HA-HA.

IT'S THE MUMMY

IT'S THE MUMMY

IT'S THE MUMMY

IT'S THE MUMMY

TURNS TILL HE'S

WOUND UP TIGHT:

TURNS TILL HE'S LOOSE

THAT'S RIGHT

MAD MUMMY DANCE:

HE'S IN A TRANCE

ALL WRAPPED UP IN HIMSELF

TONIGHT:

IT'S THE MUMMY

IT'S THE MUMMY

IT'S THE MUMMY

IT'S THE MUMMY

TURNS TILL HE'S

WOUND UP TIGHT:

TURNS TILL HE'S LOOSE

THAT'S RIGHT

MAD MUMMY DANCE:

HE'S IN A TRANCE

ALL WRAPPED UP:

IN HIMSELF TONIGHT

COUNT, PSST.

I MUST TALK TO YOU ALONE...

OUT ON THE BALCONY.

EXCUSE ME, WOLFIE, BUT I

THINK ROMANCE IS CALLING.

[ Chuckling ]

AH, YES, MY DEAR.

NOW THAT WE ARE ALONE,

WHAT WILL IT BE?

A QUICK NIP ON THE EAR?

A PLAYFUL BITE ON THE NECK?

COUNT, I'M AFRAID YOU'VE BEEN

DRINKING. NOT NEARLY ENOUGH.

NOT WHAT I LIKE TO DRINK

BEST OF ALL.

COME, LET ME KISS YOU.

WOMEN HAVE DIED FOR ONE

OF MY KISSES. I'M TERRIFIC!

STOP THIS FOOLISHNESS. YOU'RE

AS BAD AS THAT ZOMBIE, YETCH.

BESIDES, I'M NOT INTERESTED

IN THAT SORT OF THING.

I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOU DR. FRANKENSTEIN'S SECRETS.

AH, YES? I KNOW WHO WILL

BE THE DOCTOR'S SUCCESSOR.

AND WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME

ALL ABOUT THIS?

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT THE ONE. I'M CRUSHED!

NEITHER AM I.

DON'T TELL ME IT'S THA FLEA-BITTEN WEREWOLF. NO.

NOT OLD GAUZE FACE, THE MUMMY? NO.

HMPH, IT'S THAT OVERGROWN GOON,

THE MONSTER.

NO, IT'S NO ONE YOU KNOW. THEN WHO?

[ Chuckles ]

FIRST WE MAKE A DEAL.

IF YOU WILL... GET RID

OF THIS WOULD-BE SUCCESSOR,

THEN AS HIS RIGHTFUL HEIR,

I WILL BE GIVEN THE DOCTOR'S SECRETS

AND I SHALL SHARE THEM WITH YOU.

WHY OF COURSE. A HALF A LOAF IS

BETTER THAN TWO IN THE BUSHES.

OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

THEN I SHALL GET RID OF YOU AND

HAVE ALL THE SECRETS TO MYSELF.

THEN IT'S A BARGAIN?

A BARGAIN.

IT'S OUR TIME

TO SHINE, YEAH

OUR TURN IN LINE

EVERYBODY GETS ONE CHANCE

IN LIFE:

[ Chorus ]

ONE CHANCE IN LIFE

TO MAKE THEIR DREAMS

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