Mad Monster Party? Page #4

Synopsis: When Dr Frankenstein decides to retire from the monster-making business, he calls an international roster of monsters to a creepy convention to elect his successor. Everyone is there including Dracula, The Werewolf, The Creature, Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde and many more. But Frankenstein's title is not all that is at stake. The famous doctor has also discovered the secret of total destruction that must not fall into the wrong hands!
Director(s): Jules Bass
Production: Anchor Bay Entertainment
 
IMDB:
6.7
Rotten Tomatoes:
70%
UNRATED
Year:
1967
94 min
599 Views


COME TRUE:

I CAN DO IT WITH YOU

IT'S OUR TIME

YES, OUR TIME TO SHINE

OUR TIME TO SHINE

IT'S OUR TIME

TO SHINE, YES

A BIT OF WINE:

WE HAVE DRUNK YOU LONG ENOUGH,

MY FRIEND ENOUGH MY FRIEND

AND NOW IT'S TIME

TO PROVE:

WE CAN MAKE:

THE RIGHT MOVE:

IT'S OUR TIME

YES, OUR TIME TO SHINE

OUR TIME TO SHINE

YOU AND ME:

WHAT A PAIR WE'LL MAKE

TODAY THE WORLD IS

OURS TO TAKE:

NOTHING CAN STOP US NOW

WE'RE GONNA WIN AND HOW

BECAUSE:

IT'S OUR TIME TO SHINE

YES:

OUR TURN IN LINE

SPIN THE WHEEL:

OUR NUMBER MUST COME UP

IT MUST COME UP:

WE'RE COVERED EVERY WAY

LISTEN, WORLD, WHEN WE SAY

IT'S OUR TIME

IT'S OUR TIME TO SHINE

TAKE IT!

[ Tapping ]

BECAUSE IT'S OUR TIME

TO SHINE, YES

OUR TURN IN LINE

SPIN THAT WHEEL:

OUR NUMBER MUST COME UP

IT MUST COME UP:

WE'RE COVERED EVERY WAY

LISTEN, WORLD

WHEN WE SAY:

OH, IT'S OUR TIME

IT'S OUR TIME

IT'S OUR TIME TO SHINE

NOW, TELL ME,

WHO IS THIS SUCCESSOR?

THE DOCTOR'S NEPHEW,

FELIX FLANKEN.

THIS FLINKEN, FLUNKY,

WHATEVER HE CALLS HIMSELF,

WHAT KIND OF A MONSTER

IS HE?

A GHOUL? A DEMON? A SPOOK OR

- A HUMAN.

THEY'RE THE WORST KIND!

HE MUST BE DONE AWAY WITH.

[ Francesca ]

THE MONSTER'S MATE!

SHE MUST'VE BEEN HIDING BEHIND THE

DRAPES WHILE WE WERE OUT ON THE BALCONY.

THEN SHE HEARD EVERYTHING!

EASY NOW, DARLINGS.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING.

DO NOT BE AFRAID. ONE QUICK

BITE, AND IT SHALL ALL BE-

AAAH! JUST WATCH WHERE YOU

GRAB. REMEMBER, I'M A COUNT.

AHA! DON'T CUT OUT NOW JUS WHEN THE TABLES HAVE TURNED.

WHO SAID THE TABLES

HAVE TURNED?

[ Screeching ]

STOP ACTING SO IMPETUOUSLY.

YOU'RE WRINKLING MY CAPE.

THIS IS A RENTED TUXEDO!

WELL, THERE IS ONLY ONE THING TO DO

WHEN YOU'RE IN SUCH A PREDICAMENT. HELP!

HELP!

[ Crashing Sounds ]

WELL, WELL...

AS A MONSTER YOU'RE NOTHING!

BUT AS A FRUIT SALAD-

YOU LOOK A LITTLE

UNCOMFORTABLE OUT OF WATER.

HOPE THIS MAKES:

YOU FEEL MORE AT HOME.

[ Yetch ] YECH! NO

WONDER YOU'RE INVISIBLE!

YOU'RE UGLY AND REVOLTING

AND DISGUSTING AND-

WHEN I GET HOLD OF

THAT TWO-LEGGED HERRING,

I'LL MAKE HIM

INTO CHOPPED HERRING!

WHAT A FRIGHT.

BEST MONSTER RALLY

I EVER ATTENDED.

OH, LOST YOUR HEAD?

HERE, WAIT TILL YOU SEE

WHAT YOU'RE MISSING.

AAAH!

YOU SCARED ME.

YOU DOG, YOU!

COME BACK WITH MY BONE!

[ Hiccups ]

PUNCH, ANYONE?

[ Snoring ]

[ Gurgling ]

I SAY, IT'S RAINING.

[ Snoring ]

IT'S THE CREATURE'S DOING.

I'LL FIX THAT.

[ Gagging ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Howling ]

WHAT? WHERE?

WHAT WAS THAT?

[ Howling ]

HMM, A FULL MOON.

[ Laughs ]

THE POOR DOG,

HE CAN'T HELP IT.

[ Howling ]

[ Howling ]

I'LL NEVER SLEEP TONIGHT.

THAT OUGHT TO DO THE TRICK.

[ Muffled Howling ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Mumbling ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Mutters ]

[ Muttering ]

[ Ship's Whistle Blows ]

GOOD-BYE! GOOD-BYE, CAPTAIN.

THANKS FOR EVERYTHING.

I WONDER WHY THE CAPTAIN

WOULDN'T DOCK HIS SHIP.

HE SEEMED NERVOUS AND ACTED

FUNNY MOST OF THE TRIP.

AND THOSE SAILORS-

BOY, ARE THEY LAZY.

IMAGINE NOT WANTING

TO ROW TO THE ISLAND.

[ Sneezes ]

EVERYONE MUST HAVE HAD HIMSELF

QUITE A TIME LAST NIGHT.

- THERE WAS NOTHING BUT A HUGE PILE OF LEFTOVERS.

- I WONDER WHO IT WAS.

THIS WILL BE THE BEST CONVENTION

WE'VE EVER HAD.

WITHOUT IT TO SPOIL THE FUN,

WITH MY NEPHEW PRESENT,

THIS WILL TRULY BE

A MOMENTOUS EVENT.

AH, THERE'S MY NEPHEW

IN THAT ROW BOAT.

FELIX! FELIX, MY BOY!

WAVE, FRANCESCA, WAVE!

MAKE HIM FEEL WELCOME.

UNCLE BORIS!

WELL, HERE I AM.

FELIX!

SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

LET ME HELP YOU:

GROUND THE BOAT.

PLEASE, UNCLE,

LET ME DO IT MYSELF.

GIVE ME YOUR HAND,

FELIX.

I DON'T KNOW HOW I TRIPPED,

BUT- OOPS!

I THINK YOU TWO SHOULD GREE EACH OTHER ON DRY LAND.

[ Laughs ]

THANK YOU, FRANCESCA.

FELIX, FRANCESCA,

MY SECRETARY.

HELLO, AND THANKS

FOR THE HELP IN THE WATER.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

I JUST SLIPPED AND-

LET'S GET INTO SOME

DRY CLOTHES, FELIX.

THEN WE'LL HAVE A CHANCE

TO CHAT AND GET ACQUAINTED.

MY MOTOR LAUNCH IS IN

THE COVE UNDER THOSE ROCKS.

IT'LL TAKE US RIGH INTO MY CASTLE.

FELIX, YETCH WILL TAKE YOUR BAGS

AND SEE YOU TO YOUR ROOM.

CHANGE INTO SOME DRY CLOTHES...

AND THEN FRANCESCA WILL

SHOW YOU AROUND THE ISLAND.

WE'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME

TO TALK LATER.

THAT'S FINE WITH ME,

UNCLE BORIS.

I'M ANXIOUS TO LEARN OF THIS

SCIENTIFIC FIRST YOU WROTE ABOUT.

DID ANYONE SEE YOU

COME HERE? NOT AT ALL.

AND WE DO NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOU THE MONSTER OR HIS MATE FOR A WHILE.

SHE'S STILL RECUPERATING

FROM LAST NIGHT'S CELEBRATION.

MAY I SAY THAT YOUR

LEFT HOOK IS SENSATIONAL?

POW, POW.

FORGET LAST NIGHT.

FLANKEN IS HERE.

AND I DON'T THINK

WE'LL HAVE TOO MUCH TROUBLE...

ELIMINATING HIM:

AS THE DOCTOR'S SUCCESSOR.

I'M TAKING HIM ON A

PICNIC TOUR THIS AFTERNOON.

NOW, THIS IS THE WAY

WE'LL BE GOING.

THERE ARE THREE GOOD PLACES

FOR AN AMBUSH.

THE FIRST ONE IS ABOUT-

IT'S NICE OF YOU TO SHOW ME

AROUND LIKE THIS, FRANCESCA.

THE GROUNDS ARE LOVELY.

SUCH UNUSUAL FLORA AND FAUNA.

YES, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

YOU LIKE IT AND IT LIKES YOU.

[ Howling ]

[ Growling ]

HEY, BOY! HEY!

HO, THERE, BOY!

OH, NICE FELLA.

ALL RIGHT, GO FETCH, BOY!

[ Howling ]

THERE'S A GOOD BOY.

THAT'S NOT A "GOOD BOY." THAT WAS

A WEREWOLF! WEREN'T YOU FRIGHTENED?

FRIGHTENED? NO!

I'VE GOT A WAY WITH PETS.

[ Francesca ]

YES.

OH, DEAR, THIS POOR SICK

FELLOW SEEMS TO BE IN TROUBLE.

HIS BANDAGES ARE FALLING

OFF. MAYBE I CAN HELP.

I WAS TOP MAN IN FIRST AID

IN MY BOY SCOUT TROOP.

THERE YOU ARE.

REMIND ME NEVER TO SPRAIN

MY ANKLE WHEN YOU'RE AROUND.

CALL ME IF YOU WAN THE DRESSING CHANGED.

[ Buzzing ]

INSECTS!

IT'S A GOOD THING I CAME

PREPARED WITH MY INSECT REPELLANT.

YECH!

WHY DON'T WE STOP RIGHT HERE AND

HAVE OUR PICNIC UNDER THIS TREE?

THAT'S FINE WITH ME. WHAT KIND

OF SANDWICH WOULD YOU LIKE?

HAVE YOU GOT A WATERCRESS

ON WHEAT?

OR BETTER STILL, A PARSLEY ON

PUMPERNICKEL IS VERY HEALTHY.

RIGHT, UH, WHY DON'T YOU LOOK IN

THE BASKET AND SEE WHAT YOU LIKE?

WHAT'S THIS?

CHEESE! OH, BUT WITH

MAYO. I DON'T LIKE MAYO.

BUT WHAT'S THIS?

CHEESE WITHOUT MAYO!

OH, BUT IT'S

ON WHEAT TOAST.

WHAT'S THIS? NO.

OR THIS-

OH, MAYBE THIS.

NOW, ORDINARILY, I LIKE

CHEESE ON WHEAT LIKE THIS,

BUT I LIKE IT WRAPPED

IN WAXED PAPER.

I MUST HAVE MY FOOD

ABSOLUTELY SANITARY.

I'M NOT REALLY HUNGRY.

WHY DON'T WE JUST LIE HERE?

[ Crashing ]

[ Slurring ] PERMI ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

I AM COUNT DRACULA.

RIGHT THIS WAY, FELIX.

YOU CERTAINLY HAVE AN

INTERESTING CASTLE, UNCLE BORIS.

WHAT'S THIS? AND THOSE?

OH, A YOUTHFUL FOLLY.

WILBUR AND ORVILLE SPEN A HOLIDAY HERE WITH ME.

WILBUR AND ORVILLE WRIGHT?

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