Mad Monster Party? Page #5

CREATURES, VAMPIRES.

MONSTERS.

UNCLE, I MAY HAVE

THE BLOOD FOR THE JOB,

BUT I SURE DON'T HAVE

THE STOMACH FOR IT.

I KNOW, MY BOY,

BUT CONSIDER THIS.

YOU GOTTA STAY:

ONE STEP AHEAD:

STAY ONE STEP AHEAD

TUNE IN TO WHAT'S HAPPENING,

BOY AND STAY ONE STEP AHEAD

WHEN THEY TELL YOU

READ PAGE ONE:

READ THREE MORE:

AND YOU'LL FIND

THAT THE VERY NEXT DAY WHEN YOU

ARE DONE THE GROUP IS WAY BEHIND

YOU GOTTA STAY:

ONE STEP AHEAD:

STAY ONE STEP AHEAD

TUNE IN TO WHAT'S HAPPENING,

BOY AND STAY ONE STEP AHEAD

WHY NOT KEEP IT TO YOURSELF

STAY AWAY FROM THE PACK

WHEN YOU'RE READY TO FLY THEY'LL STAR TO CRY AND WISH THEY HAD THE KNACK

YOU GOTTA STAY:

ONE STEP AHEAD:

STAY ONE STEP AHEAD

TUNE IN TO WHAT'S HAPPENING,

BOY AND STAY ONE STEP AHEAD

YOU GOTTA GET UP

FROM THAT BED:

AND START A LITTLE AHEAD

OR SOME OTHER BRIGHT GUY

WILL STEAL THE PIE

COME ON, BOY

USE YOUR HEAD:

YOU GOTTA STAY:

ONE STEP AHEAD:

STAY ONE STEP AHEAD

TUNE IN TO WHAT'S HAPPENING,

BOY AND STAY ONE STEP AHEAD

KEEP YOUR HEAD:

OUT OF THE SAND:

PICK THE APPLE THAT'S RIPE

OR THE VERY NEXT DAY

IT'S GOING TO FALL

IN SOMEONE ELSE'S HAND

YOU GOTTA STAY:

ONE STEP AHEAD:

STAY ONE STEP AHEAD

TUNE IN TO WHAT'S HAPPENING,

BOY, AND STAY ONE STEP AHEAD

YOU GOTTA STAY:

ONE STEP AHEAD:

STAY ONE STEP AHEAD

TUNE IN TO WHAT'S HAPPENING,

BOY AND STAY ONE STEP

AHEAD:

AH, YES. I WAS YOUNG

ONCE MYSELF. [ Chuckles ]

I KNOW THERE ARE MORE GLAMOROUS

OCCUPATIONS IN THE WORLD.

BUT REMEMBER,

THIS IS A FAMILY BUSINESS.

THERE'S A TRADITION

TO UPHOLD.

YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT AT FIRST, BU AFTER YOU'VE WORKED AT IT A WHILE,

I'M SURE YOU'LL GROW

TO LOVE IT AS I HAVE.

REALLY, UNCLE? I DON' WANT TO SEEM UNGRATEFUL,

BUT I WOULD LIKE

TO THINK IT OVER.

OF COURSE.

I UNDERSTAND.

I JUST WANT YOU TO REMEMBER THAT, AS HEAD

OF THE MONSTERS, YOU HAVE TREMENDOUS POWER,

AND WITH MY SECRETS,

YOU WILL BE ABLE TO DO THINGS

YOU NEVER DREAMED POSSIBLE.

I'LL REMEMBER.

IS THERE ANY PLACE ON THE

ISLAND WHERE I CAN FISH?

I DO MY BEST THINKING

WHEN I'M FISHING.

SURELY! THE MOAT AROUND THE

CASTLE HAS PLENTY OF FISH.

THINK OVER WHAT I'VE OFFERED YOU,

MY BOY. THINK IT OVER CAREFULLY.

I'M SURE YOU'LL REACH

THE RIGHT DECISION.

ME- HEAD OF ALL

THE MONSTERS IN THE WORLD?

[ Sneezes Violently ]

[ Coughing ]

THREE CHANCES- THREE!

YOU HAD THREE CHANCES TO GE FLANKEN, AND YOU BLEW 'EM ALL.

- THE GREAT COUNT DRACULA.

- I'LL GET HIM!

AND BEFORE THIS DAY IS OVER.

DON'T WORRY.

I AM WORRIED. IF YOU CAN'T CARRY

OUT YOUR END OF THE BARGAIN,

WHY SHOULD I KEEP MINE?

- I'M SURE THAT SOMEONE ELSE

IS- - [ Grumbling ] FORGET THAT.

I TOLD YOU I WOULD GET HIM!

AND WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE...

THAT YOU WILL GE THE DOCTOR'S SECRETS?

[ Knocking ] [ Dracula ] COME IN!

FRANCESCA!

WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE?

- WE HAD AN APPOINTMENT.

- A DOUBLE-CROSS!

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT-

THE RED CROSS? AH-HA-HA!

WHY SHOULD WE SHARE

THE SECRETS WITH YOU?

IF YOU'RE NOT AROUND,

THE MONSTER WILL GET THEM,

AND WE'LL MAKE MUCH BETTER

PARTNERS FOR DRACULA.

BETTER PARTNERS? NOT AROUND?

WE CAN'T LET HER GO, BABIES.

SHE'LL GO STRAIGH TO DR. FRANKENSTEIN!

YOU CAN'T OUTSMART ME.

YOU'LL NEVER GET-

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

SHE ESCAPED!

WHAT ARE WE:

GOING TO DO NOW?

WE MUST STOP HER

BEFORE SHE TELLS THE BARON,

OR HE'LL TURN US

INTO ERECTOR SETS!

THOUGHT THEY COULD

GET RID OF ME, DID THEY?

THEY DIDN'T KNOW ABOU THE SECRET PASSAGE.

I'LL SHOW THEM.

I'LL SHOW THE BARON TOO.

THEY ALL BETRAYED ME,

BUT NOW I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE.

[ Squeaking ]

HUH! UP, MY PETS.

I NEED ONE OF YOU TO FLY ON

A VERY SPECIAL MISSION FOR ME.

FLY, MY LOVELY.

GO SWIFTLY,

AND TAKE MY MESSAGE.

THEY'LL ALL SOON SEE THA I'M NOT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY.

GOSH. FELIX FLANKEN, CHAIRMAN OF

THE BOARD OF MONSTERS, INCORPORATED.

I CAN'T DO IT.

I JUST CAN'T DO IT.

I COULD NEVER FACE

THAT BOARD OF DIRECTORS.

I'LL HAVE TO TELL UNCLE BORIS-

WELL, I'LL TELL HIM THAT MY

ALLERGIES PREVENT ME FROM UNDERTAKING-

[ Gasping ] I MEAN,

ACCEPTING- THE POSITION.

OH, BUT HE WON'T LIKE IT.

MAYBE I CAN TALK HIM

OUT OF RETIRING.

HONEY, I THINK YOU'RE MAKING A

BIG MISTAKE, RUNNING OUT LIKE THIS.

WELL, UNTIL YOU GE A BETTER IDEA.

RIGHT NOW I THINK

I'LL TAKE A COFFIN BREAK.

IF WE STAY TOGETHER,

WE CAN STILL STOP FRANCESCA.

THAT'S IT! WHY DON' WE GO DOWN THE TRAPDOOR?

MAYBE SHE'S STILL

AT THE OTHER END.

THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA,

IF I KNEW WHAT WAS A THE OTHER END OF THAT TRAPDOOR.

YOU'LL FIND OUT IN A MINUTE.

FANG, SEE TO IT THA THE COUNT ENJOYS HIS TRIP.

AH-HA-HA-HA-HA!

NOW, JUST A SECOND, I-

REMEMBER... I'M A COU-

IF I COULD ONLY FIND THE DOCTOR'S

FORMULA FOR DESTROYING MATTER,

I CAN RULE ALL THE OTHERS.

[ Thudding ]

- WHAT-

- WE MEET AGAIN, FRANCESCA.

I THOUGHT IT RATHER RUDE OF YOU TO

LEAVE US WITHOUT SAYING GOOD-BYE.

- DON'T ANY OF YOU COME NEAR ME.

- STOP BEHAVING LIKE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY!

PUT THAT TORCH DOWN. YES,

WE CAN STILL MAKE A DEAL.

MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU?

NOT AS LONG AS I'VE GO WOLFSBANE FOR YOU, VAMPIRE,

AND A TORCH FOR YOU, MONSTER.

OR IS IT A TORCH FOR A VAMPIRE AND WOLFSBANE

FOR A MONSTER? OR WOLFSBANE FOR A WEREWOLF...

AND A TORCH FOR A VAMPIRE?

NO, IT'S A STAKE THROUGH THE HEART FOR A

VAMPIRE AND A SILVER BULLET FOR A MONSTER-

I'LL TAKE THE TORCH.

YOU GET THE WOLFSBANE.

[ Howls In Pain ] I TOLD

YOU YOU'D NEVER GET ME.

BUT ALL OF YOU WILL SOON

BE GETTING YOURS.

[ Splashing ]

CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT, YOU

BUTTERFINGERS? YOU LET HER GET AWAY!

[ Metallic Clank ]

[ Moaning ]

THAT SMARTS!

I WOULDN'T WORRY TOO MUCH

ABOUT HER.

THE CROCODILES IN THE LAGOON

SHOULD FINISH OUR JOB.

AH-HA-HA, HA-HA-HA!

[ Screeching ]

YOU- FELIX.

F- F-FRANCESCA!

FLANKEN HAS JUST RESCUED

FRANCESCA FROM THE MOAT!

THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE GONNA DO

THE BALLET FROM "SWAMP LAKE."

AH-HA-HA-HA-HA,

HA-AH!

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE

FINISHED PACKING MY COFFIN.

DON'T PANIC AGAIN, BABIES.

LET'S CALL ALL THE MONSTERS

TOGETHER...

AND HAVE THEM HELP US

GET FRANCESCA...

AND THIS, UH- THIS FLANKEN!

[ Sobbing ] EVERYTHING WAS FINE

UNTIL YOU CAME TO THIS ISLAND.

NOW YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING, AND

I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU!

[ Sobbing ] FRANCESCA,

I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW.

F- F-FRANCESCA. FRANCESCA.

OH, IT'S SHOCK. YOU'RE

HYSTERICAL! CALM DOWN.

[ Continues Sobbing ]

I HATE TO DO THIS.

OOH!

I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.

- OH, FELIX.

- YOU'RE NOT MAD?

[ Passionately ]

OH, FELIX.

I THINK YOU'RE

STILL HYSTERICAL!

OH, FELIX, YOU'RE WONDERFUL.

I'VE BEEN SUCH A FOOL.

[ Romantic Music Swells ]

FRANCESCA, DOES YOUR HEAD

FEEL LIGHTER THAN AIR? YES.

DOES YOUR THROAT FEEL

PARCHED,

AND DO YOU SORT OF TINGLE

ALL OVER? OH, YES. YES, FELIX.

THEN YOU MUST HAVE...

ALLERGIES TOO.

HERE, TRY SOME OF MY PILLS.

OH, FELIX, DARLING.

THERE NEVER WAS A LOVE

LIKE MINE FOR YOU

NEVER WAS A LOVE

LIKE MINE:

ALL THE OTHER GIRLS

YOU MAY HAVE MET

NEVER GAVE YOU LOVE

YOU'RE GONNA GET

THERE NEVER WAS A TORCH

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